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Quote #0
('was about how people don't read news on community pages et then complain not
being informed)
<domas> I can lock databases
<domas> with a banner 'go to wikimania'
<domas> then whole community would notice %)
Quote #1 <Misza13> and to vandals: "don't you assfucks have anything better to do?" <JoeUK> :D <JoeUK> theyd say the same to us
Quote #2 [...] 2004-05-13 01:19:09 <enrc> Edna Bay, Alaska [...] 2004-05-13 01:19:09 <enrc> Kessick [...] 2004-05-13 01:19:09 <enrc> User talk:Timwi/Archive/Apr 04 [...] 2004-05-13 01:19:09 <enrc> Abu Ghraib prison abuse scandal [...] 2004-05-13 01:19:09 <enrc> Tocharian languages [...] 2004-05-13 01:19:10 <enrc> Classic Maya language [...] 2004-05-13 01:19:12 <enrc> Nature (journal) [...] 2004-05-13 01:19:16 <enrc> User talk:Timwi [...] 2004-05-13 01:20:20 <-- enrc has quit (Excess Flood)
Quote #3
<[newbie]> Somebody has usurped my userrname
<bumm13> which is?...
<[newbie]> I am Cimon Avaro.
<Jeedo> lol. that sounds SOOO much like
the openining line of a porn movie
<Jeedo> 'i have gome to tingle your deepest desires'
Quote #4
<TimStarling> open source software represents a leap in
the efficiency of production of software
<TimStarling> like the transition from "cottage" textiles
to mass production
<TimStarling> the quality is worse, but it is much cheaper
<FennecFoxen> that's debatable
<TimStarling> nobody wants hand-made socks anymore
<FennecFoxen> it may have been worse at first...
<Submarine> TimStarling: open source software represents
a leap in theefficiency of production of
software --> ????
<TimStarling> for some reason when people hang around
on IRC long enough, they think coherent
arguments can be made entirely using the
question mark character
Quote #5
<AdamBishop> I also pronounce "lieutenant" the British way,
as we're supposed to, but most people don't...
<kingturtle2> is lieutenant pronounced al-OOOOOOO-MIN-eee-um?
Quote #6
<itai> i found a bug in the hebrew site
<itai> found a bug in the english site :|
<Angela> what's the problem?
<itai> can't tell :x
<Gentgeen> that makes it hard to fix
<Angela> itai: could you explain where the bug is?
<itai> the site isn't secured
<JeLuF> secured?
<itai> yes
<itai> un protected
<Angela> anyone can edit it?
<itai> yes
Quote #7
<TimStarling> it was raining, I was riding along an internal road in
the university, with people walking along the footpath
<TimStarling> and idiot girl with hood decides to suddenly change
direction and step out onto the road without looking
<TimStarling> no peripheral vision, she didn't see me until I emerged
from behind the hood, a few cm from her face
<skimpIzu> so? any contact with girls is positive. treasure your
moment
<bumm13> lol
<camembert> heh, so speaks the desperate man
<CimonAvaro> Speak of what ye lack!
<camembert> "I run girls over on my bike so I can touch them"
Quote #8
<SethIlys> Hmm... I'm getting 500 errors.
<Cyrius> yay technical difficulties!
<FennecFoxen> SethIlys- that's a lot of errors.
Quote #9
<Raul654> Jeedo - the best way to end those is
with a uniltateral declaration
<Raul654> (Like I did for Thatcher)
<FennecFoxen> heh. And when it is contested?
<Raul654> I edit the manual of style accordingly
and then cite it :)
Quote #10
<FennecFoxen> Wikipedia is throwing 1205s everywhere.
<Raul654> it's as dead as elvis, here
<Cyrius> dead as elvis here too. By that I mean it's up
and running but I don't expect anyone to believe me
Quote #11 <fabiform> What is more constructive than wikipedia? <Jamesday> On a bad day, hitting your head with a brick
Quote #12 <sannse> please imagine that pink <Xirzon> I'd rather not
Quote #13
<Xirzon> & is an evil magical character
<Xirzon> if you use it in your article
titles a curse will lay upon them
<Xirzon> and no good shall ever become of them
<Xirzon> I recommend "+" or "and" as non-magical
substitutions
Quote #14
<CimonAvaro> I have seen the fnords!
<Xirzon> you mean fjords CimonAvaro
Quote #15
<BillyH> If we're having Klingon, we shoud have Caveman too. ;)
<BillyH> "'''Ug''', ug ug ugugugu ug ug, ug ug, ug, ug. {{ug}}"
Quote #16
<Burgundavia> Hey, a place in the Gaza strip, would that
fall under Places in the Gaza Strip Category?
Quote #17
<Raul654> how the hell did [[List of people on stamps of Gabon]]
get on my watchlist?
Quote #18
<Raul654> I mean, is it POV to say that (for example) George Bush's
enviromental policy is terrible? No, it's a fact.
<dannyisme> we cannot say that it is terrible
<dannyisme> we would be killed for that
<dannyisme> ed poor would have a heart attack
Quote #19
<Raul654> Fennec - obviously. You aren't going to be using highways
to transport stuff between California and Hawaii
<OldakQuill> We could nail a carriage onto the back of a blue whale...
<FennecFoxen> OldakQuill, but I don't think the whale acheives optimal
speed at near-surface depths.
Quote #20
<SethIlys> lol. SpaceShipOne only passed the 100km mark by 400 feet. :)
<OldakQuill> Ah dear - what a terrible sentence that is Seth
<OldakQuill> You should gouge your eyes out for mixing Imperial and
Metric measurement systms
Quote #21 <Misirlou> SI OR DIE <Kingturtle> You also are using english instead of esperanto
Quote #22
<Raul654> So anyway, could one of you please
put together a coherent arguement?
Quote #23 <Raul654> come on, isn't anyone here an admin on meta? <BillyH> I think Raul654 is.
Quote #24
<VascoDaGama> Good day, friends
<Misirlou> NO IT'S NOT A GOOD DAY VASCODAGAMA
<Misirlou> THE RAIN FOREST IS DYING
<kim_> Misirlou, it is?
<Misirlou> kim_: I DON'T KNOW LET ME CHECK THE EKG
Quote #25
<Raul654> Just ignore me. My [[human brain|brain]] is misfiring
<larne> Raul654: you need some [[Coffee|wikimedicine]]
* Grunt` smirks.
<Grunt`> wikimedicine could mean: * [[Coffee]] * [[Tea]] * [[Fruit juice]]
* Other [[beverage]]s * [[Nothing]] {{disambig}}
<larne> Grunt`: {{npov}}
<larne> coffee is the *only* wikimedicine
<Raul654> Ironically, as I said earlier, I have a picture from the US
Botanic Garden with a tea bush growing next to a coffee tree
... the two staple wikipedian beverages
* Grunt` smirks.
<Grunt`> Reverted changes by larne to last version by Grunt
<larne> Reverted vandalism by Grunt
<Grunt`> rv
<larne> {{vfd}}
<Grunt`> {{delete}}
<larne> #redirect [[wikicabal]]
* Grunt` thinks this channel is starting to go wikiwacko. :P
<Grunt`> The neutrality and factual accuracy of this channel are disputed.
<larne> The sanity of this channel is disputed.
<larne> actually, it's not. I think everyone agrees it hasn't any :)
<Grunt`> This channel has been listed on Channels for Deletion. Please
see its entry there for details.
<Raul654> Oh god, what have I started?
<larne> *Delete. Pointless rambling. ~~~~
*Raul654 commits [[Wikipedia:Missing wikipeidans|Wikisuicide]]
<SethIlys> Haven't we been through this before?
<Grunt`> *Delete. Unsavable POV nonsense. -- ~~~~
<Grunt`> Yes, SethIlys. :P
<AdamBishop> Delete, vanity. ~~~~
Quote #26
<Timwi> == Should the next major version of mIRC
support parsing wiki markup? ==
<Timwi> === Votes for ===
<Timwi> # ~~~~
<Grunt`> # -- ~~~~
* larne opposes
* larne is an irc traditionalist
<TimStarling> mIRC already supports free links
<TimStarling> simple ones, anyway
<Timwi> TimStarling: Only in the sense of making them
clickable, not in the formatting sense
<larne> == Should the next version of mIRC support
subst: templates with variables? ==
Quote #27
<kim_> heh, immediately when I try to lookup tinc,
wikipedia reports a database problem ;-)
Quote #28
<AdamBishop> Reason for deletion: content was:
'I have haxored wikipedia!!! i am leet linux haxor!!! :P'
<AdamBishop> I bet that guy thought he really hacked Wikipedia
Quote #29
* Grunt` prods.. I'm getting blank page syndrome again..
<nadav> Me too
<Vikingstad> yeah... it's all over I think
<Grunt`> We're dooooooooooomed!
<Vikingstad> hehe.
<Vikingstad> wikipedia will NEVER get back.. muhahaha
<Grunt`> HEATHEN! INFIDEL!
<Vikingstad> ok, that's it for doomsday.. back up :)
<Grunt`> YaY. :P
<VascoDaGama> Don't you just love the ability to turn
doomsday on and off at will? ;)
<Grunt`> VascoDaGama: 99% of action movies will do
that to some degree. :P
<Grunt`> VascoDaGama: big scary doomsday device all ready
to go, and pushing one button or flipping one
switch turns it off. :P
<VascoDaGama> WIKIPEDIA II: THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL
<VascoDaGama> Time to next Wik attack: [insert ridiculously
huge digital countdown here]
Quote #30
<SethIlys> lol. Enterprise is getting the death slot. :)
<Raul654> which one?
<SethIlys> Raul: Friday at 9pm.
<Raul654> Pfft
<Raul654> let's take the set of potential star trek enterprise viewers
<Raul654> and subtract out all the people who have something better to
do on friday night
<Raul654> ...have we significantly reduced the set?
Quote #31
<larne> Today's task: find an image for [[OpenVMS filesystem]]
<Grunt`> larne: Find a hard drive that uses OpenVMS, rip it apart,
and take a pic of the platters. ;)
<DavidGerard> larne: the gates over hell, with "ABANDON HOPE ALL
YE WHO ENTER HERE" over them
<DavidGerard> if you can find a GFDL image
<Grunt`> LOL
<larne> I imagine most images of the gates of hell are
copyright by satan- he doesn't seem like the gfdl type
<Grunt`> larne: I suspect someone could do an artistic rendition
<emRick`> Satan invented copyright ... is the modern form of Babel
<Grunt`> larne: Don't know who 'someone' might be, but there must
be at least one person out there ;)
<DavidGerard> artistic renditions aren't encyclopaedic!
<Grunt`> DavidGerard: if they're unartistic enough, sure they are.
<AdamBishop> like the artistic rendition of bigfoot?
<Grunt`> DavidGerard: I'm thinking of pictures in the style
of prephotographic portraits. :P
<larne> what about an artistic rendition of a photograph?
<Grunt`> Or a photograph of an artistic rendition.
<JamesF> What about a computer 'artistic' effect
applied to a photograph?
<JamesF> Or a photograph of a photograph.
<Grunt`> Or a rendition of a rendition.
<larne> what about a sepia effect applied to an artistic rendition?
<JamesF> Or a POVRay re-rendering of the scene? :-)
<Grunt`> Whatever works and is GFDL is okay by me. :P
<DavidGerard> I HAVE CRAYONS
<Grunt`> DavidGerard: you know what to do, then! :D
<larne> I think an image of the gates of hell could be considered POV
<larne> for one, how do we know hell has gates?
<DavidGerard> larne: you are of course right. it should be
illustrating [[NTFS]]
<emRick`> larne: hell won't get get gates for a few more decades ...
bill is still pretty healthy
Quote #32
<JamesF> Some American twit on /. is saying that the people
who went to the US went to avoid "taxation without
representation". *sighs*
<DavidGerard> JamesF: YOU MUST BE SOME SORT OF TERRORIST
LOVING LIBERAL TO SAY THAT
<JamesF> David> To say that he's a twit? ;-)
<DavidGerard> YOU SOCIALIST
<DavidGerard> THE INTERNET IS AMERICAN YOU COMMIE
<DavidGerard> SEE!!!!
<JamesF> Actually, pro-Communist, but never mind :-)
<AdamBishop> well that is what Americans are taught in history classes
<emRick`> DavidGerard: THE WIKIPEDIA IS COMMIE YOU AMERICAN
<AdamBishop> he's probably some 15 year old kid who hasn't
taken a real history class yet
<DavidGerard> OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Olathe> YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CLOWNS !
<DavidGerard> WIKIPEDIA IS LIBERTARIAN CAPITALISM
<DavidGerard> I THINK
<DavidGerard> *dies*
Quote #33
<emRick`> DavidGerard: Wikipedia is granola crunchin'
hippie-lovin' Woodstock ... no Randriods please
<Olathe> Wikipedia is a distributed computer program...
no puny humans, please.
<emRick`> Wikipedia: please don't hurt us when you become
sapient ... remember, we on #wikipedia adore you
and worship you
<JamesF> I am myself merely a small and short-term cog-part
of the great machine that is Wikipedia.
<JamesF> So, who are the spanners? ;-)
<larne> I *am* Wikipedia.
<emRick`> larne: I worship you
<DavidGerard> larne: stop crashing so much. just because you
want more computers.
<larne> DavidGerard: FEEEED MEEEEEEEEEE
<emRick`> larne to DavidGerard: I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that
Quote #34
* Grunt` grunts.
* Slizor hunts
* Grunt` wonders if Slizor is hunting Grunt
* Slizor hunts tastier things then Grunt`
* Grunt` takes offense at the fact that he isn't tasty!
<Grunt`> Have you ever tried roast Grunt? It's dee-licious.
<Grunt`> Trust me. It is. ;P
* Slizor would only hunt Grunt` if he was making sausages
<Grunt`> But..but..there's so much more potential in me!
<Raul654> Mmm... tasty
<larne> What if you were making gruntcakes?
<Slizor> (larne) : You need really fresh Grunt`
Quote #35
<Raul654> Mark - just to be an asshole, I should
mention that F-9/11 broke a record
<Raul654> It had the highest opening weekend
for a documentary, ever
<Lysine> Raul654: asshole.
Quote #36
<yath> Mark_Ryan: this movie seems to have the
potential to influence political events.
It's more important than spider man.
<FennecFoxen> yath- that's POV! :)
<yath> Oh damn! *kicks self*
<Mark_Ryan> yath: it's just a movie. I'd rather report
on its political effects when they happen,
not speculate on them beforehand
<AdamBishop> are you suggesting Spider Man will not
influence world politics?
<AdamBishop> I am appalled, sir!
Quote #37
(regarding Orkut)
<Jeedo> i recently checked back to find 150 messages
in my inbox among them 30 'give me gmail' and
105 'join x and y group'
<Grunt`> Jeedo: What were the last 15?
<Lysine> Grunt`: 'enlarge your penis'?
<Grunt`> Lysine: probably :P
Quote #38
<frazzydee> just to check if it's an issue with my skin,
could somebody try switching their skin
<Jeedo> frazzydee: just at the beginning of your sentance,
i thought it was a medical question;)
<Jeedo> "...i got this rash..."
Quote #39
<Quozl> i want a local copy in case of major meteor strike,
and i only speak english, is it therefore sufficient
to get the en.wikipedia cur at 272mb from
download.wikimedia.org?
Quote #40
<Raul654> am I the only one who gets a perverse please from
seeing [[Yo Mama's Last Supper]] listed on the
recentchanges requested articles?
<Pladask> I hope so
<Raul654> I mean, I feel required to request weird ones, or
else we'd just be left with stuff like [[poetry]]
and [[List of bondage positions]]
Quote #41 * blankfaze resigns from the Wikipedia parliament for "personal reasons" * SethIlys nominates an Oreo to fill the unexpired term. * Grunt` elects the Oreo. * Spe88 elects two oreos * FennecFoxen eats the oreos and nominates Grunt` and blankfaze. * Lysine nominates an oreo * Grunt` re-elects the Oreo. * Grunt` "accidentally" eats the Oreo and runs for the empty seat. <Lysine> "[[w:You have two cows|You have two oreos]]..."
Quote #42
<Lysine> vfd should be divided into "Votes for Deletion of articles
that should be deleted" and "VfD listing by RickK"
Quote #43
<Lysine> bleh, royalty sucks anyway.
<OldakQuill> Yes
<OldakQuill> Shall we commit regicide?
Quote #44
<Callidus> I assume sarcasm before I assume the person in question
is a complete idiot.
<Callidus> It's the polite thing to do.
Quote #45
<Lysine> She was killed by the evil repilian peope-eating aliens
<Lysine> Didn't you hear?
<TheCustomOfLife> I said the same thing, minus the reptiles, about
Ronald Reagan about a week before he actually died.
Quote #46
<juxho> here are the basic assumptions i'm relying on: there
will be [[opinion wiki]] where strict syntax will be
required to get aggregate information to [[publish wiki]],
non-neutral-pov is the rule. there will be research
wiki where all non-neutral-pov stuff will get axed
immediatelly with a kind notice to go mess around in the
[[opinion wiki]]. [[publish wiki]] will import from
[[research wiki]] pending that someone will bet their own
credibility in declaring some information so certain that
it needs to be published. also aggregated (via SQL scripts
written in a not-yet-decided language) will be used to
automatically update the articles in [[publish wiki]] with
the aggregate information from [[opinion wiki]] with
highlights and links to the whole mess of opinions
* juxho gone to drink more beer
Quote #47 <nsh> I'm currently putting off over 200 individually important tasks <Grunt`> nsh: how many of them involve putting off work? ;) <nsh> Grunt`, most of them, but that's the beauty of it
Quote #48
<clarknova> water isn't cheap at all. it comes at a tremendous
hidden cost.
<Raul654> It falls from the sky, for free!
Quote #49 * Kurt__ goes back to planning his capitalist revolution * blankfaze goes back to planning his libertarian revolution * iostream goes back to planning his opensource revolution * Grunt` goes back to planning his revolution revolution * morwen goes back to planning her punk rock revolution * AdamBishop goes back to revolving around the sun * SethIlys goes back to.... umm... well, nothing, really.
Quote #50
<OldakQuill> OMG there is no article on World War II!
<blankfaze> haha yes there is
<OldakQuill> :D
<blankfaze> you silly.
<OldakQuill> OMG there is no article on Pokemon!
<Grunt`> OldakQuill: The sanity of this person is disputed.
<blankfaze> Oldak: We WISH.
<OldakQuill> OMG there is no article on US geography
<AdamBishop> OMG there is no article on every type of Pokemon and minor
Pokemon character ever!
<Grunt`> OMG there is no article on [[there is no article]]
<fredrik> there is no article on world history !
<Grunt`> frederik: OMG
<clarknova> OMFG
<Kurt__> OMG there are no articles at all!
<Grunt`> OMG we've been taken over by insidious vandals who have
blanked all the pages!
<SethIlys> OMG people are being incredibly silly in #wikipedia!
<Grunt`> OMG insanity levels are spiralling out of control!
<blankfaze> OMG i just messed myself!
<Grunt`> OMG
<blankfaze> GMO
<ivan> GMOOMG
<blankfaze> MOOG GOM
Quote #51
<morwen> how about we have a poll to make me dictator?
<Raul654> you're not brutal enough
<Raul654> :p
<OldakQuill> You want to replace King Jimbo of Wales?
<Hemanshu> Option 1. Make me dictator
<Hemanshu> Option 2. Suffer when I become the dictator
Quote #52
<Hemanshu> Raul654: haven't u heard of the coup? Lir took over.
The rule of law shall prevail now.
<EddEdmondson> I for one welcome our new vandal and troll overlords
Quote #53
<VascoDaGama> Wow. Sgt Nigel Leaky had a hell of a lot of guts.
<Comrade_Nick> who's that?
<VascoDaGama> Some guy who was awarded the VC.
<Comrade_Nick> what did he do
<Raul654> with both legs blown off, he crawled into a german
machine gun nest and killed the lot of them with a
sharpened thimble
<Raul654> he then grabbed the machine gun, and turned it on
an approaching panzer column, and wiped the lot of
them out, despite losing 3 hands in the process
<yath> and his liver, and his favorite thimble
Quote #54 <bumm13> iron isn't that good for males, even in safer forms <Mark_Ryan> why, bumm <bumm13> men don't need as much iron as women <earHertz> and women like to iron.
Quote #55
<TimStarling> I was just hassling someone for writing criticism
on a brainstorming page
<TimStarling> I was thinking... maybe we'd get better, more creative
brainstorming if we actively deleted all criticism
<TimStarling> in a group discussion that's not usually possible,
so perhaps a wiki is better for brainstorming
than a group discussion
<Raul654> why not just delete the critics?
<TimStarling> you can't delete people
<Raul654> you're not being creative enough
Quote #56 <Lysine> wikisloooooooooooow. <Raul654> Lysine - blame me :) <Lysine> Raul654: I did, see above.
Quote #57
<Raul654> for a pre-opt transexual, calling them by their preferred
gender is both POV and factually debatable.
<Lysine> Raul654: So is *not* Doing that.
<Raul654> Lysine - agreed
<Raul654> ...so, since we're boned both ways, we might as well make
a policy
Quote #58 <Lysine> Grunt`: yes; blame raul <Lysine> he is a vindicious roll trying to destroy wiki <Raul654> I like being a delicious roll :)
Quote #59
<morwen> Call yourself Xxland, get the ".xx" domain, sell it for
lots of money to portnographers
<Avala> now
<morwen> what is .sr really?
<OldakQuill> Surename
<Avala> .cs=counter strike somebody proposed to sell it to gamers
<Avala> :)
<Mero> hehe portnographers
<Fennecus> like geographers, but for harbors?
<OldakQuill> Heh - cartographers
<Mero> they tailor to the sailor
<morwen> of course when serbia and montenegro split they will have
to get new TLDs again
<Mero> "Barmaid Wenches Gone Wild"
<OldakQuill> Beastly Knaves Getting Dirty
Quote #60
<Gachet> Hi everyone. I am not sure to understand the topic
of the channel: is WP horribly slow because it is
on display in the UN Foyer?
<yath> Gachet: No, it's just nifty that it's on display there.
It's slow because it's always slow.
<Gachet> Who is in the UN Foyer? Three billions users surfing WP? :-)
<Slizor> It's slow because of single mothers and asylum seekers
<FennecFoxen> it's slow because we are insufficiently rich to keep it fast
with as many users as use it.
<Slizor> (FennecFoxen) : And we are insufficiently rich because of
single mothers and asylum seekers!
<OldakQuill> Yes, "ASYLUM SEAKERS CAUSE HOUSE PRICES TO PLUMET AND WIKIPEDIA
TO SLOW DOWN" - Daily News
<FennecFoxen> SEAKERS, seekers, or sneakers?
* FennecFoxen wants asylum sneakers!
<MykReeve> THE NEW SEEKERS CAUSE WIKIPEDIA TO SLOW DOWN
<FennecFoxen> I want *squeaky* asylum sneakers!
<VascoDaGama> Asylum speakers?
<FennecFoxen> Asylum STREAKERS!
<Slizor> Asylum streaky bacon, yum
<yath> Buff Haitians zooming across the Atlantic
Quote #61
<enrc> The Universe N http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Universe
Kevyn (New Redirect Page; points to Universe (Cool! I got
to "Create The Universe!" *g*))
Quote #62
<entmoot> the nice thing about CC movement is that it's based
on parametric licenses
<entmoot> it just needs some improved license coices to deal
with moral/attribution rights, restrictions on
military or police state use, and "green" issues.
<FennecFoxen> "green" issues... EVIL POLLUTING POWER PLANT COMPANIES
CANNOT USE MY ENYCYCLOCYCLOPEDIA! ;)
<FennecFoxen> an encyclocyclopedia... of bicycles.
<FennecFoxen> or not power plants, but the evil biotech companies maybe? :)
<jwales> It can be redistributed only on recycled paper?
Quote #63
<Jeedo> ""Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
We have gone through every line of code in every program in every
system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including
backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the
change. We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K"
date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all
programs and all data to reflect your new standards: Januark,
Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October,
November, December as well as: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak,
Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak. I trust that this is satisfactory, because
to be honest, none of this Y to K problem has made any sense to me.
But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help
in any way possible. And what does the year 2000 have to do with it?
Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the
two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We'll await your direction.""
Quote #64
<bluefoxicy> the "Related Images" thing
<bluefoxicy> should just have the image names, not the images.
<Lysine> bluefoxicy: if you're using [[Image:foo]], use [[:Image:foo]]
<FennecFoxen> what Lysine said
<Pladask> what FennecFoxen said
<Lysine> what I said
<Pladask> what you say !!
<FennecFoxen> what you sa- what Pladask said
<Lysine> someone beat us up the dead horse
Quote #65
<WikiFan04> Let's hope that [[Pornography]] is never an FA- otherwise we'll
have hormone-loaded 12 year olds coming on here going...
<WikiFan04> uhh man i noes what u means
Quote #66
<bumm13> My guess is that Lir is a he
<Raul654> I agree - no woman could be that annoying... come to
think of it, I take that back
<Raul654> seriously though, I agree that Lir's comments to strike
me as distinctly masculine
<OldakQuill> Such as "I'll stab you with my penis"
Quote #67
<Angela> maybe I should start doing more controversial things.
It wouldn't bug me so much then when people complain
<Lysine> Move to main page to Welcome_Mat
<Lysine> to be, er, less americo-centric
Quote #68
<Lysine> squash123: you should steal de's stub notice
<squash123> 'Dieser Artikel ist bedauerlicherweise noch ziemlich
kurz. Er enthält möglicherweise zu wenige Informationen.
Wenn Sie mehr zum Thema wissen, überarbeiten Sie ihn bitte
und machen Sie ihn zu einem guten Artikel.'
<earHertz> Does that say to invade Poland?
Quote #69
<AdamBishop> it's a joke from an old Yahoo post, let me see if I can
find it
<Raul654> Oh lord, the yahoo quiz bowl list
<Raul654> the only place geekier than the wikipedia IRC channel
<Raul654> except possibly #furry
Quote #70
<DavidGerard> also, if one person does it all,
he may take it as a personal attack
<DavidGerard> whereas if two warn and a third blocks,
it's obviously a cabal!
Quote #71
<bluekamil> Where do you from?
<FennecFoxen> #wikipedia
<bluekamil> From which country, I'm from Germany
<FennecFoxen> I'm from en.
<bluekamil> oh, I would like to study in en. It's great
<bluekamil> Have you ever been to germany?
<FennecFoxen> well, I've been to de once or twice, but that's about it
<bluekamil> In which city do you have been?
<FennecFoxen> [[De:Fennek]] if I recall correctly
<FennecFoxen> Wüstenfuchs and all that
<bluekamil> I don't konw this city, I was once in en, in eastborne
* FennecFoxen is a minor elected official in en. Department
of the Interior and all that.
Quote #72
<Raul654> Rather than punish other wikipedians by making us pick
up the edit war pieces, we should just chastise the
warriors
<Raul654> so every edit war means they lose a finger
<Raul654> see? Problem solved
<Raul654> after 10 edit wars, they won't be able to fight anymore
<Lysine> What if they're mutants?
<Lysine> (Which is quite likely when editing, say, [[Chernobyl]])
<dysprosia> raul: don't underestimate accessibility technology
<dysprosia> you'll have those stick typer thingies soon enough
Quote #73
<dannyisme> it reminds me of the time rk described some event incorrectly
<dannyisme> and when i corrected him, he said i had no idea what i was
talking about
<dannyisme> he read about it in the press
<dannyisme> and i answered, yes, but i was the person they were writing about
Quote #74
<bluefoxicy> geogre: I'm more concerned with the effectiveness
though; how long can a man string a gay man along
just teasing? A half hour? Fifteen minutes? Will
the guy get bored because he's not getting any and go
find someone else?
<bluefoxicy> geogre: Versus how long a female can drag it on with
a straight guy without even touching him. I'd believe
it if a girl said she held out on a guy for 5 hours
before giving him any.
<Raul654> "I'd believe it if a girl said she held out on a guy
for 5 hours before giving him any." --- Blue, it's
called a first date :)
<geogre> Raul654: You have good second dates.
Quote #75 (regarding irssi, a textmode IRC client) <yath> It has fabulous perl scripting. just ctcp version me. >yath< CTCP VERSION -yath- VERSION kvirc (NOT!!) - Apple ][ [MOS 6502/1.00MHz]
Quote #76
<Arminius> right hand went numb I think that is a good signal
it's time to stop editing
<bluefoxicy> Arminius: 'editing' riiight.
<Jeedo> hehe
<Cyrius> we all know you're flaming people on talk pages!
<Arminius> lol
<Jeedo> 'playing' with your 'pen' ?
<Arminius> I guess I sortof asked for that one
Quote #77
<Raul654> As my girlfriend (who works in a sperm lab for rats) says -
"No, I just cut off the testicles, pierce them with a pin,
and drain out all the fluid"
Quote #78
<bluefoxicy> and i"ve seen speeds of 13k/s
<bumm13> pr0n makes a good test of downloaded speed... ;)
<Raul654> Blue - 13 is physically impossible. That had to have been caching
<bluefoxicy> Raul654: it was downloading of a porno movie.
<Raul654> so because it's porno your modem went faster than it's capable of?
Quote #79
<bluefoxicy> Raul654: I once went 3 months
<bluefoxicy> Raul654: I came the instant my lips touched the head.
<Jeedo> you can suck your own penis?
<Raul654> Good job. You just killed the channel
<Jeedo> dude
<bluefoxicy> (3 months + autofellatio == <3)
<bluefoxicy> Jeedo: dude yes
<Jeedo> dude
Quote #80 <earHurts> emRick: doing what with animals?? <emRick> earHurts: well, I do need a substitute for the women
Quote #81
<Raul654> Wikipedia cyber kiosks?
<JamesF> Yeah.
<yath> What is the point of a wikipedia cyber-kiosk?
<jeronim`> wikipedia on your PDA, telling you about your
surroundings - they were dreaming about it on the
mailing list
<Jamesday> jeronim, with the geocoding work, that's becoming feasible
<JamesF> Jeronim> Yeah, with location co-ordinates.
<Raul654> I can see it now
<Raul654> We could do it with AI technology and sensors
<Raul654> it could learn to anticipate you
<Raul654> "It seems like you could use information from the
following article: [[List of bondage positions]]"
<yath> It looks like you're trying to break into your
competitor's offices. Would you like information on
[[lockpicking]]?
<Raul654> "You are writing a [[suicide note]]."
<Raul654> "You might want to read [[after-death experiences]]"
<JamesF> "You're in court. Would you like to learn about the
[[courts system in the United Kindom]]? Please note
that Wikipedia does not give out legal advice."
<Raul654> "After that night of partying list night, would you
like to learn about [[sexually transmitted disease]]s?"
Quote #82
<Mark_Ryan> anyway, class time
<Raul654> In July?
<Mark_Ryan> cya all later :)
<Raul654> Classes?
<Mark_Ryan> Raul654: it's winter
<Mark_Ryan> :)
<Raul654> oh yea...
<Raul654> Crazy australian weather
<Raul654> :)
<Mark_Ryan> i know! fancy being anti-US in our weather ;)
<Mark_Ryan> lol
<Mark_Ryan> cya
* Mark_Ryan has quit IRC
<Raul654> I should have asked him if his toilets go in the
proper American direction :)
<spiderly> hah raul I was just thinking about that
<FoeNyx> same here :P
Quote #83
<earHertz> It is so early, and I am up with nothing to do today.
Sure I could clean, run errands, and take care of the
bills I always put off, but none of that sounded as fun
as trying to meet a sexy woman for a few hours of
touching and orgasms. I am a fit, buxxom, woman with
short hair, who does not look butch, but I love to take
control in the bedroom, or on the living room floor,
where ever the mood strikes us.
<earHertz> oh, sorry, wrong window. please ignore
Quote #84
<Submarine> Well, I don't think Wikipedia is worse than your typical press.
<zocky> heh, some guy wants to list all films where Drew Barrymore
appeared nude
Quote #85
<Austin> Isn't one of the requirements for being a bureaucrat knowing how to
spell it?
<Austin> We might as well just call them "Sysop-makers."
<Austin> What do they call bureaucrats on simple?
<Angela> Austin: "Angela"
Quote #86
<AdamBishop> one of my earliest memories is sticking my finger in an
electrical socket
<AdamBishop> I have only done it three times
Quote #87 <dannyisme> SJ, I have removed the misplaced comma you inserted to irk me <dannyisme> do not think that your attempt at vandalism has not gone unnoticed
Quote #88
<enrc> Exchequer [...] * Jdforrester * External links ->
External link, as there's only one, and we're not wholly
illiterate
Quote #89
<TheCustomOfLife> Cunctator.
<TheCustomOfLife> How dirty.
* TheCustomOfLife giggles.
<Raul654> Custom - it's latin for "Someone who delays"
<Raul654> It was the nickname of a famous roman general
<TheCustomOfLife> I wonder why.
<TheCustomOfLife> Wink wink, nudge nudge.
<Raul654> he always delayed battle
<Snowspinner> How fitting for a member of the arbcom. :)
Quote #90
<TimStarling> we already have kid editors
<TimStarling> they write about pokemon
<TimStarling> or the school they go to
<TimStarling> first they learn about how to edit a page, then they learn
about VFD
Quote #91
<jwales> Well, spam that claims to be *from* wikipedia, oy. That's
just... ugh.
<jwales> It's from Estonia.
<jwales> What good is having a war mongering President if we can't
invade Estonia to kill spammers? I AM JOKING DO NOT QUOTE
ME ON THAT. :-)
Quote #92
* Grunt` grunts
<-- FennecFoxen has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection
timed out))
<Grunt`> ..that was a powerful grunt. It killed Fennec.
* Cyrius hands Grunt a breath mint.
* Grunt` grunts his thanks...oh wait dammit no!
* yath pulls the mask over his face and checks the seal
* Cyrius falls over.
* Grunt` watches yath's Apple ][ sputter and die.
* yath wonders why he installed that four-stroke engine
in the first place
* Grunt` fuells up the Apple ][ with premium fuel. :D
<Grunt`> s/fuells/fuels/
* Grunt` starts up the Apple ][ again and watches it go!
<earHertz> is breath that even reaches through and overpowers the
rank smell of a fur suit?
<yath> it's like godzilla and mothra
* Grunt` pulls a fur veil over earHertz's head and grunts
at him.
Quote #93
<gentgeen> how many 13 year olds does it take to make one 90 year old?
<Raul654> Gentgeen - a six pack, a broken profalactic, and about 90
years and nine months
Quote #94
<morwen> node_ue: Well, suppose [[foo bar]] is a term in economics and
[[Foo Bar]] is an album
<morwen> I said that
<morwen> but there's still no point
<bumm13> morwen: using logic on node is dangerous and could be harmful to
one's health
<bumm13> use caution
* bumm13 puts on his protective IRC client gloves
Quote #95
<bumm13> In informal U.S. English, a noogie is a hard rubbing of one's head
with a closed fist
<dysprosia> geogre: no wonder your brain's on strike ;)
<geogre> bumm13: Ok, let me try that.
<bumm13> (done by someone other than one's self)
<geogre> dysprosia: If it keeps up, I'll vote Republican.
<geogre> node_ue: I'll try, but I think it's just being whiny.
<geogre> node_ue: I think I brought this on myself, when I told my brain
that there were 5 brains in the developing world that could do the
job better at pennies on the dollar.
<bumm13> it's also known as a "Dutch rub"
<bumm13> it's mean to be unpleasant to the person receiving it
<geogre> bumm13: I've been smiting my head with a closed fist, and it's not
helping.
<bumm13> s/mean/meant
<dysprosia> but don't forget to include the comma in the rubbing!
<bumm13> nah, it shouldn't
<bumm13> heh
<geogre> bumm13: However, I am finding Dick Cheney easier to understand.
<bumm13> rub softer
Quote #96 <Fennecus> get RMS to agree to make it CC-compatible. =b <Raul654> Fennec - Jamesday said that's exactly what they're doing <Fennecus> Raul654: I also hear that RMS is the main FSF holdout in the matter. <Raul654> Damn him <Raul654> long haired hippie <Raul654> causing us problems <Raul654> :) <Raul654> (No, I wasn't talking about Uncle Ed)
Quote #97
<Comrade_Nick> but that would funny if lir became an AC member he'll be the
People's AC
<Snowspinner> If the People are like Lir, the People should probably be banned.
Quote #98
<Arminius-> whats the difference between a stub and a sub-stub?
<Grunt`> Arminius: a substub is at most two sentences
<Slowking_Man> Arminius: Stubs are short; substubs are /very/ short
<Cyrius> Arminius-: depends on who you ask.
<Kate-> a substub is like a stub but it has a stupid template on it.
Quote #99
<prumpf> ouch. [[artificial limb]] has a {{stub}} tag
Quote #100
<blankfaze> KATE!
<blankfaze> KATE!
<blankfaze> I THOUGHT YOU LEFT!
<Kate-> blankfaze: then you didnt read my user page. :-)
<blankfaze> Oh, Kate!
<Kate-> oh, blankfaze! i love you too!
Quote #101
<TheCustomOfLife> Time for a poetry reading!
<TheCustomOfLife> He's a cold-hearted snake.
<TheCustomOfLife> Look into his eyes.
<TheCustomOfLife> Uh-oh, he's been telling lies.
<TheCustomOfLife> Fin
<CryptoDerk> Not sure what to make of that
<TheCustomOfLife> Poetry encore!
<TheCustomOfLife> Straight up, now tell me, do you really wanna love me
forever?
<TheCustomOfLife> Oh oh oh!
<CryptoDerk> How about... no?
<TheCustomOfLife> Some bitches don't appreciate good poetry. :-(
<CryptoDerk> Are you one of them? :)
<TheCustomOfLife> I'm an artsy bitch.
<Kate-> TheCustomOfLife: are you taking poetry lessons from sinfest?
<TheCustomOfLife> My muse is a non-traditional beauty.
<TheCustomOfLife> Girl.
<TheCustomOfLife> Forever Your Girl.
Quote #102
<Snowspinner> We're all sockpuppets of Lir, though.
<Snowspinner> It's sort of like Alice in Wonderland.
<yath> Are you calling Alice a troll?
Quote #103
<Kate-> why are wikien-l discussing how to revolutionise western
civilisation or something?
<jeromin> wikipedia does that to people :)
<AdamBishop> because everyone knows internet mailing lists are the
appropriate space to begin sweeping social change
* Grunt smirks.
<adiabatic> Of course. Just ask moveon.org.
Quote #104
<node_ue> Raul: You are trying to say, "We haven't done this in the past.
Therefore, we won't do it in the future."
<Raul654> Node - Right. That's called arguing from evidence
<Raul654> you might want to try it sometime
Quote #105 <vespers> Gandhi <Arminius> Gandhi was dam annoying <britta> gandhi bugs me because so many people refer to him so much <britta> and so superfluously <geogre> Gandhi was a damn hippie! <Raul654> Just wait until they publish his secret memoirs <Raul654> I can see the movie version of it now <Raul654> "Gandhi - the Revenge" <Raul654> starring Vin Diseal as Gandhi <Raul654> directed by James Cameron <Arminius> "nonviolance this imperalist assholes!" tat tat tat tat <Raul654> With William Macy as Jawaharlal Nehru <Arminius> with hilary duff as Gandhi's wife
Quote #106 <Raul654> Tim - that Wikipedia thing was doomed from Day 1 <Raul654> maybe we should just let god tear it down <Raul654> after all, it's dangerous and repugnant <Grunt> Raul, how it got this far is a mystery.. <Grunt> After all, we know it's just a haven for trolls :p <Arminius> wikipedia is an ABOMINATION! full of MOGREL HORDES! <Raul654> I think Jimbo is a war criminal for founding it <Raul654> Grunt, be fair <Raul654> it's not *just* for trolls <Raul654> there are lots of POV pushers too <bumm13> and vandals
Quote #107
<squash-> http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10723409%255E13762,
00.html
<squash-> woah... tragic
<mav> squash; I thought that only sercurity guards in the U.S. were that
stupid
<mav> I mean, if they let Garry Coleman be one, then what do you expect?
<Raul654> Mav - no one ever went broke by wagering on people being stupid ;)
<mav> lol
<Raul654> In fact
<Raul654> http://www.dummies.com/WileyCDA/
<Raul654> Some people count on it to make money :)
<Cyrius> yeah, but it's bad for business to shoot your customers
<Raul654> Cyrius - not at all
<Raul654> it shows them the consequences of taking their buisness elsewhere
Quote #108
* zoney is just glad we don't use Starfleet 50kV consoles!
<Raul654> Those poor ensign redshirts
<Raul654> someone should really point out that the enterprise is unsafe at any
speed
Quote #109
<jwales> That's the loudest nick I have ever seen, THISISMYNICK
* THISISMYNICK grins
<jwales> I'll just call you timn for short.
<THISISMYNICK> and who are you, jwales ?
<THISISMYNICK> james wales?
<THISISMYNICK> jeremy? john?
<jwales> I am Jimbo.
<THISISMYNICK> nice name of yours, but I like mine more
Quote #110
<bumm13> you'd make a good Amish person, squash
<squash-> amish ?
<kturner> [[Amish]]
* squash- checks
<squash-> NO WAY!
Quote #111 <squash--> i created http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sieg_heil <kturner> You created another comparison article?
Quote #112
<bluefoxicy> baby jokes suck
<squash-> think of the children
<Slowking_Man> You don't want to know what I think about children.
<bluefoxicy> squash-: little girls love the cock.
<Raul654> An old man and a little boy are walking alone in a forest
<Raul654> The boy says to the man "I'm scared"
<bluefoxicy> eww manboy sex
<Raul654> The man says back to the boy "You think you're scared?
I have to walk out of here alone"
<bluefoxicy> eww snuff
<bumm13> at least that's not pedophilic
<bluefoxicy> paedophilic :o
<Mike_H|Zzzzz> Oh, don't even go there
<Raul654> Blue - snuff films always have the most realistic acting :p
<Mark_Ryan> can we have some jokes that don't involve pedophilia or
people dying? we get enough of that on Wikipedia itself...
<Raul654> Mark - you're new to the internet, eh?
<bluefoxicy> wait
<bluefoxicy> you people were joking?
<bluefoxicy> o.o;;
* bluefoxicy hides!
<Raul654> Aww Blue, don't worry, I wasn't ;)
Quote #113
<zocky> the american english filter should add random suffixes to latinate
words
<Gentgeen> and the be one should add random "U"s to words for no good reason
<kturner> Gentgeen: there is a good reasoun
<Gentgeen> the union that makes typeface u's has lots of political power?
<kturner> not using u is a form of discriminatioun
<Gentgeen> not using z is also a form of discriminization
<kturner> z is already used in words like "frozen", so that's ok.
<Gentgeen> that's a "zee", not a "zed" by the way
<kturner> There's no such letter as Zee
Quote #114
<Raul654> So you're saying we should do it like Klingons
<Raul654> the two strongest from each party take a batleth
<JimLane> Raul, mav wanted a reality show. So instead of a fight they'd do
something extreme or disgusting. Who can eat the most live
earthworms in one minute, maybe.
<Raul654> Jim - not entertaining enough
<Raul654> Hrm, maybe that's how we should decide the house of representatives
<Raul654> they do the disgusting stuff
<Raul654> and then, we cap it off with the presidential bout
<Raul654> two men enter the ring, only one leaves
<JimLane> Well, maximum of one leaves. You'd have to provide for the
possibility of simultaneous deaths.
<Raul654> Jim - third party candidate ;)
Quote #115 <Kate-> What is the word for something that reduces stress? <Raul654> Kate - gun
Quote #116
* Cyrius has a vision of a day... a long time from now...
"Today's featured article: Gdanszigk"
<Raul654> Cyrius - I can see the FA for the day before that
<Raul654> "Celebrating 100 years of martian colonies"
Quote #117
<Jamesday> Maybe you should run a typo bot and correct all misspellings
of colour ?:)
<Jamesday> Would you like help setting up the bot?:)
<Raul654> Jamesday - I've noticed that. People seem to type colour when
they mean color
<Jamesday> It's a congenital disorder. Their parents failed to send them to
US schools.:)
Quote #118
<Mark_Ryan> those of you using mIRC, for a neat trick, hold down shift and
click the "#wikipedia" button up the top
<Slowking_Man> I'm betting that closes it.
<Mark_Ryan> nah it does a 3D animation
* Parts: neilc
* Parts: squash- ("Leaving")
* Joins: squash-
<squash-> it works on xchat too
Quote #119
<squash-> Stranger | Normal | Acquantances | Friends | Hugging
| Kissing | Touching | Sex
<squash-> the scale of intimitship
<bumm13> scale?
<AdamBishop> no touching before hugging?
<squash-> something like that
<squash-> i'm not perfect
<AdamBishop> or before kissing at least
<TheCustomOfLife> Wow, I'm actually high up on a social scale
<TheCustomOfLife> Go, me
<squash-> wikipedia should have that type of scale
<squash-> informative
<Luigi30> "If they use PC, say we're Apple. If they use Apple, say
we're PC. If they have both, say we're Linux. If they have
that, tell them to f*** off."
<Misirlou> according to squash-'s scale, I guess my dad is really close
to having sex with me
<chase> oh god
Quote #120
<JoiIto> is anyone here working on CROSSBOW?
<Slowking_Man> No, I prefer RIFLE SHOOTING
<Mark_Ryan> I like to READ BOOKS
<Austin> I like HANDGUNS, myself.
<Slowking_Man> Now go EDIT WIKIPEDIA
Quote #121
<TheCustomOfLife> My stub on [[Pam Dawber]] is bigger than the stub on
[[Mark Harmon]]
<TheCustomOfLife> Shocking.
<bumm13> I could never name my kid Pam
<bumm13> it's non-stick spray for frying pans, for crying out loud!
<bumm13> and it's not even good for that
Quote #122
(#mediawiki)
<servmon> slaughtered 3 threads for 'single expensive searches'
<Fennecus> Multi-kill!
Quote #123
<servmon> (key: [time] thr/qps/lag) ariel: 3/1578/0 18767s 9243s 5s 5s 5s
goeje: 2/6/7640 suda: 1/415/0 18348s 3s 0s 0s 0 albert: 2/6/70
bacon: FRIED; diderot: 1/6/70 squid: (coronelli maurus rabanus)
req/s: 107 163 151 hit/s: 65 107 100 (total: 422 reqs 273 hits 64%)
<jeronim_> bacon is still fried
Quote #124
* ugen64 uses "death" because grunt is insolent
* Grunt : Magic Resistance
* ugen64 stabs grunt with a +1 gazillion rapier
* Grunt : casts Dispel Roleplaying
<Raul654> I'm going to have to implore a channel admin to cast "kick/ban"
Quote #125
<avar> the wikipedia soap opera continues, will he end up on RFA?
Will Angela comment on it? Will someone list the mess on
VFD? stay tuned for the next episode...
Quote #126
<Raul_away> User:Haydes is creating a whole bunch of substubs.
Rickk seems convinced he's the B-movie bandit. I am
starting to think the same thing.
<cimon> RickK is having an identity crisis?
Quote #127 <yelyos> is wikipedia becoming more like nupedia? <kturner> yelyos: yes, we only have 21 articles now
Quote #128
<Raul654> Aaron - there's a variable that echoes that echoes a particular
page's namespace
<Raul654> see my user page - I have a link to all the variables there
<bumm13> Raul: that was for effect, right? ;)
<Raul654> (the meta pag ewith all the variables)
<Raul654> Aaron - yes, the meta page with the variables lists them, IIRC
<Raul654> Bumm - what was for effect?
<Raul654> whoops
<Raul654> hehe :p
<bumm13> how ironic
Quote #129 <servmon> slaughtered 47 threads for 'high load search' <servmon> slaughtered 164 threads for 'search queries' <servmon> slaughtered 28 threads for 'single expensive searches' <servmon> slaughtered 38 threads for 'single very expensive searches' <servmon> slaughtered 2 threads for 'history' <FennecFoxen> servmon: GODLIKE.
Quote #130
<TimStarling> but I imagine most contributors to other-language wikipedias
would prefer to talk about those wikis in another channel
<TimStarling> since they have historically been keen to do so
<kturner> that may be because they think this is the english channel
<kturner> (english channel .. hehe)
<jeronim_> roflol
* silsor swims
jeronim_ gives kturner a cookie
<silsor> _____^o________
<silsor> _______^o______
<silsor> _________^o____
<silsor> ___\...C_^o____
<silsor> oh dear it is a sea monster
* Signoff: silsor ("glub")
Quote #131
<Slowking_Man> fabi: Ah yes, Wikipedia, harnessing the power of
insomniacs the world over
Quote #132 <AdamBishop> I don't mind splashing myself with my own urine <cimon> AdamBishop: Can we quote you on that? <AdamBishop> I'm going to stop talking now
Quote #133
<Raul654> there goes the DNS
<Raul654> and all that porn along with it
<avar> not the kinki ipv6 pr0n
<Raul654> The only pr0n you can get over IPv6 is geek pr0n, which is creepy
because it involves Tux in all sorts of disturbing positions
<avar> indeed, pounding of his penguin hiney
<bumm13> :-/
<Raul654> sporting a [[monoglove]], [[spreader bar]], etc
<Slowking_Man> The mental images, they burn
Quote #134
* gentgeen has joined #wikipedia
<Raul654> Mav - so you're advocating cartoon porn on the main page now?
<Raul654> After all, you requested it ;)
<blankfaze> mav: yes, but titties nonetheless!
<maveric149> Raul: yep - one step at a time. Soon we will have Mickey
and Minney...
<gentgeen> this is an interesting conversation to come into the middle of
Quote #135
<earHurts> Girls who see clits get the wrong ideas about sex, like it
should be pleasurable for her
<earHurts> and not just the man who owns her
Quote #136
<bumm13> Raul: when they start calling you "fascist", that means you're
doing something right
<Raul654> Bumm - by that logic, then when they vandalize your user page with
a hitler pic, it means you're doing something *really* right?
Quote #137
<avar> seamen, men of the sea
<Fennecus> Seamen? Are those like mermaids, but the opposite gender? =b
<avar> yes
<Misirlou> Fennecus: You mean, of the opposite sex?
* Grunt smirks
<avar> Fennecus: they always come in spurts too.
<Raul654> lol
<Grunt> ...
<Misirlou> yeah, that one went too far
<avar> and make a *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* sound while swimming
<Misirlou> yeah, that one went too far
<Misirlou> yeah, that one went too far
<Raul654> Poor misir
<Raul654> we're deflowering his virgin ears
Quote #138 <Raul654> Guess what DVD I am holding in my hand! <Raul654> Legend of the Overfiend : ) <AdamBishop> that would be a quality DVD <Raul654> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legend_of_the_Overfiend * brion has joined #wikipedia <kooo> wheee tentacle raping! :D <yelyos> Hi, brion <yelyos> care to join us? <yelyos> :D <brion> no way man, you people scare me
Quote #139
<brion> $this->saveUploadedFile( $this->mUploadSaveName,
$this->mUploadTempName );
<brion> if ( !$nt->userCanEdit() ) {
<brion> return $this->uploadError( wfMsg( 'protectedpage' ) );
<brion> }
<brion> isn't that the wrong order?
<Cyrius> one would think, yes
<zwitter> do you know what saveUploadedFile() does?
<zwitter> i bet $15 that it doesn't save the uploaded file
<brion> if ( ! move_uploaded_file( $tempName, $wgSavedFile ) ) {
* brion collects $15
<zwitter> cheater
<brion> it's open source, you have only yourself to blame ;)
<zwitter> i can't read
Quote #140
<brion> return $this->uploadError( wfMsg( 'protectedpage' ) );
* FennecFoxen read that wrong and thought it said "wtfMsg"
Quote #141
* Netoholic gets his [[Wikipedia:2004 Arbitration Committee election
controversies and irregularities]] page ready.
Quote #142
(#mediawiki)
<Wikinaut> Did I say, that I spent roughly 300 hours now for Enoitf ?
<dori> wikibugs, we all spend too much time on wikipedia one way
or another, this place is a black hole
<evanpro> dori: I think you've been spending too much time on
Wikipedia if you're talking to wikibugs.
<wikibugs> Tell me about it.
<evanpro> B-)
<dori> evanpro, we're had plenty of wonderful conversations,
he's a good listner
Quote #143 <Reene> mouse balls are chewy
Quote #144
<DanteAlighieri> Next thing you know, people will be ADVERTISING that they're
not campaigning.
* DanteAlighieri would like everyone to know that while he IS
running for ArbCom, he is NOT campaigning. :)
* johnleemk would like everyone to know that he only
campaigns passively on his user page.
* DanteAlighieri doesn't even campaign there! ;P
* johnleemk crucifies Dante for not campaigning at all.
* DanteAlighieri dies for your edits.
<towo> Dying for one's editS?
<towo> Wiki Christianity?
<jill^crux> he died for our reverts!
<Raul654> Towo - exactly
<Raul654> Crucify them all and let Jimbo sort them out ;)
<johnleemk> In the name of Jimbo, Ed Poor and RickK, I absolve you of
your edit warring.
<Raul654> lol!
<Raul654> Rickk is more like the wiki angel of death
<DanteAlighieri> Poor RickK
<Raul654> Rickk, off to slaughter the firstborn trolls
<johnleemk> Now we can have "Hail Ambi"s instead of "Hail Mary"s
<Raul654> lol!
<johnleemk> And Larry Sanger led us from the wilderness of Nupedia to the
promised land of Wikipedia.
<Raul654> so this is how a wiki religion stats up, eh?
<johnleemk> Yup.
<Raul654> The Church of Jimbo Wales of latter day saints
<DanteAlighieri> The Church of Jimbo Wales, Wikipedist
Quote #145
<TimStarling> people have been saying that the confirm deletion checkbox
should go too
<brion> bah
<brion> i think deletion should generate a complex mathematical equation
<brion> you are required to solve it and input the answer before deleting
Quote #146
<guenny> text kann man doch durch tabellen und navileisten vollständig ersetzen
<guenny> und kategorien
<guenny> [Kategorie:Mann|Müller] [Kategorie:Vorname|Ernst]
[Kategorie:Nachname|Müller] [Kategorie:1959 Geboren|Müller]
[Kategorie:2000 Gestorben|Müller]
[Kategorie:München Geburtsort|Müller]
[Kategorie:München Sterbeort|Müller]
[Kategorie:Beruf Kategorisierer|Müller]
<guenny> hey und schon haben wir einen stub
Quote #147
<Rdsmith4> grrr. My enter key got stuck, and now I have a 27-page Word
document.
Quote #148 * Improv wonders how many people have [[Rolex]] on their [[Special:Watchlist]]
Quote #149 <ambi2> my gosh <ambi2> there's COTWs popping up everywhere <ambi2> "Latter Day Saint Collaboration of the Fortnight"
Quote #150
<jill^st^crux> who's up for starting wiccapedia? at least with this one, we
*can* help the speed by sacrificing woodland creatures
Quote #151
<Raul654> Yes. I'm going to be in Orlando in the begininng of January. I
asked Jimbo if he wanted to do a meetup while I was there, and
he thought it would be a good idea
* Luigi30 is 14 though, parents probably won't let him go =(
<anthony> I have to say I wouldn't let my kid go meetup with a pornographer
and his followers at the age of 14
Quote #152
<Luigi30> there's an article whose content is "Paul Bermeister is a
poopy head who plays DDR"
<Arminius> I think poopyhead is one word
<FennecFoxen> I should update it
<Arminius> indeed
<Arminius> or at least leave a note on the talk page
(okay, so I was referring to another page... -~~~~ =b)
Quote #153
<Vague_Rant> Speaking of censorship, what's with people
who say we shouldn't swear on WP?
<Vague_Rant> What losers.
<Neutrality> fuck the censors
<Neutrality> :)
<Misirlou> those cocksuckers
<Vague_Rant> There's nothing wrong with my article on
[[Sonic the motherfucking Hedgehog]].
<Sillydragon> Do you have properly cited references to
his carnal relations with his mother?
Quote #154 <joshk> would be cool if a mediawiki browser could be written for windows <ta_bu_shi_da_yu> CXI, lol! <joshk> then wikipedia CDs could be given out <ta_bu_shi_da_yu> mediawiki browser? <Raul654> mediawiki browser? <joshk> well, a daemon, i suppose <ambi> mediawiki browser? <ta_bu_shi_da_yu> snap! <Hemanshu> mediawiki browser? <Raul654> lol <dysprosia> a branded version of firefox? <joshk> mediawiki browser? <dysprosia> mediawiki browser? <Raul654> mediawiki browser? <dysprosia> mediawiki browser! <ta_bu_shi_da_yu> mediawiki browser? <ta_bu_shi_da_yu> snap! <ta_bu_shi_da_yu> I win again
Quote #155
* jwales has joined #wikimedia
<jibot> jwales is Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales of Wikipedia and
http://www.jimmywales.com/ and if you wonder
where he is right now, check
http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Jimbo_Wales
* jwales punches jibot in the nose.
<jwales> quiet, you fiend, I think they know that already
Quote #156 <Dragonfly6-7>Vandalizing Wikipedia is like masturbating. It feels good to you, but to nobody else, and it results in a sudden spurt of useless information that needs to be cleaned up.
Quote #157
<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> I just got an email that one of the staffers
thought I was a troll
<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> anyway, that's all over
<SPUI> [19:55:11] <TBSDY> GNAA is back on bloody VfD?!?
<SPUI> [19:55:12] * TBSDY (~ta_bu_shi@<hostmask>) Quit (K-lined)
<ta_bu_shi_da_yu> that's what happened
<SPUI> i also got k-lined by saying that line
<Raul654> so I figured I'd meet up with the people there
<SPUI> GNAA is back on bloody VfD?!?
-!- SPUI [~quequeque@4.254.204.68.cfl.rr.com] has quit [K-lined]
<innocence> some people just don't learn
Quote #158
<cimon> Pure Nietzceh.
<cimon> (I will never spell that name correctly)
<aliekens> Nietzsche
<cimon> Well it sounds rude, any way you spellit.
<Amgine> sounds like a snack related to pretzels.
<aliekens> because there's "tz" in both words?
<cimon> To me it sounds like somebody pulling out.
<bumm13> ...
<cimon> From a female orifice.
<aliekens> it sounds like a staple to me, as in dutch, that's the translation
:)
<jimius> aliekens >> nietzjee :)
<bumm13> cimon: and not a certain male orifice? :D
<cimon> To be frank, have no idea what that sounds like.
<bumm13> that's probably just as well =p
<cimon> unless it sounds like taking a dump
* Tom- clears his screen
Quote #159
<kolq_besq> {{PD-user}} - for work released into public domain by a Wikipedian
<kolq_besq> what does this mean
<kolq_besq> something made by a Wikipedian?
<ugen64> yeah
<kolq_besq> or something that a Wikipedia just uploaded
<ugen64> it has to be their work of art to copyright
<avar> "a wikipedia" ?
<kolq_besq> "a Wikipedian"
<avar> like if de. becomes sentient?
<ugen64> lol
<avar> I MUST INVADE POLAND!
<ugen64> no no
<ugen64> I MUST INVADE PL.
Quote #160
<Austin> Some of us are only taking breaks from hot sex with our supermodel
girlfriends to be here.
<dori> Austin: hmm, the wiki way would be to have your supermodel gf be open
to "editing"
<Austin> dori: she's a protected page.
<dori> Austin: I'm an admin ;)
Quote #161
<Nikerabbit> brion: do you have some serious problems or just sleeping for
while?
<brion> Nikerabbit: ?
<Nikerabbit> i've heard lot's of reports of read locks and other errors, and
quite a often wiki not accessible
<brion> Nikerabbit: i'm not sure i understand the question.
<dori> brion: en seems pretty slow, with many timeouts...
<brion> dori: what does that have to do with me sleeping? i'm confused.
<dori> oh, I didn't see that, maybe cause your brain powers the servers?
Quote #162
<Mbecker> yeah, webalizer is a lot less criptic, and it shows me what I want
to know faster, hehe
<TimStarling> like kate says, you just have to donate a server to run it on
<TimStarling> because it would require a dedicated server or two
<TimStarling> and we don't care about statistics that much
<dammit> or write a script that would not require lots of resources but draw
same graphs
<dammit> it could, for example, make statistics itself.
<dammit> who cares about REAL ones?
Quote #163
<Arminius> thats why I missed Geogre...I wanted to rub the election in his
face!
<KingTT> um wow i totally misread that sentence... election looked like
something else
Quote #164
<gentgeen> [[1790]] seems very U.S. centric
<karynn> gentgeen: feel freem to make it less so
<karynn> (by adding relevant events from other countries in tha tyear)
<AdamBishop> nothing happened in the rest of the world in that year. Certainly
not in France!
<morwen> AdamBishop: Yeah - the late 18th century was all a bit dull in
France really.
<gentgeen> well, the first celebration of Bastille Day happened in 1790
<karynn> gentgeen: then add that!
<karynn> gentgeen: the edit button is RIGHT THERE
<gentgeen> why, the actual storming of the bastile was in 1789
<gentgeen> 1790 was just the first party when everyone thought back to the
good old days of breaking down a prison
...
<bishonen> OldakQuill: 1790 the making of the first Swedish bicycle.
<OldakQuill> That would go in [[1790 in Swedish cycling]]
...
<AdamBishop> *1790 - Captain Cook remains dead for the 11th straight year
<bishonen> :-)
<bishonen> Still dead?
<gentgeen> Francisco Franco is still not born
<AdamBishop> yeah that was my next joke
<AdamBishop> damn you!
Quote #165 <Med> innocence: i'm trying a method submarine told me to check the ram <Med> med@ennael:~$ md5sum test <Med> 5bb002b07bccf7726518cffbe4941099 test <Med> med@ennael:~$ md5sum test <Med> a614b02d41a02fc3cd7a424779593f4f test <Med> what about that ? <mark-> haha <innocence> umm <mark-> shutdown -h now <BesigedB> hahahah <innocence> so let's not not put that one back in service <Med> don't laugh, it is not funny ! ;)
Quote #166 <Slowking_Man> Many eyes make light work. <cimon> Much spam makes no work. <dysprosia> i thought photons made light work?!
Quote #167
<Snowspinner> OK. Wait. Before I click on this link, would someone please tell
me why the latest edit summary on Talk:Clitoris is "Discussion
picked up here from [[Talk:Autobiography (album)]]?
Quote #168 <Rdsmith4> how irritating. Ask Jeeves keeps crawling Wikipedia. <JRM> Rdsmith4> Ask Jeeves to stop, then, or else. OR ELSE! <Vague_Rant> I asked Jeeves to stop, but he didn't. <Vague_Rant> Bastard. <Vague_Rant> He didn't answer me at all. <Rdsmith4> http://web.ask.com/web?q=Are+you+aware+that+your+repeated+ crawling+of+Wikipedia+is+causing+denial+of+service+to+many+human+ readers%3F&qsrc=1&o=0 <Rdsmith4> nope, he isn't aware
Quote #169
<TheCustomOfLife> If Maude Findlay and Miranda Hobbs had a love child, I
wonder what it'd look like.
<MadameSosostris> Ashlee Simpson?
<TheCustomOfLife> aww, pwned
<TheCustomOfLife> God'll get ya for that, Walter.
Quote #170 * BillyH shudders at the though of Shakespeare writing 'King Lir'
Quote #171 <Ashdurbat> A deletion war would be awesome <Ashdurbat> We could all put on uniforms and march around with edit guns <Raul654> A deletion war over a person would be better <Raul654> or better yet <Raul654> a contest to delete the most people possible <Raul654> we'll call it the Rwanda contest <Raul654> (ducks) <Reene> that was foul
Quote #172 <BillyH> This is the cabal's doing again. <Raul654> BillyH - I can assure you, we know of no such plan <BillyH> Rats! Foiled again! <sannse> no Raul, it's the /other/ cabal <OldakQuill> The red one or the blue one? <Raul654> The red faction? <Raul654> THe inclusionists? * OldakQuill establishes a Technicolour Cabal. <Raul654> The association of lazy wikipedians? <Raul654> The AMA? <Raul654> The Collaboration of the week? <Raul654> The counterers of systemic bias? <Raul654> the queer wikipedians? <Raul654> The wiki-women? <Raul654> jimbo and/or the board? <sannse> we have too many damn cabals
Quote #173
<DanteAlighieri> 839,000 images in google images are returned if you just type
in "naked"
<DanteAlighieri> Of course, not all of them are of naked people...
<DanteAlighieri> WHOA
<DanteAlighieri> Some of them are though. ;)
Quote #174
<JRM> I think we need a collage of the mugs of Improv, David Gerard and
Jimbo to deter vandals with.
<DavidGerard> JRM: I'm trying to channel my inner RickK in that pic
Quote #175
<Lubaf> Neo: What is the Matrix?
<Lubaf> Morpheus: The Matrix is a rectangular table of numbers or, more
generally, of elements of a ring-like algebraic structure.
Quote #176 <brion> hey neat, firefox lets you view source on a JPEG <Fennecus> brion: works for other datatypes too :) <brion> alas, i don't read JPEG * Fennecus isn't fluid in most binary-type formats <Fennecus> especially the compressed ones <Cyrius> I'd imagine you're not fluid in any format <brion> try a blender
Quote #177 <silsor> Sillydragon: it sank faster than a thing that sinks really fast <CryptoDerk> silsor: you are eloquent <silsor> CryptoDerk: thank you
Quote #178
<Nat_> I see how it would be easy to disable the extension checking
in SpecialUpload.php, but I don't want to create a forked
local copy of MediaWiki on day one
<Nat_> Any advice? Has anyone tackled this issue?
<jp-training> hold on a sec while I look for the link
<jp-training> http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/
Help:Images_and_other_uploaded_files#Uploading_non-image_files
<jp-training> cheers...
<Nat_> Trick!
<jp-training> Trick??
<Nat_> I don't know, I heard some kids say that the other day
<Nat_> I assumed it was the new way to say "cool!"
<Nat_> in any case, thanks :-)
<jp-training> ah, ok. English not my native language, so I'm
probably not 100% up-to-date with the new kids' words
<DanteAlighieri> Ah, those wacky youngsters
<DanteAlighieri> You know "sick" means "cool" now, right?
<Nat_> I heard about that
<DanteAlighieri> Whatever will they think up next?
<Nat_> I think Trick is pretty good
<DanteAlighieri> I bet they bring back "boss"
<jp-training> heh
<Nat_> Trick seems to be for technology that works well, or something
<Nat_> "My new exhaust system is so trick"
<Nat_> etc
<DanteAlighieri> I'm pretty sure that "totally tubular" is gone for all time.
<DanteAlighieri> trick = shortened form of "tricked out"?
<DanteAlighieri> radical!
<Nat_> dante: Ooh, good point
<DanteAlighieri> My personal favorite has always been b'dass
<DanteAlighieri> It's like "badass", but even BETTER
Quote #179
<brion> the rumors fly...
<brion> linux buys wikipedia!
<brion> sco sues for custody!
<brion> novell hires all mediawiki developers and forces they to use c#!
<Cyrius> unisys sues for previous "gif patent" violations
<brion> microsoft sues unisys for patent patent violations
<Grunt> sco sues microsoft for illegal use of windows code in linux
<Grunt> ;p
<Cyrius> sco sues microsoft for business practice infringement
<brion> and in the end, time-warner buys them all and we live happily ever
after
Quote #180
<AdamBishop> "She attended Cal State Fullerton, and in high school she
was on the swimming team because she was chubby. "
<AdamBishop> what?!
<AdamBishop> "Her favorite food is sushi and her favorite pizza toppings
are everything except sausage, pepperoni and anchovies. "
<AdamBishop> geez, Everyking Jr. seems to have written this article
<AdamBishop> (the article in question is [[Gwen Stefani]], by the way)
Quote #181
<jwales> In the interest of full disclosure I should add that Google
gave me a pen that lights up.
<jwales> When I saw that, I was like "oooh, pen!" and then I was soooo
mesmerized that I signed over the rights to everything.
Quote #182 <Raul654> ok, time to finish sucking down this website <Raul654> and then I'll make the devs scream <avarab> sucking .. website ... scream * avarab gets aroused.
Quote #183
<bluefoxicy> Use of melatonin by persons who already have an abundant supply
of melatonin from their bodies, such as children, teenagers,
and pregnant and lactating women can lead to overdose of
melatonin.
<Raul654> The symptoms of an overproduction of melatonin include listening to
rap, driking sprite, playing basketball well
Quote #184
<brion> Up-on fyndinge a Spellinge of the English Varietie sittinge in the
Articles most edytable of the Wikipaedia web syte, I at once formulated
a Planne to wype out this abominable Influence of the Isles of Avalon
from the Resource.
Quote #185
<wprc2> [[Special:Log/delete]] http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?
title=Special:Log/delete&diff=0&oldid=0 *AllyUnion* (+0)
deleted Computer Smashing: VFD consensus to delete.
See: [[Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Computer Smashing]].
This article has been smashed.
Quote #186
<servmon> isuda: 20/768/0 iholbach: 2/943/0 iwebster: 4/555/0
[5.8Mb/s in, 54.3Mb/s out]
<servmon> isuda: 58/653/0 iholbach: 3/953/0 iwebster: 9/526/0
[5.5Mb/s in, 53.2Mb/s out]
<servmon> isuda: 21/680/0 iholbach: 6/1024/0 iwebster: 28/668/0
[5.3Mb/s in, -472.7Mb/s out]
<mark-> -472?
<mark-> we sucked all traffic back? :)
Quote #187 <ta_bu_shi_da_yu> once I get married, there will only be one women for me
Quote #188 <brion> srv8 GODDAMN SQUID <brion> cron.hourly/logrotate MY ASS
Quote #189
<TheCustomOfLife> What's the criterion for being a "person from Florida"?
<Grunt> I would expect "person from X" to mean one or more of "born
in X", "raised in X", or "currently living in X"
<Grunt> e.g. I could say I'm from Calgary (currently living in X), or
equally validly say I'm from Saskatoon (born/raised in X), or
even generalise and say I'm from Canada (all three) :P
<Grunt> although if the three differ, it's usually a good idea to be
specific :)
<mindspillage> Concur with Grunt.
<silsor> Concur with mindspillage.
<gcbirzan> Disagree with silsor.
<Grunt> Concur with silsor. -- ~~~~
<Grunt> =b
<silsor> Murder gcbirzan.
<silsor> [1] (in the night)
<mindspillage> Hm... that's a cicrcular concurrence... which is, I guess,
better than a circular argument..
<Grunt> Disagree with silsor
<dysprosia> Eat silsor. ~~~~
<gcbirzan> Concur with silsor.
<Grunt> Disagree with dysprosia. -- ~~~~
<Grunt> Disagree with gcbirzan. -- ~~~~
<dysprosia> Disagree with Grunt. ~~~~
<silsor> Generic opinion. ~~~~
<Grunt> Disagree with silsor. -- ~~~~
<mindspillage> Irrelevant commentary in bold type. ~~~~
<gcbirzan> Disagree with everyone -- ~~~~
<dysprosia> Agree with silsor. ~~~~
<CryptoDerk> Omg look at these tildes ~~~~
<silsor> Stop it you guys. ~~~~
<dysprosia> Agree with mindspillage. ~~~~
<Grunt> Disagree with mindspillage. -- ~~~~
<Grunt> Agree with silsor. -- ~~~~
<dysprosia> Strong disagree with silsor. ~~~~
<Austin> Delete. ~~~~
<mindspillage> Disagree with myself. ~~~~
<Grunt> Delete; nonsensical. -- ~~~~
<gcbirzan> Rv, [[patent nonsense]] -- ~~~~
<gcbirzan> Hm. That didn't make sense.
<Grunt> {{nonsense}}!
<yelyos> Get into obligatory bash quote. ~~~~
Quote #190 <Luigi30> I've got a dual socket a system that I use to encode 80s MP3s <Luigi30> I call it Duron Duron
Quote #191 <Raul654> well, according to Dr Zen, I'm a bully and a rogue admin <Raul654> In fact, I'm a level 6 rogue admin <Raul654> one more block against policy and I level up <silsor> you get backstab at level 7
Quote #192 <jwales> innocence, that's interesting <mbecker> jimbo still around? <notafish_> mbecker: look above your head
Quote #193
<plugwash> in which star trek book did picard say tea then pause
then say "japaneese green chilled" ?
<plugwash> rather than his usual tea earl grey hot order
<AdamBishop> plugwash, the correct answer is "who cares"
<Luigi30> All Good Teas?
Quote #194 <DavidGerard> porn porn porn porn <DavidGerard> everybody loves porn <DavidGerard> The internet is for porn! <DavidGerard> just grab your dick and double-click
Quote #195
<jwales> I shouldn't say such things in the channel,
it'll end up on slashdot tomorrow
Quote #196 <Vague_Rant> I have a hair under the screen on my phone. <Vague_Rant> It's going to piss me off forever. <Vague_Rant> How do I get it out? <Vague_Rant> How the hell did it even get in there? <rhobite> Vague_Rant: isn't that rant a little specific?
Quote #197 <jwales> Damn Wikipedia people! <jwales> They took over the Internet!
Quote #198
<Astutestitute> Everyone is basically here to get their stupid ideas across to
people who don't care.
<Odin-> Astutestitute: Including you, obviously. ;)
<Astutestitute> Of course, including me.
<Astutestitute> Why do people think they're being clever when they do that.
<Astutestitute> "People are stupid."
<Astutestitute> "OMG ur part of peepl PWNED YOURSSLF N00B."
Quote #199
* ambishop is now known as AdamBishop
<Raul654> ambishop?
<Raul654> Is that like some melding of Ambi and Adam Bishop?
<JimLane> Raul, do you ever watch Conan O'Brien? With the "If they mated"
feature?
<Raul654> I'm not a fan of any of the late shows, but I think I saw that once
<Raul654> What if Angela and Jimbo mated? Would we get a wikipedia allstar
named Wikiboy?
<Cyrius> Raul654: if Angela and Jimbo mated, I think Eloquence would be pissed.
Quote #200 <avar> are you using the SOAP interface? <StoneCydh> no, he's using FILTH
Quote #201
<mindspillage> I once lost a book of Tolkien songs set to music
from my H.S. library. (ANd I thought the musical
settings sucked, too.) SO I paid the value of the
book to the library. Several months later I found
it -- shortly after LoTR came out -- and made five
times what I paid selling it on eBay.
<mindspillage> I swear, I am not a bad person, and I didn't plan that.
Quote #202
<dammit_> "Hi, I am a virus! As I lack proper propagation techniques,
please resend me to all your friends, thank you"
<brion> ah, the honor system virus
-HMovie- "Hi, I am a virus! As I lack proper propagation techniques,
please resend me to all your friends, thank you"
<JC_home> lol
<onovy> lol
<avar> OMG
-avar- "Hi, I am a virus! As I lack proper propagation techniques,
please resend me to all your friends,thank you"
<avar> it's spreading!;)
<brion> time for a disinfection ;)
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to brion
<avar> oh oh
<HMovie> NOOOOOO
* brion removes channel operator status from brion
-onovy- "Hi, I am a virus! As I lack proper propagation techniques,
please resend me to all your friends, thank you"
<onovy> noooo! me too :(
<brion> meh, i don't care
-avar- "Hi, I am a virus! As I lack proper defensive techniques,
please annihilate brion"
<avar> >;)
<brion> oh noes
<Austin> It's mutated!
<kate|dayoff> oh noes, it become a DDoS drone
* brion is consumed by a giant hybrid virus-ant-bearcx
Quote #203
<Fangz> So, hmm, about 10^2548908.
<Fangz> That's kinda big.
<NullC> Fangz: what about it?
<Fangz> How long would it take a computer to do that number of operations?
<NullC> Fangz: Depends on the computer. :)
<Fangz> The fastest computer in the world.
<Fangz> Would it finish in my lifetime?
<NullC> Why not just assume that you made every atom of water in the ocean a
supercomputer that could do a billion operations a second.
<Fangz> ok...
<NullC> No. Not at all, heh You need to appreciate how big that number is.. :)
<Fangz> I'll take that as a no.
<Fangz> Heh. Ok, I need a more efficient algorithm, then.
Quote #204 * #wikipedia topic is: 'Status: Mi SQL ist su SQL; expect database errors | Interwiki redirects turned off | Wikipedia is too *serious* for April fools, !DAED S'OBMIJ !DAED S'OBMIJ !DAED S'OBMIJ LUAP SI OS | en.wikipedia discussion (and article links) to #en.wikipedia | Gen. Franco, Terri Schiavo, Johnnie Cochran are all still dead; the Pope is not, nor The Cheat, nor BSD, Netcraft confirms'
Quote #205 --> Rainer has joined #mediawiki <Rainer> hi can anyone help me with stuff regarding skins <TimStarling> I don't know, but it doesn't hurt to ask <-- Rainer has left #mediawiki
Quote #206
<silsor> I think Wikipedia has influenced my university writing style
<silsor> I just wrote "At this time, the Klan had turned
to dynamite as a dispute resolution device"
Quote #207 <brian0918> alright, i'm done. i moved [[Autofellatio]] to [[duct tape]] <EvilMonkey> awesome
Quote #208 <Demi> [[Wikipedia:You can, however, disrupt Encarta to make a point]]
Quote #209 <Slowking_Man> There, mine got through. Fixed. <brian0918> purge foo <Slowking_Man> Just did. <Demi> ?action=binge <Slowking_Man> I'm like a bulemic, only fatter.
Quote #210
<wirelain_> 'Gary Gygax, creator of long-popular role playing game
Dungeons and Dragons, was murdered by an obsessed fan late
yesterday evening. Gygax was killed when the fan broke
into his house and delivered a critical blow to Gygax's
head with a battle axe, dealing 3d12 + 8 hit points of damage.
When police arrived the scalemail-clad assailant
was found in the basement leveling up.'
<Slowking_Man> Did he roll a 20?
<Raul654> You forgot to mention that Gygax failed the saving throw
Quote #211 <Raul654> Silsor - see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fursuit <silsor> why is this article sticky
Quote #212
<Mark_Ryan> Manpage? what is that, some sort of gay personals site?
<CryptoDerk> Can't we go one day in this channel without Mark_Ryan asking some
question about gay personals?
<Mark_Ryan> CryptoDerk: where? i need an URL, promptly
Quote #213
<Snowspinner> I just blocked [[User:School Inclusionist]] indefinitely. The
requisite 5 minutes of calling me an abusive sysop begin now.
<Luigi30> OMG YOU ABUSIVE OP
Quote #214
<brion> DavidGerard, didn't you hear? Xenu flew all the encyclopedias through
space to the abandoned state of Florida and blew them up. The souls of
the dead encyclopedias attached to humans living on Earth.
<brion> the "Wikipedia" project is actually an attempt to remove those
thetan-articles from people
<brion> (regular Wikipedians are not told this story until they have reached
advanced Sysop level)
Quote #215
<DanteAlighieri> The only thing Germany ever gave us was lots of weird porn.
<DanteAlighieri> ... and sausages.
<DanteAlighieri> Mostly I like the sausages.
<Austin> A comparison I'd rather not make.
<DanteAlighieri> I mean, it's not a weird as Japanese porn, but it's more
disgusting.
<DanteAlighieri> Not too many tentacles in German porn, as I recall...
but way more urine and barnyard animals.
<DanteAlighieri> Come to think of it...
<DanteAlighieri> How come the losing powers of WWII have all the weird porn?
<DanteAlighieri> I'll bet there's a PhD thesis in there somewhere....
Quote #216
<mindspillage> {{penis-stub}}: This penis-related article is a stub.
You can help Wikipedia by making it longer.
Quote #217 <Gazpacho> we have an auto-vandal <JRM> People who vandalize themselves? <Luigi30> JRM: better than an autofellatio
Quote #218 * Tony_Sidaway has joined #wikipedia <Tony_Sidaway> msg nickserv identify <Tony_Sidaway> msg nickserv identify ploppy <brian0918> haha <sannse> ummm.. Tony... <brian0918> ploppy! <pingswept> Tony: need / before msg <sannse> and you need to change your password ;) <Grammy> :D I certainly do hope that you have a different pwd for Wikipedia... * brian0918 checks to see if it's his wikipedia password :D <pingswept> Pretty good pwd, though <Tony_Sidaway> hehe
Quote #219 <wirelain> [[List of wikipedians by boot size]] while you are at it ... <SPUI> by penis size <cimon> wirelain: I bet mine are smallest. <Linuxbeak> LOL, bad timing
Quote #220
<NathanJY> So if these minor roles weren' fufilled would I still be healthy?
<Demi> Nathan - The most likely scenario is that you'd develop a form
of teratomorphism and become a sort of "mansquito."
<Demi> Your thirst for blood would be exceeded only by your invulnerability
to bullets.
Quote #221
<brion> whoops
<brion> for future reference: the 'refresh' button in Opera and the 'Reset'
button in VMWare do not do the same thing
Quote #222
<brian0918> w00t, i found some public domain porn videos, from the 50s...
time to add em to an article
Quote #223 <brian0918> what's with the new swastika? <brian0918> trying to look less like Nazipedia?
Quote #224 <Linuxbeak> awww, what a cute little antichrist!
Quote #225 <Conti> I need some morale advice: yesterday I blocked some anon who had removed a section about gays in [[Furry]]. He ignored his talk page so i blocked him. Now I got an email from that guy. He says he lives in india and I "outed him" to his coworkers (he seems to edit from work) and might loose his job thanks to me. I'm not really sure how to react to that :)
Quote #226 <Demi> Mark - You confuse me, because Australia has a parliamentary system yet has perversely chosen the U.S. name for the houses of the legislature. Much like your valueless "dollar," which I understand is a sort of play money you use to represent various quantities of the bugs and snakes you trade for goods and services.
Quote #227
<Luigi30> I kicked my soccer ball over my neighbor's fence :(
<Luigi30> now I can't play :(
<Elisson> Luigi30, then go get it
<Elisson> Luigi30, try the opening in the fence called gate
<Luigi30> Elisson: it's protected by the firewall program "chain 1.0"
<Burgundavia> Luigi30, there are no open ports?
<Elisson> Luigi30, try key 1.2 with patch 5
<Luigi30> Burgundavia: well the firewall doesn't block ports above 1024
<Luigi30> but I can't climb over it
<Luigi30> Elisson: I don't have that version =/
<Elisson> hmmm. hard nut to crack
<Burgundavia> I have also heard the security scanner, DOG will also look for
holes
<Elisson> have you got phone 0.9b and telephone book 2.7 or neighbors number
1.0?
<Luigi30> Burgundavia: I just have the trojan CAT that keeps trying to report
back to home
<Luigi30> the neighbor's DOG crashed a few years ago
<Luigi30> Elisson: I've got all three, but neighbor's running Sleep@Home and
I don't want to disturb
<Elisson> then do a -kill -999
<Luigi30> :(
Quote #228 <Economist> ... <Luigi30> ...? <BillyH> ...! <Luigi30> .... <ABCD> ? <Sh0t> # <Luigi30> µ <Jill^Crux> ¢ <BillyH> ¥ <Luigi30> » <Jill^Crux> ¶ <Sh0t> Þ <jguk> sorry Bish - but I think you're a foregone conclusion for admin:) <BillyH> Aww, jguk! You spoiled it! <jguk> how come? <BillyH> We were in the middle of an intelligent conversation there!
Quote #229
<Rdsmith4> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Anti-Catholicism&curid=105
3299&diff=0&oldid=0
<Rdsmith4> "Actions frequently labeled anti-Catholic:
<Rdsmith4> "* Commiting Hate Crimes against [[Catholics]]"
Quote #230 <wgfinley> I want Tiger, better go get a job :P <Linuxbeak> :P <FCYTravis> wgfinley - Wait until they work the bugs out. <FCYTravis> the Dashboard is broken pretty comprehensively <wgfinley> naw, I heard there aren't too many worries <Linuxbeak> Gentoo's better anyway :-D <Mackensen> nah, go Debian <Linuxbeak> Gentoo! <Mackensen> Debian! <Linuxbeak> Gentoo! <Mackensen> DEBIAN! <Linuxbeak> GENTOO! <Mackensen> D E B I A N! <Linuxbeak> G E N T O O! <FCYTravis> FreeBSD! <FCYTravis> Darwin! <wgfinley> ut oh, my distro pwnes your distro wars * FCYTravis falls over laughing * Linuxbeak kills FCYTravis * Mackensen joins with Linuxbeak in slaying the infidel <Linuxbeak> Mackensen: where were we? <Mackensen> Linuxbeak: teaming up to wipe out BSD? <Linuxbeak> oh yeah * Linuxbeak kills FCYTravis
Quote #231 <Canar> JRM: In homosexual russia, the closet comes out of you.
Quote #232 <bumm13> .\/. <bumm13> [_] <bumm13> hmm, doesn't look like a TV set :P <bumm13> hi jill <karmosin> That looks like an angry robot. <bumm13> it does! <bumm13> .\/. <bumm13> [_],,<-- blip bloop kill IRC channel users * bumm13 destroys the evil sentient robot *** iMeowbot has left #wikipedia
Quote #233 <zxclkjqwe> Hemanshu: stick to mathematics <eienmeru> Yeah, mathematics has huge, gaping holes in it. <eienmeru> *sarcasm* <zxclkjqwe> eienmeru: oh, sarcasm. well actually it does <Hemanshu> [[List of natural numbers]] <eienmeru> [[List of real numbers]] <eienmeru> hah. <ivan_> hahaha <EvilMonkey> "This list is incomplete. Please help Wikipedia by expanding it"
Quote #234
<SPUI> SethIlys: {{sofixit}}
<SethIlys> SPUI: It's in a news article. There's no edit link.
<CryptoDerk> {{sohackit}}
Quote #235 <JRM> It's obvious that Adam and Eve were trolled by the serpent.
Quote #236 <Project2501a> something smells like burning plastic in my comptuer... <Project2501a> in or around. <Project2501a> HOLY SHIT <Project2501a> THE CHIPSET FAN IS ON FIRE <Project2501a> REBOOTING
Quote #237 * ugen64 changes topic to 'Status: May she rest in peace' <BillyH> 'she'? <BillyH> Wikipedia's a female? <NullC> BillyH: well people are always inserting junk in her..
Quote #238
<dannyisme> i have already been told that it is inappropriate in a holocaust
museum to tell employees that the boss would have made a great nazi
Quote #239 <bluefoxicy> Mine eyes have seen the boring and the numbing of Al Gore <bluefoxicy> He is talking like a robot standing stiffer than a board <bluefoxicy> He's wearing the same ugly suit he wore the night before <bluefoxicy> That suit is always on!
Quote #240
* Raul654 pushes func onto the stack
* Raul654 pushes func's fridge onto the stack
<Raul654> Mwahahaha!
* func-fridge is now known as NullC
<NullC> Raul654: you can't push him onto the stack, funcs are not
first class objects here.
<mark_sweep> nerds
<Raul654> NullC - you need to get a better language then
<func> they are in my language
<NullC> func: shutup .. protoobject.
<func> Prototype languages, the way of the future
* Raul654 casts func as a data object
<NullC> funcs shouldn't have effects unless they are called!
* Demi points to void
* Raul654 sets demi pointing to func
* mark_sweep dereferences the dangling pointer
* Slowking_Man calls func collect
<Demi> Prototyping is ass
* Raul654 deferences demi
<Demi> And aspect-oriented programming is COME FROM by another name
* func protects his dangling pointer
* NullC looks at Raul654's core on the floor.
* NullC directs the remains of raul into /dev/null
<func> oh, this is why karynn said we are antisocial ;P
...(Later)...
<Demi> func - Username?
<func> [[User:Func]]
<Raul654> Func == &demi
<Demi> Stop pointing at me!
<karynn> arg, not more function pointers
<func> Raul654: stop playing with my memory location
<denelson83> Oh, func is a clone of Demi?
<Raul654> demi is a void pointer to func
<Angry|Linux> lol
<Raul654> If you ask me, demi enjoys being deferenced far too much
<Angry|Linux> &demi
<Angry|Linux> oh yeah, you like that don't you?
<func> func( demi )
<Angry|Linux> *demi
<Demi> You should see the sizeof (demi)
Quote #241
<Cyrius> I love how every band has to have its own "genre"
<geogre> Cyrius: But of course!
<geogre> "The Cootie Kings are the foremost practitioners of Sludge-Core
Deathbuzz music."
Quote #242
<Cyrius> you know you're doing something wrong when Everyking
votes to delete with a comment containing "cruft"
Quote #243 <CXI> this is like ER: Wikipedia <CXI> I need 400ccs of page move, stat! <CXI> but, doctor, nobody's ever merged a page history successfully before <CXI> don't tell me how to do my job, nurse
Quote #244
(Jacen_Aratan) I'm never gonna be able to look at a cassowary normally ever
again.
(telsa) Jacen: it's impossible to look at any animal in Australia normally
anyway.
(Jacen_Aratan) True.
(Jacen_Aratan) Example being the wombat. Or the platypus.
(telsa) If you can't see the fangs, stings, poison sacs, or hotline to the
mothership, you just end up wondering where it is.
Quote #245
<Hedley> "He was so afraid he was going to miss an opportunity to contribute a
comment or start a discussion, that he just stopped eating."
<JRM> Hedley> Oh, now that's sad.
* JRM checks his watchlist.
Quote #246
<karmosin> I barely know what the Restoration is about.
<geogre> Basically, they had a government by the Bush's worst advisors for
10 years and then invited their own Clinton back.
<geogre> So their 2nd Clinton decided to not even try to hide all the hummers
he was receiving.
<geogre> Which then meant that everyone else felt like they had permission to
write about just how good it was to hop from bed to bed.
Quote #247 * Linuxbeak shoots Project2501a <Linuxbeak> make your move!! * WikiFan04 shoots Linuxbeak. <WikiFan04> Oh my God... <WikiFan04> I killed an admin. <JRM> WikiFan04> But you didn't shoot his deputy.
Quote #248 <BillyH> \ / /\ /\ \ / <BillyH> \ / ___ \ / <BillyH> \ \ / \ / / <BillyH> \ \ \___/ / / <Linuxbeak> w000! <WikiFan04> oh my god man <Elisson> omg <WikiFan04> That's like a screaming little bird <WikiFan04> <actual size> <BillyH> It's cheering! <WikiFan04> TWEET TWEET BAAGGH
Quote #249 <Wegge> Who is Pete Best? <TimShell> The Larry Sanger of the Beatles
Quote #250 <Hedley> Why is Jeremy Beadle in [[Category:People without hands]]? <Trilobite> good point <Trilobite> one of his hands is very small <JimLane> Why is there such a category? <SethIlys> [[Category:Men Without Hats]] <Trilobite> we are lumping all hand deformities into one category <bumm13> are they doing the Safety Dance? ;) <Lubaf> [[Category:Chicks With Dicks]]? <Hedley> Dana International! <AdamBishop> Pop Goes Their World! <bumm13> what about [[Category:Grunts With Cunts]]? <Hedley> We don't have enough Grunts. <Hedley> We'd need sockpuppets.
Quote #251
<RxStrangelove> if I see one more edit with the word poop in it I'm going to
scream
<TheCustomOfLife> poop
<Luigi30> poop
<Linuxbeak> poop
Quote #252 [etcetcetc...] * SethIlys was the third gunman on the grassy knoll. * Luigi30 was the fifth Teletubby. * geogre is the Pied Piper of Hamlen * Luigi30 is the French Fried Piper. * SethIlys was John Wilkes Booth and Charles J. Guiteau and Leon Czolgosz... * Elizzon is the Swedish Chef * geogre is the Old Man of the Mountain *and* Prester John! * Luigi30 is the Finnish Chef * Vague_Rant makes a /me comment. * SethIlys sings "I Am Going to the Lordy..." * geogre is the Apollo astronauts, all of them. * Vague_Rant says, "Oh shit, recursion." * Luigi30 went to St. Ives? * unlink is Spartacus * SethIlys is Spartacus. * geogre is Spartacus * Elizzon Spartacus * geogre cut the cheese * Lubaf isn't Spartacus, he's only Sparticas. * Elizzon is Pelé * Luigi30 is Ronaldo * geogre is Kilroy * SethIlys is Xenu. * Lubaf is Xena, Warrior Princess. * SethIlys sighs. * bishonen sighs * Elizzon sighs * geogre is Professor Honeydew * Lubaf is Judge Crator. * Lubaf is Amelia Erheart. * Luigi30 is judge, jury, and executioner. * Lubaf is accuser, defense and prosecuting attorneys, judge, jury, and executioner. * SethIlys is Joxer the Mighty. * geogre is the Mighty Quinn * Lubaf is Might Joe Young. * Luigi30 is Mike Tyson. * mindspillage is what she is * Lubaf is the Great White Hype. * geogre is Quinn the Eskimo * Lubaf is Nannuck of the North. * mindspillage is Mork from Ork. * Project2501a is Jimbo * geogre runs St. Alfonzo's House of Pancakes * Project2501a is Jimbo of WIki * Luigi30 is Locutus of Borg * SethIlys is hungry. What's for dinner? * InShaneee is a lumerjack, and he's ok. * SethIlys is the ruler of the queen's navee. * Lubaf is not mentioned in any song, ode, or poem. * geogre is the Unknown Soldier * Lubaf is a Stone Troll. * geogre is also the Unknown Citizen * mindspillage is not a number! I am a free (wo)man! * Luigi30 is the Unknown Soldier * Lubaf is Rosebud. * InShaneee is Macho Man Randy Savage * Elizzon is aparently a meatball * Lubaf is the Million Dollar Man. * SethIlys is John Galt. * Ben_Babcock is Canadian. :D * TheCustomOfLife is "weirded OUT!" * Lubaf is John Doe. * kwertii wtf? * geogre is a mystery wrapped in an enigma * Project2501a throws some discrete analysis at mindspillage * SethIlys is still hungry, and should get some dinner. * Ben_Babcock loves the wonderful power of print style sheets. * Lubaf is FennecFoxen. * Lubaf is also SethIlys. * Lubaf is not, however, Tubbie. * SethIlys is the very model of a modern major general. * Elizzon wonders where Tubbie went * geogre is Papa Doc * mindspillage is large, she contains multitudes * Tubbie is on Elizzon's head * InShaneee is the source of kmccoy's trouble.
Quote #253 <Phroziac> im playing pokemon, not some lame rpg crap
Quote #254 <midster> who says protecting your own citizenry is nationalism?
Quote #255
<Luigi30> Friend Microsoft says Linux is for communists.
<CXI> luigi: do you have brushed metal/chrome clearence, citizen? knowledge of
Linux is treason
Quote #256 <mindspillage> SethIlys: have you tried to tapdance? <SethIlys> mindspillage: I enrolled in a tap class once. <SethIlys> Then I found out I had to acquire tap shoes. <SethIlys> So I dropped the class.
Quote #257 * EvilMonkey is pleased he managed to get the word fuck into [[Apollo 15]] R_Lee_E: "they did everything but fuck that rock" R_Lee_E :nice SethIlys :EvilMonkey: Where? EvilMonkey :"In A Man on the Moon Andrew Chaikin writes that Dale Jackson of USGS was having dinner with some astronauts that night in Houston and happily proclaimed that "they did everything but fuck that rock"." Raul654: Did you see those guys today? They got up there on the side of that mountain and found that bolder and they sampled the soil around the rock, and then they knocked a piece off it, and then they rolled it over and got some of the soil underneath it! Why, they did everything but fuck that rock! Raul654: Geologist Dale Jackson, talking about the Apollo 15 moon walk crew. Raul654: That's the exact quote
Quote #258 <silsor> kim_bruning: is that argument from drunkenness? <Chameleon> That'd be argumentum ad vinum <Chameleon> But as they say, in vino veritas, so maybe it's not fallacious
Quote #259 * mindspillage waves; she's a bassoonist <silsor> mindspillage: do bassoons calculate in base soon? <mindspillage> silsor: no, bassoons use base e... they're natural logs.
Quote #260
<Linuxbeak> he keeps reseting his block time
<DavidGerard> Linuxbeak: it's like watching a pet hamster with brain damage
and a bad attitude
Quote #261 <Snowspinner> Unrelated to everything, Kurt has been msging me daily asking to be let back into the channel. <Snowspinner> He insists that he's proven that he's not a troll, and my failure to accept his proof and unban him means I am subhuman and thus have no rights.
Quote #262 * Snowspinner goes to do Special:Newpages patrol because he likes leaving delete comments. <Snowspinner> "Congratulations on your four song E.P."
Quote #263
<DavidGerard> the next long thread after rickk will be rex judicata and maybe
jarlaxleartemis
<DavidGerard> i'm assuming he's typing a complaint entirely using his forehead
against the keyboard
Quote #264
As Jimbo so wonderfully put it, this is a game of Calvinball, and the
Wikipedia is Calvin. The "assume good faith" rule only applies until
the Wikipedia starts losing. Then we realize that Friday the
Thirteenth falls on Wednesday next month, which means that all
unauthenticated claims of copyright ownership have to leave the
playground.
-- Sean Barrett on WikiEN-l
Quote #265 <irreverence> enwiki9? :) <brion> 10 [...] <brion> "at least it's only crashed or been halted in some interesting way 10 times" :D
Quote #266
<SethIlys> I want the ability to be able to "roll forward" to future edits
before they happen.
<dysprosia> seth: you already have that capability
<dysprosia> it's called the "Edit this page" link
Quote #267 <karynn> moo <WikiFan04> moo. <Luigi30> oom <Antandrus> omo. <WikiFan04> moo. <Antandrus> I'm out of permootations.
Quote #268
<Frazzydee> we should leave a message on their talk page..."Thanks for testing
wikipedia. Please learn to spell simple words like 'penis' before
vandalizing any more articles. -~~~~"
<JRM> Frazzydee> "Here is a list of short words considered inappropriate
for random insertion into articles..."
<Antandrus> "Please consider inserting into something other than an article,
but only when you are old enough."
Quote #269
<CXI> normally the most excitement in the channel is sitting around and
complaining about how slow the site is and making cabal jokes
<CXI> but now we have people yelling at each other over some imaginary internet
argument and making cabal jokes
<sam> CXI: and during that short period, the wiki is super fast!
<CXI> probably because they're both not editing
Quote #270
<pyramide> shit!!
<mindspillage> Problem?
<pyramide> maybe...
<pyramide> i think i deleted the whole e.wikipedia
<pyramide> i mean en.wikipedia
<mindspillage> I just refreshed my watchlist, and it's still there... what'd
you do?
<pyramide> presed delete after i downloaded the entire 1000mb+ file
<mindspillage> Ah! You mean you deleted the database dump you downloaded?
<pyramide> odes it not delete the entire server?
<mindspillage> That's unfortunate... but no, it doesn't hurt the live copy. :-)
Quote #271
<Linuxbeak> hey, karynn
<Linuxbeak> i'm going to adminpwn that guy who keeps claiming you to be a nazi
in a moment.
<Linuxbeak> any last words for him? :-)
<CXI> Linuxbeak: "mein fuhrer, I can ban?" :P
Quote #272 * EvilMonkey wonders how you can describe a line drawing as a dirty slut <Raul654> evil - line drawings can be sluts too! <Raul654> don't discriminate against the gradiantially impared
Quote #273
<Golbez> We started to wonder - did the channel make people transsexual? Was
it some cultural virus that you could catch? And then we realized, no,
we just created a very open, accepting environment that drew in, as
NullC put, the "minority and marginalized".
<karynn> Golbez: transsexuals love irc.
<karynn> Golbez: "on the internet, nobody knows you have a penis"
Quote #274
<NullC> JRM_from_beyond: we need to ban all votes for 6 months.
<ABCD> NullC: We can't do that...
<mindspillage> Technically we don't have votes anyway, except for the Board
vote which ends in a few hours.
<mindspillage> They're "polls".
<JRM_from_beyond> mindspillage> Oh yeah, right. "Polls". I forgot Poll-land.
Quote #275
<*NAME REMOVED*> Kate's a guy?
<BillyH> I thought she was female.
<DavidGerard> <*NAME REMOVED*>: kate is above such mere fleshly considerations
as sex or gender
<DavidGerard> "she" exists in a nether plane of ideas and meme flows
<DavidGerard> otherwise known as oxfordshire
<morwen> Kate seemed quite real to me, although I'm not sure I prodded to
check.
<DavidGerard> morwen: that's because you hold parties in nether planes of ideas
and meme flows
<Submarine> so unitary authorities are now nether planes?
<DavidGerard> traditional counties, i'll have you know
<morwe> possibly, but Oxfordshire is not a unitary authority!
<Submarine> woops
* Submarine will never get the UK's administrative structure
<morwen> it is a non-metropolitan county
<DavidGerard> kate's idea of joining an internet social space is to rewrite the
engine it runs on
<DavidGerard> god help us if she ever cracks [[The Matrix]]
<morwen> this has been exhibited both on livejournal and wikipedia
<DavidGerard> "i'm sorry, mr. blair, you have become an unmaintained feature."
<DavidGerard> "you have been ported to the debian ARM version, however."
<morwen> heh
<BillyH> Anyway, I'm off. Anyone gonna wish me a goodbye?
<DavidGerard> she will rewrite herself to be able to teleport to london
<DavidGerard> and to have more money
<morwen> BillyH: have a goodbye!
<mark_sweep> BillyH: bye
<DavidGerard> BillyH: get kate to write you home. much easier.
<BillyH> :D->-<
<BillyH> Bye!
* BillyH has quit ()
<morwen> kate hadn't mastered teleporting when i held my party, instead
coming by car.
Quote #276
*** AngryParsley_ (~AngryPars@c-67-185-81-161.hsd1.wa.comcast.net)
has joined the channel
*** AngryParsley_ is now known as AngryParsley
*** Kurt is now known as AngrySage
*** AngrySage is now known as AngryRosemary
*** AngryRosemary is now known as AngryThyme
*** AngryThyme is now known as Kurt
Quote #277
<SPUI> Our segment featured two top chicken sexers, Mr Harley Hall, one of
the original chicken sexers trained by the Japanese in the early 1930s,
and Mr Frank Evans, considered one of Australia's all-time top sexers,
and able to sex 800 chicks an hour with 99% accuracy.
<Mike_H> that's 50 more than Wilt Chamberlain!
Quote #278
<Raul654> No, you don't understand
<Raul654> my talk page (and my talk page archive) are actually showing up in
server performance logs
Quote #279
<jwales> Hint 1: if you are appealing a ban, don't use as your central argument
"the rules are rubbish"
Quote #280 * kmccoy knows pi to sixty places, which helps with getting girls. * Denelson83 knows pi to over 150 places * Raul654 borked Pi's mom <Raul654> so HA <kmccoy> Wow, you must get a lot of girls, then
Quote #281
<Fernando_Rizo> what the hell am I doing up? why did I even get online?
I'm half-drunk still.
<Fernando_Rizo> I must be really addicted to this crap.
Quote #282 <Phroziac> karynn: are you drunk? <karynn> Phroziac: who. me? <karynn> drunk <karynn> ? <karynn> i never get durnk <karynn> and certainl;y not on irc <Linuxbeak> lmao <Phroziac> I rest my case. * karynn give slinuxbeak a noogie <Sasquatch> I swear to drunk I'm not god *burp* <Linuxbeak> and that, my friends, is today's Wikipedia "Lie of the Day"
Quote #283
<Tony_Sidaway> What did Ed do, exactly? Delete VfD?
<DavidGerard> yep.
<DavidGerard> deleted vfd.
<DavidGerard> :-O
<DavidGerard> just the front index page, not the daily pages ;-)
<Tony_Sidaway> Hmmm. I had no idea this little VfD would become a cause
celebre.
<Tony_Sidaway> "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Quote #284
<jwales> 666,666 articles? Ah, this is where I suddenly lock the
database and reveal my evil satanic plans.
Quote #285 <Raul654> oh my god <Raul654> how did it get so late <Raul654> I have to get up early * Denelson83 knocks Raul654 out * Raul654 heads for the ruffies cabinet * Toothpaste pumps Raul full of sedatives. * Denelson83 gives Raul654 melatonin <Raul654> No no! No melatonin! I'm going to an airport * Raul654 doesn't want to be strip searched
Quote #286
<khaosworks> Hey geogre
<geogre> Morning.
<Alphax> Evening
<khaosworks> Well, it's night here, but same to you. :)
<Alphax> evening, night.. when is the split?
<geogre> khaosworks: Australia!
<khaosworks> khaosworks: Singapore!
<geogre> khaosworks: Timbuktu!
<khaosworks> I see your Timbuktu and raise you a Khazakstan.
<bumm13> IIRC, Timbuctu is in Mali somewhere
<geogre> khaosworks: That's a tough one.
<geogre> khaosworks: Outer Hebrides!
* bumm13 raises geogre and khaoworks a Wallis and Futuna Island
<geogre> bumm13: Franz Josef Land!
<khaosworks> bumm13: I fold... :)
<bumm13> \o/
<bumm13> geogre: ok, this is gettin' serious ;)
<geogre> bumm13: And, as a side bet, Van Demien's Land (or however one
spells it)
<Alphax> geogre: That would be Tasmania :)
<Alphax> I'll raise you a Ross Ice Shelf though
<bumm13> I'll call that and raise you a Comoros, Seychelles, and a Howland
Island :)
<geogre> Alphax: Ooooh, you're good, stranger.
* geogre fingers his Baffin Island stack of chips but considers the next bet.
<Alphax> I'll raise you Norfolk, Macquarie and Heard islands
<bumm13> this is starting to sound less like poker and more like RISK ;)
<geogre> bumm13: Except that none of the landmasses can hold more than one
army...except Baffin Island, which is mine, and which can hold
almost as many as Asia!
<bumm13> ok, I call a Sulawesi, western Timor, Sumatra, and New Britain ;)
<geogre> bumm13: I only have a Pagao Pagao left. I have to fold.
<khaosworks> You made the cardinal mistake - never start a land war in Asia.
Quote #287 <Cyrius> jimbo's just a figurehead <<NAME REMOVED>> blasphemy * Essjay blocks Cyrius for blasphemy * <<NAME REMOVED>> somebody please kick/ban Cyrius for blaspheming our god Jimbo * Essjay intones the Gloria Jimbo *
Quote #288
<FreplySpang> Oh dear, [[User:HEIL HITLER!]] has reared his ugly head - this
points to an unfortunate trend
<khaosworks> FreplySpang: Have you blocked him yet?
<FreplySpang> khaosworks, yes, but I think we'll be seeing HEIL HITLER!! and
HEIL HITLER!!! soon
* khaosworks sees that FreplySpang has, indeed, blocked him.
<Zscout370> also, HEIL HITLER! could have been blocked for making legal
threats, see http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=
User_talk:FreplySpang&diff=prev&oldid=20894507
<FreplySpang> Zscout370, yow, I didn't even bother reading what he put there.
<FreplySpang> hey, I'm a communist slut! That's a new one!
<JRM> FreplySpang> I dislike discriminating sluts on their political
affiliation.
<towo> FreplySpang: Yeah, nobody'd call you a comm... shutting up
already, ma'am.
<khaosworks> FreplySpang: It's the slut that interests people more than the
communism, I think.
<FreplySpang> khaosworks, you think? :-)
<khaosworks> FreplySpang: I can only speak for myself...
<JRM> But, really, isn't a slut a communist by definition? It's all
about communal property, after all.
<FreplySpang> khaosworks, well, I have to do /something/ to reproduce my labor
capacity in order to effectively contribute my productive effort
for the good of all
<khaosworks> FreplySpang: I commend you for your dedication.
<JRM> "Five year plan: have lots of promiscuous sex!"
<FreplySpang> promiscuous proletarian sex!
<khaosworks> FreplySpang: Well, after all, everyone controls the means of
production...
<FreplySpang> khaosworks, the proletariat is immersed in the materiality of
production, IYKWIM
<khaosworks> FreplySpang: Yeah, baby!
<khaosworks> Hot times on the old commune tonight.
Quote #289 <func> Catherine, I think th <func> er, karynn, not Catherine <func> er...what was i going to say?
Quote #290
Geor is n=none@cpc4-rdng7-4-1-cust45.winn.cable.ntl.com): dIRC
Geor is using irc.freenode.net :http://freenode.net/
cpc4-rdng7-4-1-cust45.winn.cable.ntl.com has address 82.19.186.45
Geor End of /WHOIS list.
[19:12:13] <Geor> Hahaha, you will never know who I am Linuxbeak
[19:12:22] <Geor> I will always defeat you because I am infinitely more clever
[19:13:29] <Geor> And you are just a cunt
[19:13:33] <Geor> lollollollollol
[19:13:35] <Linuxbeak> Hello. This is an automated proxy-checking message.
Please wait while your messages are being validated...
[19:13:49] <Geor> Goodbye, linuxcunt
[19:14:02] <Linuxbeak> We apologize. The idiot filter has detected that you
are in fact an idiot.
[19:14:08] <Linuxbeak> Message rejected
Quote #291 <Linuxbeak> you know... all of this editing Wikipedia... <Linuxbeak> all of the admining and blocking and banning... <Linuxbeak> the n00b-bashing and the troll-taunting <Linuxbeak> I was never fit for this. <Linuxbeak> I didn't want to be an admin, at all! <Linuxbeak> I want to be... <JRM> Oh no. <Linuxbeak> A LUMBERJACK!
Quote #292 * Yogi (n=none@cpc4-rdng7-4-1-cust45.winn.cable.ntl.com) has joined #wikipedia * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Linuxbeak * Linuxbeak sets ban on *!*n=none@*.winn.cable.ntl.com * Linuxbeak has kicked Yogi from #wikipedia (Linuxbeak) <Linuxbeak> Bye MARMOT/ <Linuxbeak> :-) <Linuxbeak> I love DNS lookup <DavidGerard> Linuxbeak: yeah, that's how you spot a MARMOT <AdamBishop> it's not necessary to kick people just because they are banned on Wikipedia <Linuxbeak> AdamBishop: But see, he was banned on this channel. <DavidGerard> AdamBishop: it is when they're being fuckwits on IRC as well <Linuxbeak> You know something? <DavidGerard> whut? <Linuxbeak> I actually just banned him using information from [[M:bash]] <JRM> Now that's a Bashable quote. <Linuxbeak> [[M:bash]] - it's not just for breakfast <DavidGerard> Linuxbeak: muwahahaha <JRM> "And you thought it was just good for cheap laughs". <Linuxbeak> Cool_Cat: Thanks for adding that quote, by the way. <Cool_Cat> heh <Linuxbeak> It came in handy :-)
Quote #293
<Luigi30> WFD is on VFD
<JRM> Luigi30> And the the VFD on WFD was on VFD, before it was declared a CSD.
<Luigi30> so the VFD on the VFD of WFD was closed as a CSD? Has an RFC
been filed?
<JRM> Luigi30> People have suggested amending VFU, but that was DOA.
<Luigi30> JRM: Of course the VFU vote was DOA, you can't really redo VFU in
response to a VFD.
<JRM> Luigi30> Well, YMMV. But IMO, it was FUBAR.
Quote #294 <brion> if tim says it's a feature, it's a feature
Quote #295 <ral315> Erm, why has there not been a database dump in two months? <EditorInChief> it's constipated?
Quote #296 <tznkai_> you know. we can derail wars like this <tznkai_> just star talking about furry porn <tznkai_> and everyone drops their guns and waves their arms and stuff
Quote #297 <Redwolf24> Don't get Hog-Warts, use Trojan Wizard Condoms!
Quote #298 * Linuxbeak feels silly playing with his X-wing model <grub> OMG GEEK LOSER NERD X/ <Linuxbeak> grub: geek loser nerd who has a girlfriend :-D <grub> OMG GEEK LOSER NERD WITH COOTIES
Quote #299
<Snowspinner> So I'm thinking we should start protesting the Tour de France
on the grounds that riding bikes over the Pyrenees risks
awakening Xenu.
<Snowspinner> A friend of mine, in Model UN, once managed to slip a section
in a resolution about underwater drilling warning about the
risks of awakening Cthulhu.
<Snowspinner> He was satisfied.
Quote #300
<DavidGerard> poor kurt
<DavidGerard> he's like the five-foot snivelling asthmatic nazi
<DavidGerard> surrounded by six-foot muscular jews with large penises who get
all the chicks
<DavidGerard> endlessly frustrated at their failure to recognise his status
as a member of the master race and their own as untermenschen
Quote #301 <uQ> Who is MARMOT? <bumm13> a troll <WikiFan04> A baddie <Cyrius> a "problem user" <WikiFan04> a bad guy <Submarine> a rodent? <MessedRocker> Submarine said the secret word! <Alphax> fnord!
Quote #302 dammit (n=midom@pascal.knams.wikimedia.org) has joined #wikipedia <WikiFan04> God dammit <Alphax> dammit, you're not God
Quote #303
<Rdsmith4> the topic is not sacred
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Rdsmith4
* Rdsmith4 sets mode -t #wikipedia
* Rdsmith4 removes channel operator status from Rdsmith4
* Ed_Poor has changed the topic to: Sacred
<Rdsmith4> OK, now it is.
Quote #304
<NicholasT> BillyH, shouldn't that be something like "In New York,
you are always close to a homosexual. In Soviet Russia,
homosexuals are always close to YOU!"
Quote #305
<BillyH> danny{SL}: Really? Fair enough. I wasn't expecting any
kind of opposition.
Opposition has joined #wikipedia
<Opposition> NOBODY expects the Opposition!
Quote #306 <dysprosia> i feel sorry for toby <dysprosia> always looking at odd images <dysprosia> toby must be traumatized
Quote #307
* Raul654 simply cannot read scientology articles without his brain phasing out
<Raul654> reading a scientology article does as much damage to my brain as a
case of beer
* Raul654 wonders how David Gerard, who writes these articles, can function
<Cyrius> Raul654: DavidGerard's mind does not work like that of ordinary
mortals
<Raul654> Cyrius - yes, they said the same thing about Fry in Futurama
<Raul654> it's not necessarily a good thing :P
Quote #308 <Ilyanep> okay don't tell me there's no article on ventrillo <Ilyanep> :( <Luigi30>; it's Ventrilo <Luigi30> that's why :) (a couple of minutes later) <Ilyanep> behold... <Ilyanep> an article on [[Ventrillo]] that took exactly 45 seconds to create <Luigi30> k <Luigi30> Ilyanep <Luigi30> you DO know that Ventrilo is spelled [[Ventrilo]], right? <Ilyanep> Luigi30: Oh DAMN <Ilyanep> Luigi: now I see why I could never find anything about it on google
Quote #309
<Selenic> I've been on Wikipedia for fifty years, and I'm not an admin
<Selenic> I remember when we used to delete articles with sandpaper
<Selenic> and merge them with glue
<NullC> Selenic: In my day we had to carry wikipedia on paper, and all
updates were on lead sticky notes... and we had to carry it up
hill in the snow both ways to and from the server in tampa.
<AllyUnion> So, Selenic, how did you write the Wikipedia? Eraser and pencils?
<Selenic> oh yes, I remember the sticky notes
<Mike_H> Way back when, the only way to permablock vandals on Wikipedia was
to have Kate Smith eat them.
<AllyUnion> I'm certain Selenic remembers Wikipedia via Carrier pigeon
<Rdsmith4> and how disappointing it was, after waiting weeks for the pigeon
to arrive, to discover that he was carrying an error message
Quote #310
<Andre> I could have just warned myself because it's a first offense and I
trust me.
Quote #311
<jwales> I think our image would be irreparably damaged forever if the media
found out about my bad taste in music.
<jwales> I was just looking at the top 25 most played list in my music software
<jwales> It's rather embarassing to see it all written down like this.
<jwales> The #1 song is a bluegrass remake of Snopp Dogg's Gin n Juice.
<jwales> I _own_ a lot of very highbrow music
<jwales> and like to think of myself as a man of culture and taste
<jwales> it's just that what I happen to actually listen to reveals a sadly
different story
Quote #312
<Ral315> Can someone revert [[George W. Bush]]?
<SethIlys> Ral315: I'll revert him back to [[Governor of Texas]]. Will
that help?
Quote #313
<Phroziac> ph@calutron ~/mediawiki $ grep -R hack ./* <-- do you think maybe
this should not flood my terminal?
Quote #314
<mindspillage> My very favorite userpage vandal is the one who replaced my
picture with that of an ostrich. I almost left it: it was a
rather fetching creature.
<mindspillage> (alas, the image was copyvio)
<fvw> mindspillage: You have new ostrich.
<Essjay> mindspillage: Quickly, stick your head in the sand
<mindspillage> fvw: awwww, you shouldn't have.
<mindspillage> (it's not as pretty as the last one. Still, I'll take it.)
<fvw> I think you're the first person in the history of the planet to
go "aww" when receiving an ostrich.
<fvw> don't look a gift ostrich in the... well, whereever you look a
gift ostrich.
<mindspillage> They're not *that* tall.
Quote #315 <MessedRocker> Uncyclopedia is a very serious project <Redwolf24> Are you kidding me? <Redwolf24> One of the most respected people is named PantsMackenzie
Quote #316
<karynn> fuddlemark: there's this crazy dude who claims that spaces after
punctuation are unnecessary and refuses to use them.
<karynn> he's gotten into pissing matches with other editors who insist on
inserting unnecessary spaces after punctuation in his articles.
<avar> karynn: what kind of unnecessary spaces?
<karynn> avar: spaces after punctuation. according to him, they're redundant.
<karynn> you don't need the space to separate the words because the
punctuation separates the words. the space is unnecessary and
wasteful, so don't waste bytes and type them.
<avar> karynn: so he writes stuff.like this?
<karynn> avar: yes,he writes messages like this.it's really quite annoying
to read.
<avar> karynn:haveyoutriedreplyingtohimlikethis?Ithinkthatmightbeeffectivein
provingyourpoint
<karynn> avar: otherwise he seems like a reasonably good editor.
<karynn> avar: his argument about not needing spaces after punctuation has
some tiny bit of merit.
<avar> karynn: which is?
<karynn> avar: they are technically redundant.
<karynn> space after punctuation is nearly 100% predictable in english.
<karynn> from an info science standpoint, the space conveys no information
<avar> karynn: well at least his problems can be fixed with a regular
expression, you can't say that for everybody;)
Quote #317
<Ilyanep> alerante: What level of schooling are you at?
<alerante> Ilyanep: second year of high school
<Ilyanep> alerante: Oh cool...I'm a freshie
<alerante> Ilyanep: and you're a sysop.
<Ilyanep> :D
<alerante> Ilyanep: if you were at my high school, I'd duct-tape you to a
tree :P
<alerante> Ilyanep: and force you to drop your sysop privileges
<AngryParsley> hah, I always have a knife on me, so duct taping is futile
<Ilyanep> :D
<alerante> AngryParsley: then I'd glue you to a ceiling :)
** Ilyanep decides to start carrying a swiss army knife around
<AngryParsley> alerante: hmm... I don't have any nail polish... :(
<alerante> Ilyanep: I'll glue you to a ceiling too. :)
<Ilyanep> :D
** alerante glues Ilyanep and AngryParsley to the ceiling of #wikipedia
** Zscout370 points
** alerante watches with satisfaction as the two flail
** Ilyanep changed the topic to "[...] Ilyanep and AngryParsley are stuck
to the ceiling"
<alerante> BE CAREFUL UP THERE!
** alerante snickers and leaves the room
<Ilyanep> hmm
<Ilyanep> just a moment ago I was tied to the floor...now I'm glued to
the ceiling
Quote #318
<Evil_Monkey> Raul_on_wheels: which state are you in?
<Raul_on_wheels> Evil - delaware
<Raul_on_wheels> we're in the 4th circuit
<Raul_on_wheels> the rocket docket
<Raul_on_wheels> oh wait, scratch that
<Raul_on_wheels> Rocket Docket is eastern virgina
<Supaplex> if Rocket Docket is eastern virgina, what's eastern vagina?
<Raul_on_wheels> Supaplex - eastern vagina has a large indigenious population
of trouser snakes
<Raul_on_wheels> one bite and they pass on to you the most common sexually
transmitted disease
<Raul_on_wheels> ...children
Quote #319 <nmontague> My god, this is truly a wretched channel, more stunted inane jibbering than in the average institution for the criminally insane <publunch> hmm
Quote #320
<Marudubshinki> let's all use the shift key in accordance with the Socialist
lifestyle!
Quote #321 AllyUnion slaps Cool_Cat around a bit with a large trout BillyShears slaps AllyUnion around a bit with a large trout AllyUnion slaps BillyShears around a bit with a large trout Maru-the-sandman eats the discarded trout BillyShears slaps back BillyShears slaps mIRC around a bit with a large trout Zscout370 slaps himself around a bit with a large trout CAPS-LOCK bludgeons AllyUnion with a complete UNICOS manual. Gazpacho slaps maru around with some *HATE SPEECH* Maru-the-sandman supports free speech, even when it is used against him! Gazpacho slaps AllyUnion around with some *HATE SPEECH*
Quote #322
<NullC> AppleBoy: it's not a 'false positive' thing, it's that although
the pages are obviously bogus, there are MANY ways to handle
them.. and the bot can only do one or two things and can't decide
which.
<WikiFanatic> NullC: Like this?
<WikiFanatic> "Oh, Manuel Rodriguez is a hot hot guy, he's just fucked three
chicks, oh yeah"
<WikiFanatic> "He's a quarterback"
<Zscout370> "He has herpes"
Quote #323 <SasquatchW> i consider jimbo a form of god =) <turduckens> if "false" is a form of god
Quote #324
<Rdsmith4> everyking has come -><- that close to being banned; I highly
doubt he stands a chance in the arbcom election
<Talrias> that's close! just a few pixels
Quote #325 <Phroziac> are you wikiing while driving again dvorty? <Dvortygirl> No, but I should be getting ready for work. <Wytukaze> Work. Wiki. Sleep. Wiki. Work. Wiki. Sleep. * Wytukaze just effectively described two days of Dvortygirl's life
Quote #326 11:12, 10 October 2005 Sjakkalle deleted "Robert Aumann" (content was: 'He won the Nobel Prize!' (and the only contributor was 'Jimbo Wales'))
Quote #327
<Demi> It's funny when sound effects come up on my shuffle list
* Demi np - Toilet Flush
Quote #328 --> Irssi: Join to #wiktionary was synced in 57 secs <Connel> everyone be quiet...there's a Wikipedia admin on now...look busy! <Phroziac> lol *Phroziac goes all rouge like Wonderfool! <~Muke> ... <~Muke> [[rouge]], really? <Connel> oh shit
Quote #329 <BillyH> WHAT THE HELL DO I DO??? QUICKLY!!!!1 <~drini> pull down your pants! <~karmafist> DRINK ANOTHER BEER! * BillyH pulls down his beer and drinks another pants <Redwolf24> o.o <Redwolf24> how do you pull down a beer? <Redwolf24> how do you drink another pants? * Redwolf24 blends some Levi's <Redwolf24> drink up wine-o
Quote #330 <fuddlemark> Xeones: what's the diff 'twixt a mystic and a fraud? <Xeones> fuddlemark: brain states, moron
Quote #331
<pakaran> I should start selling a license where I promise not to
sue people who claim I'm not the king of Borneo.
<pakaran> then maybe branch out, and sell a license not to be sued
for copying any part of the works of shakespeare that I
may really have written
Quote #332 <delphine> !ùdlfùdfjs^ùDKFJSLDKFJ¨ZIJFSLDKFJSM%LKDFJqlùkfdkf <karynn> gesundheit, delphine <delphine> karynn: thank you
Quote #333
<NicholasT> No one seems to be interested in me helping out on Freenode
Registry. Oh well.
<NicholasT> (So why the hell did they ask everyone for assistance???)
<Youppi> NicholasT, if you pay me and I don't have to do anything, I'll
help
Quote #334 <NicholasT> Youppi: indeed - a man after my wn heart <NicholasT> *own <Youppi> *pwn
Quote #335
<NicholasT> So, let me get this straight... lilo was appealing for coders,
but they don't seem to be interested in telling anyone how to get
started on the blinking project?
<Lord_Bob> If you're not psychic, you're not right for them.
<Raul654> Lord Bob - I knew you were going to say that
Quote #336 <Gerrit> 6.9°C <Demi> That's not that cold, it's almot 45°F <Denelson83> That's 7°C
Quote #337
<Phroziac> WOW. Some widow emailed helpdesk-l and is apparently interested
in giving us 9.5 million dollars
<Marudubshinki> Phroziac, if we help her with some processing fees?
<WikiFanatic> sounds like fun.
<ericg> Phroziac: you're sure she's not ethiopian?
<Phroziac> ericg: she's kumaiti
<Phroziac> kuwaiti even
Quote #338 Redwolf24 changes Raul654 to Ral654 <Redwolf24> HUMOR! <Redwolf24> FAVOR! <Redwolf24> COLOR!
Quote #339 <Raul654> Toothpaste - erm, hold on <Raul654> I'll work my magic * Raul654 gets out his club
Quote #340 <Demi> We should just be efficient and RFA, RFC and RFAr people all at a stroke <Demi> I'll make a new master page [[WP:RFACAR]] <karynn> request for a car? <JamesF|Away> Request for a car? <Alphax> nsap! <JamesF|Away> Snap! <karynn> pans! <silsor> naps! <JamesF|Away> pnsa! <karynn> aspn! <JamesF|Away> Anyway, as my nick says, I'm away. * JamesF|Away siddles off and looks furtive.
Quote #341 <Mike_H> ChrisBradley, you're always on this thing <Mike_H> You were on at 4:30AM when I went to bed <Mike_H> and at 9AM when I woke up <Mike_H> and now. <ChrisBradley> I'm like the undead sometimes <Mike_H> Does the undead have an unjob? <karmafist> arguing is annoying, I try to avoid it <Demi> Mike_H - Sometimes they work as unundertakers. <Mike_H> That's unhot. <WikiFanatic> And unfantastic.
Quote #342
<Pije> sex is fixed at birth
<karynn> Pije: false. sex is mutable.
<karynn> well, depends on how you define sex.
<Pije> karynn: i'm sure that biology plays a small role in gender. but it's
mostly social.
<karynn> Pije: it's a major role.
<Pije> karynn: what evidence do you have?
<karynn> Pije: BStC studies
<Pije> i don't know that abbreviation
<karynn> Pije: then go do some rsearch; anybody who does researcfh in gender
formation knows what the BStC is
<karynn> basal striatia c-something, i forget exactly.
Quote #343
<Redwolf24> FreplySpang: Well your page protection reason was 'Being used to
brag about his penis size'
Quote #344
<Ral315> I want my Access Level 42, darn it! :)
* Raul654 gives Ral315 an access level of: Herpes-Simplex 7
<Ral315> Raul654: You've already given me Herpes on at least three separate
occasions.
<Ral315> Raul654: It won't help to give me Herpes *AGAIN*
Quote #345 <silsor> great article! <purplefeltangel> so what could i possibly have vandalised? <karmosin> purple, just leave it be. <purplefeltangel> but i want to know what started this <karmosin> No... <karmosin> Just don't. <silsor> there's no photo at [[:en:micropenis]] <karmosin> Unless someone keeps it up, there's no reason to.
Quote #346
* khaosworks shrugs. I've never had an RfC against me before, so I'm half
hoping he'll try.
<khaosworks> I've had so many people threaten that they'll "complain" against
me, yet when I say, "please do," they never deliver. It's so
disappointing. I think I know how women feel.
Quote #347 <Luigi30`> crap <Luigi30`> my game switched to Croatian language <Luigi30`> I got serbed :(
Quote #348
[13:56] * Raul654 scheduled [[Tiananmen Square protests of 1989]] as a featured
article, and we were blocked in China 24 hours after it went up
[13:56] <Dragonfly6-7> how about [[use of strap-on dildos in Taiwan]
[13:56] * Catherine has joined #wikipedia
[13:56] * Raul654 clubs Dragnonfly over the head with a strap on
[13:57] * Catherine has left #wikipedia
Quote #349 After about an hour of discussion... (21:04:09) GOATSE-LOCK: yes, ads on wikipedia. as in en.wikipedia.org. (21:04:14) MessedRocker: agh (21:04:20) MessedRocker: then i'd demand they pay me for my services rendered (21:04:27) Luigi30: WTF. (21:04:30) FreplySpang: wait, what? Ads on en.wikipedia.org ???? (21:04:35) Linuxbeak: lol... FreplySpang (21:04:38) Greentryst: Helloooo, delayed reaction
Quote #350
jill^crux2: http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/s3th/woman_remote.jpg
[a]ndrew: jill^crux2; owned :D
silsor: jill^crux2: hah, most offensive JPG ever
dammit: most?
Cyrius: hardly
[a]ndrew: o_O
[a]ndrew: that's not offensive at all
* DavidGerard imagines tubgirl.jpg with a remote control as a Flash animation
DavidGerard: oh, it's almost certainly sporkworthy
[a]ndrew: DavidGerard; omg :(
Cyrius: DavidGerard: oh, fuck you. Now I'm imagining it.
DavidGerard: my work here is done.
* Cyrius jams a spork into DavidGerard's eye
jill^crux2: I'm glad to say that I've never seen tubgirl, nor lemonparty, and
don't you fucks dare sneak a tinyurl link to me.
Cyrius: jill^crux2: but you've seen goatse =)
tznkai: DavidGerard: What did you do now/
jill^crux2: Remember the wars over [[GNAA]], Cyrius? It was unavoidable at the
time :(
jill^crux2: Now I shudder at the sight of the color pink.
Quote #351
[23:32:07] [Snowspinner] Man, Wikipedia is the only online community I'm
involved in that's disproportionately transgender
instead of disproportionately furry.
[23:32:28] [DavidGerard] the ones i'm in are disproportionately goth
[23:32:35] [DavidGerard] particularly the developers and sysadmins
[23:32:40] [Snowspinner] My life is disproportionately goth. /sigh
[23:32:58] [DavidGerard] they've worked out that it's a good way to get a sxxy
deth chyk girlfriend who will use linux while wearing
a corset and nice boots.
[23:33:10] [Snowspinner] It is, yes.
Quote #352 mindspillage: (damn tor connection) DavidGerard: hah! DavidGerard: SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU ANON SOCKPUPPET TROLL mindspillage: There is no rule against disrupting #wikipedia to prove a point!
Quote #353
elephantus: Are there any articles on the English Wikipedia written in African
American Vernacular (aka Ebonics)?
avar: elephantus: sure dawg
elephantus: No, I'm serious?
jwales: elephantus, they all are actually. We just use special machine
translation software to display them in standard English. But they are
written in ebonics.
Quote #354
DavidGerard: geogre: or when they say you'd get laid more
karynn: DavidGerard: dear god, i don't think i could survive that
DavidGerard: karynn: yeah yeah ;-p
karynn: it's 7:14am and i've already had sex today :)
DavidGerard: *thank* you karynn
* karynn giggles
karynn: DavidGerard: it's saturday, we customarily fuck first thing on waking
up
DavidGerard: *thank* you karynn
* karynn giggles
* DavidGerard gets up and does housework, which he suspects is the married
equivalent
Cool_Cat: karynn why do we need to know what you do on your spare time?
DavidGerard: karynn: as long as you're advancing the goals of the encyclopedia
karynn: DavidGerard: well, me being in a good mood is to the benefit of the
encyclopedia :)
DavidGerard: karynn: oh, good. well, carry on fucking then.
avar: karynn: put that in the misc fact section on your user page
karynn: avar: snort
DavidGerard: ==Did You Know?=
avar: * Karynn fucks first thing in the morning on saturdays..
DavidGerard: * [[User:Kelly Martin|]] getting laid every morning is important
for the good of Wikipedia.
Quote #355
<bluefoxicy> why does everyone assume that just because i smoke cock that I'm
a girl?
Quote #356 <brian0918|busy> what sucks about Wikipedia is you have all these ideal images of these admins you meet on the site, but then you come in here and their all talking about penises. it ruins your aspirations
Quote #357 <jwales> when I was 11 we used carrier pigeons to get our porn
Quote #358 <Redwolf24> Cluedo is not a word <Redwolf24> it sounds like scooby doo martial arts [...] <Redwolf24> Do not bash that or I will rip out your tongue
Quote #359
<Ral315> A edits, B reverts. A edits, B reverts. A edits, B reverts.
A edits.
<Ral315> How many reverts do A & B have each?
<Cyrius> don't you mean A edits, B reverts, A reverts, B reverts, A reverts, B
reverts, A reverts?
<Ral315> Cyrius: Yeah, same thing.
<Cyrius> no, one's a revert war, the other's an asshole reverting all your
edits =)
Quote #360
<Philwelch> In my high school, I would print out the "this page is blocked"
page that comes up when you run afoul of the content filter on the
library computers, and post it next to the anti-censorship posters
in the library.
<Philwelch> Long story made short, the library ultimately took down the
anti-censorship posters.
Quote #361
<Cool_Cat> can we ban tor permanantly
<DavidGerard_> Cool_Cat: sadly not
<Cool_Cat> why the heck not
<DavidGerard_> Cool_Cat: because geeks go OH NOES YOU TAKE AWAY OUR ENCRYPTION
YOU FAciST NET NAzi YOU HATE FREEDOM LALALALALA
<DavidGerard_> and we go "yeah, we hate freedom, fuck off"
Quote #362 <Katefan0> I think I can live my entire life without looking at my own cervix
Quote #363
* Rama_ should draw new sketchs for tribadism, incidentally
DavidGerard: oooooooooooooooo
DavidGerard: now then.
DavidGerard: should [[Scissor sisters]] redirect to
DavidGerard: [[Scissor Sisters]]
DavidGerard: or to [[Tribadism]] ?
* DavidGerard increases the gratuitous sexual content of wikipedia
St-Lemur: To the band.
smoddy: the band
RobChurch: Delete the lot.
DavidGerard: St-Lemur: bah, you people and your principle of least surprise
RobChurch: Scissor Sisters are a useless waste of space.
DavidGerard: * d, nn, v, not physically possible as women do not experience
sexual pleasure - ~~~~
DavidGerard: oh ok i'll make it the band
DavidGerard: mutter
* smoddy pre-empts DavidGerard:
Dave2: DavidGerard, cause some controvercy over the image
Dave2: Then everyone will know about it!
St-Lemur: "tribadism" would be a cool name for a religion.
Rama_: darn almost out of paper
Dave2: yes. yes it would.
DavidGerard: nah. more fun: [[Scissor Sister]] capitalised should go to the
band. But [[Scissor sister]] singular: [[Tribadism]] or
[[Lesbian]]?
Dave2: [[Incest]]
smoddy: it's currently redirecting to the band
DavidGerard: singular isn't.,
DavidGerard: [[Scissor sister]]
smoddy: aha
smoddy: hmm
DavidGerard: right. they all point to the band, except [[Scissor sister]]
(singular, lowercase) which now points to [[Tribadism]]. Since the
phrase came first. So to speak.
DavidGerard: and this is what i love about IRC. the IMPORTANT EDITORIAL
DISCUSSION about how to make a *better* encyclopedia for the poor
lesbians of Africa.
[...]
Rama_: Tribadism-DDC-NG completed :)
Rama_: it is not easy to draw with an erection
DavidGerard: Rama_: depends. do you have lead in your pencil?
Quote #364
<telsa> Which of [[WP:TM]] is appropriate for putting on the talk page of a
user who's sole contribution has been "Ms (someone) is a Nazi"?
<Alphax> telsa, {{bv}}
<RobChurch2> telsa: Try my new template, {{fuckoff|you nasty little shit}} ;-)
<telsa> Thanks, people.
<Doc_glasgow> RobChurch2 - can we creat that template you just suggested
<RobChurch2> Doc_glasgow: Aye.
<Doc_glasgow> RobChurch2 I think it woul go nicely with {{blocked till hell
freezes over|please come back after the block expires}}
<RobChurch2> Doc_glasgow: Aye
Quote #365
<bishonen> it's a crowd of schoolkids attacking harro5.
<Tony_Sidaway> Yeah, just ignore them, they're just being silly.
<bishonen> Tony_Sidaway: being targetted by the silly is like being pecked
to death by ducks
Quote #366
<karynn> Phroziac: the basic premise of auditing is "if you talk to
someone else about your problems, this will often help."
<karynn> Phroziac: the thing is, you can go talk to the bartender at
your local tavern for a WHOLE LOT LESS than what scientology
charges for auditing, and get basically the same effect.
<Tony_Sidaway> My bar tender stopped talking to me when I spotted a body
thetan in my drink.
Quote #367
<brian0918> yeah, wikiproject spoken wikipedia is all the illiterates
need
<avar> how will that help them contribute?
* brion phones into 1-800-WIKIPEDIA
<brion> "New article, 'Josh'. JOSH IS GAY"
<mindspillage> brion: do we get hold music when the site is slow? :-)
<mindspillage> And MC Hawking reading back preview text?
<brion> that would be awesome
<Cyrius> <hawking>ZOMG GOATSE GOATSE GOATSE</hawking>
Quote #368
<Phroziac> Dragonfly6-7: why did they [snakes] ungrow legs?
Quote #369
<Guanaco> heh, the most recent vandalism to
[[homosexuality]] is "Homosexuals
are gay!"
Quote #370
<Creidieki> The Talk page is a magical happy place where uncited material can
frolic, free from the harsh requirements of actually being true.
Quote #371
<ExtremeUnction> Anybody have a moment to do a little NPOV check on an article
stub I just made?
<~Toothpaste> I had oral with you this morning. Spraying my beautiful white goo
all over your stick and watching you put it all in your mouth.
<ExtremeUnction> I take it that's a "no"?
Quote #372 <Dmcdevit> Submarine, what do you mean, operating system?
Quote #373
<jwales> "What is wikipedia? Not as horrible as you've heard, not as good as
you've hoped"
Quote #374
<brian0918|afk> jwales: help! i've been getting attacked all afternoon!
<jwales> you could defend yourself better if you weren't away from your
keyboard ;-)
Quote #375
(after a very long and irritating rant about child porn)
<Boris18> There is a child in the picture so i would say yes
<Chairboy> Boris18: Please answer Mo0
<Sponge> it's only porn if it's used for lascivicous purposes... :)
--- Linuxbeak sets ban on *!*i=okum@*.dc.dc.cox.net
<-- Linuxbeak has kicked Boris18 from #wikipedia (come back once you realize
that we abide by laws, and that's all we need to do.)
<Linuxbeak> Objections?
<Chairboy> ka-boom
<natalinasmpf> none
<NullC> None here
<Chairboy> Not here.
<Linuxbeak> Good.
<NullC> Out with trolls.
<FCYTravis> None.
<Chairboy> Up with miniskirts!
Quote #376
<Evil_Monkey> JRM: thanks to Wikipedia I was able to find out what a
[[False dichotomy]] is :-)
<Sleep30> A false dichotomy is when you have a fake penis, of course!
<JRM> Sleep30> No, that's a phallacy.
Quote #377
<wikibugs> (modified) Add a template expansion paramater to action=raw -
http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1436
<Jynks> I'll look at that page now wikibugs
<avar> dude, it's a robot that dumps bugzilla changes, it wasn't talking
to you;)
Quote #378
<Rdsmith4> One thing we could use is a colorful spokesperson.
<avar> We should hire Willy on Wheels
<avar> he would move people
<avar> geddit?
Quote #379 <Angela> I 0wnz the cabal.
Quote #380
<JRM> "Yo momma is so stupid, she can't edit Wikipedia".
<JRM> But that could be because she's blocked, so let's not assume
things.
<MaruTheSandman> yo momma is so stupid, when she reverts, she manually types
everyhting back in!
<greeking> yo momma so fat, if I wrote a stub on her, it'd exceed 32k
<MaruTheSandman> you momma is so fat, each of her fingers is a subpage!
<MaruTheSandman> yo momma is so fat, when they move her page, they have to
move the servers!
<Chairboy> Your momma is so fat, she has elevated risk of contracting
diabetes and has excessive blood pressure.
<JRM> Your momma is so poor, she is incapable of fulfilling her
monetary obligations.
<yelyos> Your momma is so ugly, people often skip over considering her
as a potential sexual partner.
<Demi> Yo momma so fat, Willy on Wheels can't move her.
<JRM> Now that's fat.
Quote #381
<Hedley> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/DrMcCrimbo <<
That user has just signed up and his edits consist entirely of
saying Merry Christmas to people.
<Doc_glasgow> well, that's dangerous
<Rdsmith4> Hedley: Oh noes! Block him at once!
<JRM> He's intimidating the non-denominational users. That's
disruption. Do we have any Scrooge-like admins?
<brian0918> doesn't he mean "Happy Holidays!" :P
<JRM> Exactly. This sort of POV pushing we can do without.
<JRM> Religious nuts foaming at the mouth about "masses" for this
"Christ" figure. I don't think we should let people with clear
agendas like that leave messages.
Quote #382
<Doc_glasgow> User [[User:Santa on sleighs]] moves [[Christmas]] to
[[Winter Holidays]]
<Doc_glasgow> (joke)
<karmafist> [[User:Bill O'Reilly]] moves [[Winter Holidays]] to [[Evil
Conspiracy by Heathens! Shut up!]]
<JRM> 't Was the night before Christmas {{pov}}, and all in the house,
not a vandal was stirring {{accuracy}}, not even aMouse. {{npa}}
<karmafist> JRM: t'was the night before christmas is more {{nor}} than
{{pov}}
<karmafist> "T'was the night before Christmas, according to the Universal
Calendar Research Institute"
* Doc_glasgow places verify on [[Santa Claus]]
<kim__> karmafist, and all in the house [google.com/maps/52.34,24.23
location]
Quote #383
<MessedRocker> For the sake of userboxes, I think I will create a new one:
"This user has never given a reach-around to a spidermonkey
while reciting the Pledge of Alliegence"
<Raul654> MessedupRocker - for those of us who cannot truthfully make
that claim, do you plan to provide the contrapositive userbox?
Quote #384
<Babajobu> Kate's is down again?
<robchurch> Yep.
* robchurch grins from ear to ear
<Babajobu> Kate's goes down every time my RfA goes up.
<Babajobu> It's a conspiracy.
<robchurch>
<Babajobu> THEY are at it again.
<robchurch> Babajobu: They?
<Babajobu> robchurch, the conspirators.
<robchurch> Babajobu: Oh, I see. Who might they be?
* Aranda56 gets bored.
<Babajobu> robchurch, Zionist Muslims.
<Babajobu> That's my theory, anyway.
<Babajobu> There is a Zionist Muslim conspiracy to deprive me of support so I
can't interrupt THEIR evil plans
Quote #385
<DavidGerard> yes, it's suddenly fixed
<DavidGerard> I still blame UFOs
<MykReeve> when all other explanations fall short, that's all we have left.
<FennecFoxen> unidentified floating-point objects?
<DavidGerard> FennecFoxen: IT'S THE ALIENS. THEY'RE IN IT WITH THE QUEERS.
<FennecFoxen> and with Intel math coprocessors, I'm sure...
<MykReeve> and the science people.
<dori> MykReeve: how dare you disregard the gremlin connection
<DavidGerard> the science BIGOT TROLLS!!!1!!!2@!!!!!
<DavidGerard> Just thought you would like to know.
<MykReeve> This chat is now part of the series
[[:Category:Alternative medicine]]. Just thought you would like
to know.
<FennecFoxen> MykReeve, the neutrality of this chat is disputed.
<Snowspinner> Fennec: This chat has been listed on Votes for Deletion.
<DavidGerard> I WILL REVERT THIS CHANNEL EVERY HOUR, EVERY DAY, EVERY WEEK AND
EVERY YEAR!!!1!@!@@@!!@!@22!@!!!!
<Angela> delete, non-notable chat ~~~~
<DavidGerard> rv edit of David Gerard to last version by David Gerard
<Snowspinner> delete, patent nonsense. ~~~~
<MykReeve> #redirect #wikipedians
<FennecFoxen> Delete: self-referential. -~~~~
<DavidGerard> YOUR WIKIPOLICE JACKBOOTS WILL NEVER STOP THE POSTING
OF THE TRUE NPOV VIEW!!@@!!
--> Brisby (foo@ip-changed.cfl.rr.com) has joined #wikipedia
<Brisby> Keep. He is my Prophet. He will save the world. - ~~~~
<-- Brisby (foo@ip-changed.cfl.rr.com) has left #wikipedia
<Angela> * sockpuppet. ~~~~
<Cyrius> * personal research. -- ~~~~
--> CoolDude (foo@ip-changed.cfl.rr.com) has joined #wikipedia
<dori> * no google hits. ~~~~
<Snowspinner> This should have been a candidate for speedy deletion.
<SethIlys> * Pointless. -- ~~~~
<CoolDude> This is not CoolDude; CoolDude will vandalize on. - ~~~~
--- Snowspinner is now known as Shawn_Mikula
<-- CoolDude (foo@ip-changed.cfl.rr.com) has left #wikipedia
("not CoolDude")
<Shawn_Mikula> I request this chat be undeleted.
--- Shawn_Mikula is now known as Snowspinner
<tom> This is a featured channel candidate!
<Gentgeen> I object, the channel does not follow the MoS
<FennecFoxen> * We are RFC 2182 compliant; what more do you want? - ~~~~
<FennecFoxen> or is it 2812?
<Snowspinner> tom - has it gone through chat of the week?
<Snowspinner> I object, the channel does not adequately note that
homosexuality is deviant and evil.
Quote #386
<Homer> whats the difference between an ipod and an mp3??!!
<BorgHunter> iPods are expensive. MP3s are free unless the RIAA catches you.
Quote #387 * Raul654 wonders where the new copy of the signpost is <pakaran> Raul654, did you forget to buy a subscription for this year? ;)
Quote #388 <natalinasmpf> what is it with the Indian nationalists hitting [[Pakistan]]? <Demi> natalinasmpf - They made a move through [[Talk:Kashmir]] first?
Quote #389
<Rdsmith4> "The world awaits the poet who can successfully rhyme 'firkin',
'merkin', and 'gherkin'."
<JamesF> Rdsmith4> Give me a moment.
<JamesF> There was an old seller of merkins,
<JamesF> Who oft quaffed his ale in the firkins,
<JamesF> Was found in the gutter,
<JamesF> They often did mutter,
<JamesF> Lewdly clothed, and munching on gherkins!
<Rdsmith4> JamesF: beautiful!
Quote #390
<qwerty> Excuse me, jwales, how did you come up with the idea of Nupedia?
<jwales> Well, I was smoking crack with my grandmother, you see, and we wanted
to know the chemical formula for dynamite, and...
<jwales> Then, my grandmother pulled out the PCP, and my grandfather walked in
with the shotgun, and we thought...
Quote #391 < SpumDiddy> I want to be robbed of my cash and livelihood < SpumDiddy> say, where's the nearest Scientology center
Quote #392
<jwales> *hugs* to everyone
* MessedRocker is a bit creeped out about being hugged by a 40 year old man
<Essjay> MessedRocker: Don't be creeped out that he's 40, be creeped out that
he's a pornographer...He may have just shot video down your pants ;-)
<jwales> a friend of mine does that
Quote #393
<jwales> tomorrow I'm taking angela to disney world's magic kingdom
<jwales> we're going to kidnap goofy until mickey agrees to enter the public
domain
Quote #394 * sean_black is depressed at his lack of cookies * karmafist reminds sean black that anger doesn't help anything and to just smile and laugh at all of this until people regaing their sanity. * Wikiacc gives sean_black a cookie * sean_black eats said cookie * FreplySpang passes sean_black the pan of brownies * sannse gives sean_black a lithium shaped cookie * Aranda56 wants a cookie * sannse is out of cookies * karmafist bakes some more cookies for sannse * mindspillage buys cookies ( you really don't want me to make them). * sean_black laughs maniacally at his vast cookie empire * Aranda56 makes brownies <sannse> mmm.... fresh baked cookies
Quote #395
<Raul654> I invited hte NY Times and the Washington post to the meetup. Did I
miss any good ones?
<Raul654> Wired? PC World? Biker Bitches Weekly?
Quote #396 (During a discussion of putting photos of household items on Commons:) <Ant2> you know which item I found yesteday ? <Ant2> an electric device, which appears like a gode <Submarine> Ant2, s/gode/dildo/ <Submarine> Ant2, consider making a photo and putting it on commons <Ant2> might * Essjay will not be photoshopping that particular "household item" into photos of mindspillage * sean_black has dirty thoughts. O_O <Submarine> Ant2, do you have a tripod? * Essjay strongly considers leaving the channel <Submarine> or a desk lamp? * Essjay is very concerned over what kind of perversions Submarine would like Anthere to particpate in <Submarine> you can get very good results by putting sheets of white paper on a desk and lighting the object with a lamp <Submarine> then take the photo * Essjay breathes an enormous sigh of relief * Essjay was having difficulty determining exactly what sexual practice required a dildo *with a cord*, a tripod, and a desk lamp <Submarine> Essjay, I'm not THAT kinky. <Essjay> Well if you had suggested she rent a llama, I was going to call the French Embassy and complain <Submarine> Essjay, Alas, all this is legal in France. <Submarine> except perhaps the llama <Submarine> I suspect it's illegal to keep farm animals in an apartment.
Quote #397
<silsor> I somehow misread [[Category:User sax|Mindspillage]] as "sex marathon"
while clicking another link
<silsor> had to go back for a double take
Quote #398
<Homer> lets change the subject
<@Snowspinner> Homer - I think that would be a great idea.
<Homer> like why do people crap in urinals
<@Snowspinner> I completely take that back.
Quote #399
<jwales> There are people who have good sense. There are idiots. A consensus
of idiots does not override good sense. Wikipedia is not a democracy.
Quote #400
<Essjay> I'd have my mob connections put a hit on them, but I'm in the gay
mafia
<Essjay> Occasionally we make people sleep with the fishes
<Essjay> It's the gay mafia, so it's trout amandine with lemon butter & capers
<Amgine> Ah! You have a fairy Godfather!
<Essjay> Don Queerlione
<Essjay> It's La Homo Nostra
Quote #401
<Submarine> yeah and it's not easy to summon lawyers
<Submarine> this means they're high-level characters
<Submarine> sometimes it backfires when you draw your pentacle
<Submarine> and instead of getting a lawyer you get some kind of horny rabbit
who jumps everywhere shouting "roumaaaaaine"
Quote #402
<dannyisme> i am your firend
<dannyisme> i like you
* Essjay hugs dannyisme
<dannyisme> NO HUGGING!
<dannyisme> this is purely platonic
<Linuxbeak> lol
* Essjay adds dannyisme to [[User:Essjay/WikiFriends[[
<Essjay> Platonic, huh?
<dannyisme> not as in Meno
* Essjay consults [[List of bondage positions]] for more "platonic" options
<Linuxbeak> ooooff
--> jwales (n=jwales@wikipedia/Jimbo-Wales) has joined #wikimedia
<-- spacebirdy has quit ("ChatZilla 0.9.68.5.1 [Firefox 1.5/undefined]")
<Linuxbeak> quick! don't let him get away!
* Linuxbeak casts a net around jwales
* Essjay quickly consults [[List of bondage positions]] again to assist
Linuxbeak
<Linuxbeak> O_O
<Pathoschild> o_o
Quote #403 [12:10] * HAH has joined #wikipedia [12:10] <HAH> Stop ban please [12:10] <Linuxbeak> HAH: stop troll please
Quote #404
<user_tznkai> God_of_War: So you're telling me that you're going out of your
way to find me on IRC, to pick a fight with me, for your
enjoyment, over something that happened on wikipedia, yes?
<God_of_War> umm yep
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Raul654
* Raul654 sets mode: +o user_tznkai
* Raul654 sets mode: -o Raul654
<user_tznkai> hrmm.
<sean_black> user_tznkai: Do not feed
<user_tznkai> evidently I don't have too.
<God_of_War> on irc I can say what I want to
<Raul654> FINISH HIM!
* God_of_War was kicked by user_tznkai (user_tznkai)
<Raul654> FATALITY
Quote #405
From #wikimedia
<karynn> moo
<_sj_> (hoom)
<Amgine> <hom>
<sean_black> /whom?
<Amgine> Om
<ABCD> Um
<sean_black> Er
<Amgine> eh?
<sean_black> Wha?
<ABCD> Huh?
<Amgine> hah!
<sean_black> Who?
<ABCD> You!
<sean_black> Hee!
<ABCD> Ha!
<Amgine> ?!?
<sean_black> Ho!
<ABCD> hum
<sean_black> herm
<Amgine> hummina
<sean_black> harummph
<Pathoschild> At some point, Essjay told me this is where the important
discussions took place. :)
Quote #406
<AdamBishop> "The Hebrew Bible (or Old Testement) encourages mammary
intercourse in Proverbs 5:19."
<AdamBishop> dammit. That's not what that says.
<silsor> which is that, the one about taking pleasure in the breasts of
the wife of your youth?
<AdamBishop> it's on [[Mammary intercourse]]
<AdamBishop> and Proverbs says "Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant
roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou
ravished always with her love."
<AdamBishop> I'm pretty sure the original does not have the Biblical Hebrew
phrase for titty fucking
Quote #407 <Raul654> [[Adriaen van der Donck]] <-- best last name ever <Raul654> it sounds like sexual slang <Mark_Ryan> Donck because it rhymes with 'bonk'? <Friday> #REDIRECT [[Sexyal slang]] <Raul654> OH NO SEXYAL SLANG <Raul654> MY VIRGIN EARS ARE BLEEDING <Friday> that only happens the first time, dont worry
Quote #408
<westfall> i got a question... is there some plan to pay for
the rising costs of maintaining Wikipedia? surely
fundraisers can't alone can't support WP
<Oddi> I suggest selling "The Ladies of Wikipedia" calenders.
Quote #409
<onfire4christ> how do you identify GNAA members?
<silsor> by their distinctive dark skin
<onfire4christ> really?
<Raul654> oh snap
<Chairboy> ha ha ha
Quote #410
<Babajimbo> Phroziac, you are a girl?
<mindspillage> Girls shave too, Raul654...
<Phroziac> Babajimbo: yeh
<Raul654> I was just having a brain fart for a moment
<Babajimbo> I can't keep genders straight in here.
<Demi> Babajimbo - "straight". No you darn well can't.
Quote #411 * Morven did a search for david gerard in my gmail boxes and got '1 to 20 of hundreds'. So damn many postings even a COMPUTER doesn't wanna count them, david ;)
Quote #412
[... on Wikimedia UK ...]
<jwales> oh that meeting I came to was a real party
<jwales> 4 hours locked in a room going line by line through a very
tedious document
<jwales> so yeah, get wikipedians into a room to discuss bylaws
<jwales> :)
<jwales> I sat through it when the Germans did it
<jwales> that was better
<jwales> for two reasons
<fuddlemark> it would be interesting to see the agreement submitted,
only to have the last vestiges of vandalism left in
<jwales> 1. we did it at 3am in a room lit mostly by blacklights and
computer screens, with volumes of smoke and weird german techno music
<jwales> 2. it was all in german, and at that time I didn't understand
a word of German, so I didn't actually have to think about it
<fuddlemark> "Charitable purpose: For the advancement of knowledge and
open poop content"
Quote #413 <jwales> I just realized that no one can actually understand anything about wikipedia until they read [[m:bash]] <Morven> As a self-reference, of course, that should be quoted on [[m:bash]].
Quote #414 <Babajobu> Sex is so 90s <Dawson> Sex was 80s. Wearing pants so big you can't have sex was 90s.
Quote #415 <Tony_Sidaway> girlcotting is like boycotting, except you don't actually pull out, you just wiggle it about a bit.
Quote #416
<Drini> :P :P :P :P :P :P :P:P :P :P :P :P :P :P:P :P :P :P :P :P :P:P :P :P :P
:P :P :P:P :P :P :P :P :P :P:P :P :P :P :P :P :P:P :P :P :P :P :P :P:P
:P :P :P :P :P :P:P :P :P :P :P :P :P:P :P :P :P :P :P :P:P :P :P :P :P
:P :P
<Drini> HAHAHAHA
<Drini> ZOMG!!
<Drini> I hacked your channel!!
<Drini> anyone can type!!!
Quote #417 <Amgine> : Didn't someone say it was an open meeting? <Xirzon> : Amgine: open doesn't mean you have to invite everyone to join, unless you're ready to moderate rather strictly
Quote #418
<Essjay> tawker: Actually, wikipedia does have some porn-esque pictures
<tawker> wheres the policy on that
<KnowledgeOfSelf> First article that comes to mind is [[Penis]]
<Shanel> our favourite vandal target
<Essjay> KOS: [[Image:Autofellatio_2.jpg]] was my first thought (WARNING: NOT
WORKPLACE SAFE!!!!!!)
<freakofnurture> note to self, tell chat client stop beeping on mention of
"autofellatio"
Quote #419
<ambi2> these userboxen are informative.
<ambi2> i just found that *another* user i previously respected is a
right-wing asshole.
Quote #420
<Tony_Sidaway> "WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM?" nearly always translates to "WHY DO
YOU HATE PEOPLE COMING AND SPRAYING PISS ALL OVER YOUR LIVING
ROOM?"
Quote #421 In response to the servers going down: <poningru> wait did we get onwd by the muslim fanatics? <Essjay> poningru: I believe we've been hax0red and pwnd :-p <Spum> They jihaded the server :-(
Quote #422
<Tony_Sidaway> If I had a choice of profession, it would be a washable reusable
talking sex doll.
Quote #423
<robchurch> Don't put words in my mouth.
<robchurch> Unless those words are, "umm, userboxes hurt the servers. Every
time you create a userbox, you make brion cry"
Quote #424 * (Valentine's Day 2006, midday UTC) * JoanneB will try to invite her bf to the channel tonight <Celestianpower> JoanneB: lol <Ali_K> lol <freakofnurture> probably named "MikeD" or something <Ali_K> roffl <freakofnurture> am i right? <Ali_K> ok, im on the floor now <JoanneB> freakofnurture: my bf? * JoanneB is not getting it * Ali_K is still laughing <freakofnurture> [[Mike D]] <JoanneB> right.... :-)
Quote #425 <Margana> what are Lupin's popups? <fuddlemark> Margana: we don't talk about that much <fuddlemark> Margana: it's a personal issue between Lupin and his missus
Quote #426 (following a discussion on wikipedia timekeeping...) <sean_black> We should get rid of time. It's too confusing. <sean_black> Stupid time. <sean_black> It's always passing, and stuff.
Quote #427 <ta_bu_shi_da_yu> can't understand why I can't edit Hitler!
Quote #428 <nsh> why's angela never on irc anymore? <Raul654> Nsh - hiding from the unwashed masses <Raul654> (e.g, all of you)
Quote #429
<Raul654> Rob & Wirelain -
http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/02/18/064208
<Raul654> Jimbo will be the first one taken away
<Raul654> So Angela gets promoted to Jimbo
<Raul654> and Mav gets promoted to Angela
<sean_black> Raul654: Angela has to grow a beard?
<Raul654> Sean - we'll have to play that one by ear
Quote #430
<SethIlys> Raul654: I had an argument with a friend of mine; he didn't
believe that there are many people who actually wish harm and
suffering upon other people.
<Raul654> Seth - obviously he has never met a raiders fan
Quote #431 <SushiGeek> 2,129 edits and I wonder why the hell I still do it. <Dmcdevit> SushiGeek, pizza puff. <sean_black> Damn straight.
Quote #432
<karynn> DELETE ALL IDIOTS
* sannse deletes herself
<Pathoschild> karynn: I hesitate to start deleting swathes of Wikipedia's
contributors.
Quote #433 <TimStarling> sq3 is down <TimStarling> sq9 is down because I killed it
Quote #434 <nsh> what the hell is ED? <nsh> encylopedia dramatica <Phroziac> nsh: encyclopaedia dramatica <Raul654> Nsh - erectile dysfunction <nsh> yeah <nsh> what is it? <Raul654> Nsh - when your peepee doesn't work <nsh> like some sort of uncyc thing? <nsh> shhh, Raul654 :-)
Quote #435 * Raul654 is a fisher of men * Raul654 goes dynamite fishing for men * Guanaco has quit IRC (Excess Flood) <Raul654> That's one!
Quote #436
<jwales> Adam is right.
<jwales> We did have to walk uphill in the snow.
<jwales> If you read my bio in Wikipedia, you'll see that in the early days we
had to walk uphill in mountains of porn while secretly plotting to
demote Larry Sanger.
<jwales> Now of course, things are much easier, as I travel the world on the
Wikimedia Foundations "Travel" budget (note the scare quotes,
suggesting that it isn't _really_ a travel budget after all).
<Dragonfly6-7> you just sit in a room while your assistants hold up posters of
different exotic locations around you
<Dragonfly6-7> and (seeing as how the GFDL has rotted your brain)
<jwales> Of course, under "Other Activities" we do have our priorities right: a
mailing list I ran in college is clearly more important than being a
Harvard fellow.
<Dragonfly6-7> you are deceived into thinking you are in the exotic locations
<Dragonfly6-7> or something like that.
<jwales> This bit is amusing: "He is protective about his personal life, and
his interests and hobbies outside of Wikipedia and the Wikimedia
Foundation are mostly unknown to the general public.
<jwales> Am I protective about my personal life? What would the evidence of
this be?
<jwales> I sort of like the exotic sound of it, though... "mostly unknown to
the general public".
<Dragonfly6-7> jimbo - have you provided us with nude photos of yourself and
members of your immediate family?
<Dragonfly6-7> If not, the only possible reason is that you're irrationally
protective of your personal life.
<jwales> indeed, and of course, trying to cover up my past as a pornographer
(which is what the article usually says about it)
<mindspillage> "We can't find any other good info to put here" --> "He is
protective of his personal life"
<jwales> :)
<Dragonfly6-7> jimbo - how come you don't post a daily log of your bowel
movements? No pun intended.
<AdamBishop> I think we should use the term "pornmonger" more often
<Dragonfly6-7> "Official Pornmonger to the United States Senate"
<mindspillage> Wikipedia is Pornocracy!
Quote #437
quamaretto: I read "do the percentage" and I was thinking "The Percentage? What
kind of dance is that?"
quamaretto: This is part of why, ordinarily, I hide my thoughts from the world.
Dragonfly6-7: quamaretto - by all means, continue to do so.
Quote #438 <Wytukaze> Amgine: What makes you think that? <Amgine> Your linguistic abilities, and the fact you're located in Africa. <Phroziac> wytukaze is in africa? O_o <Wytukaze> I'm in Africa? <Wytukaze> News to me.
Quote #439
<Raul654> touch -f sean_black
<sean_black> o_O
<Raul654> (forcible touching in the channel)
<mindspillage> Raul654, bad touch again.
* sean_black is touched
<Raul654> Mindspillage - show me on the doll where jesus touched you
<mindspillage> Raul654: so long as you don't mount him.
Quote #440
<Snowspinner> Glad you're not dead.
<DavidGerard> i'm glad too!
<DavidGerard> i've just come back to irc and see a zillion talk messages and a
pile of channels with my name dropped
<DavidGerard> all about wikipedia battles to the death for insanely low stakes
...
<DavidGerard> makes me want to start a sock just to write articles
<Snowspinner> lol
<Snowspinner> We have articles now?
<DavidGerard> i think so. someone said there were a million of them.
<Snowspinner> WTF?
<Snowspinner> I thought we just had policy pages and userboxes.
<DavidGerard> I can't find [[Wikipedia:Jordanhill railway station]] anywhere
<DavidGerard> or [[Template:Jordanhill railway station]]
<DavidGerard> I think {{user Jordanhill railway station}} doesn't exist either
<DavidGerard> what sort of pissant project is this? that press release will
make a laughingstock of our adherence to process
Quote #441
<sannse> DanteAlighieri: that would probably involve my swallowing him -
he's not a big fella
Quote #442 <pengo> so we need a streaking cleptomanic anethesist and a camera
Quote #443 <ta_bu_shi_da_yu> brion, you about? <NullC> ta_bu_shi_da_yu: the developer you have attempted to reach is unavailable. Please leave a message after the beep. * NullC beep <tawker> If you are happy with your message, please press 1, else please press 2 <Amgine> If you'd like to hear this message again, press star <sean_black> I don't, thanks anyway. <Amgine> <click><bzzzzz> <tawker> beep beep beep beep beep
Quote #444
<Mackensen> my, [deleted] is in a litigious mood
<DavidGerard> oh yes? has he threatened to sue me yet?
<Mackensen> not quite
<Mackensen> Anyone can just add him, can't they?
<karynn> Mackensen: where is this?
<DavidGerard> your RFAr
<DavidGerard> [deleted] is about to be attached for being a spamming dick
<karynn> DavidGerard: yeah, i'm not going to object to that very much
<mind|notallhere> Could [deleted] be any more of a ruleslawyer on the
requests page? Good grief.
<DavidGerard> mind|notallhere: the ac has Ways to Deal with rules lawyers.
* mind|notallhere nods
<DavidGerard> "suggest the AC tell [deleted] to fuck off^W^W
reconsider the rules lawyering"
<mind|notallhere> But so few of them involve actual physical pain.
<DavidGerard> i understand the 500 volts through the chair has been put
back to mediawiki 1.7
<mind|notallhere> Full plate of cookies to whichever dev is working on
that. With extra chocolate chips.
Quote #445
<FreplySpang> [...] When your panties climb rocks by themselves, you
/really/ need to do laundry
Quote #446 <Ali_K> Misza13: whos bartender? <Misza13> Ali_K: Me. Sort of. <Misza13> He's my bot. <Ali_K> lol <Misza13> I wrote him today <Ali_K> :) <Essjay> pschemp: Maybe we can get Misza13 to write sean black a girlfriend :-D
Quote #447
<sean_black> ZOMG edit summaries
<sean_black> ZOMG userboxes
<sean_black> ZOMG Alphax
<Alphax> ZOMG knickers
<sean_black> ZOMG I just supported you
* Alphax is now known as knickers
<knickers> zomg CABALSEX
<sean_black> YAY CABALSEX
<sean_black> YAY KNICKERS
* Zscout370 kicks down the VIP door
* knickers suffocate sean_black
<sean_black> Yay
Quote #448
<bishonen> telsa, riddle me this: what's the point of bringing *condensed*
milk and condensed and dried this and that, if you also have to
bring all your own water?
<telsa> bishonen: clearly they didn't hold much expectation of meeting
giant sky-cows.
Quote #449
(Referring to S A Andrées)
<telsa> "there was a sky cow. it lived in the sky. one day it said "wow".
as a balloon passed by. Andre and (someone). and more of that
ilk. they shouted up to it. "have you got any milk"? Said
Andree to the cow. "It's not going too well". As out whooshed
the hydrogen, and to the ice down they fell. they landed in
pieces, but our sky-cow survives. And watches, lowing softly, as
our heroes end their lives"
Quote #450
<brian0918> haha, i asked a user to translate a song from Italian to English,
but didn't tell him that it was from the 1500s...
<brian0918> ... and he lowered his babel templates from it-4 and en-4
to it-3 and en-3
Quote #451 <karmafist> AdamBishop: No, but I need a goddamn orgy from somewhere. <NicholasT> karmafist: Erm.. yourself? Likely that's the only one you'll get :) <karmafist> women take too much work, yet the sex drive is still there <karmafist> lol. An orgy of one. It's like the army, just more sticky
Quote #452
<Luigi30> I found in the same box today: a box of phaser ink cartridges, a
box of 120MB backup tapes (with price stickers for $19.99 on
each), the logic board for an IBM 3741 terminal, and a 3/4" tape
<FreplySpang> phasers need ink cartridges? "Mr. Spock, set phasers on 300dpi!"
Quote #453 <Luigi30> Mike_H: YOUR OPINION IS UNWANTED <Mike_H> Luigi30: SILENCE FOOL <Luigi30> Mike_H: SHUT UP OR I'LL SUITLY EMPHAZI YOU <Mike_H> Luigi30: WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING TO ME <Luigi30> Mike_H: MY EYE IS TWITCHING <Mike_H> Luigi30: MY ANUS IS BLEEDING <FreplySpang> ew
Quote #454 <Amgine> <puts on peril-sensitive sunglasses> * mind|wandering pours Amgine a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. <-- Amgine has quit (Remote closed the connection) <mind|wandering> Wow, I've heard they're strong...
Quote #455
<Dawson> I've been watching AfD for weeks, and I finally found someone I
can support. :)
<sean_black> Dawson: s/AFD/RFA
<Dawson> rfa, close enough :)
<wmarsh> Admins for Deletion
<Dawson> I'm not very good with three letter acrynyms.
<Dawson> acronyms too.
<Dawson> wmarsh: sometimes, I think that'd be more appropriate.
<Alphax> Dawson, [[WP:WOTTA]]
<Dawson> haha
<sean_black> Dawson: Arynyms are tough.
<Dawson> Arynym sounds like a Star Trek alien.
<sean_black> So do you.
<sean_black> :D
<Alphax> A nazi alien
<wmarsh> Arynym, the nazi anonymous remailing service
Quote #456 * brion posits: Can God output an SVG file so large, even He can't render it?
Quote #457 <Lubaf> Oh, I'm a kickbanner and I'm okay / I kick all night and I ban all day... <JesseW> Lubaf: I wear spike heels, and a bandolier... ? * Lubaf wonders if there's anything that you can say from that point that would cause your chorus to stop singing. <Lubaf> "I eat women's corpses, for example my dear mama", maybe? <JesseW> rolf!!
Quote #458 <brenneman> I think if I play with my user page much more it will fall off.
Quote #459 <Raul654> It's Friday night - do you know what YOUR children are up to? <pixels> my children are in my pants, plotting to escape
Quote #460
<Mike_H> Started geting involved with Wikipedia by editing FWBO article,
hence my name. I'm fluent in Engrish. For this reason, I don't
edit article unless it has obvious flaws such as missing vital
information or POV bias.
<Mike_H> oh, wow
<Mike_H> this person typed "Engrish"
<Mike_H> and actually...
<Mike_H> meant it
<bumm13> :>
<Phroziac> Mike_H: hahahaha. <3
<Mike_H> If anyone find my Engrish hard to read, here is advice. Forget
plural or singular. It's unnecessaly concept (like noun gender)
which English launguage should get rid of. :D
<bumm13> haha
<Mike_H> the English is just fine otherwise
<Mike_H> there are mixed up r's and l's
<fuzzie> You people are still being trolled by Uncle_Ed? You must all be
bored.
<bish_sleeps> Mike_H: he's right, there is a lot of redundancy in Engrish.
<Mike_H> and sometimes deleted l's and r's altogether
* FreplySpang packs up some extra nattis, just in case bish_sleeps becomes
bish_insomniac
<bish_sleeps> fuzzie: not me, i'm off to bed.
<Mike_H> bish_sleeps: you ale totarry light
<fuzzie> bish_sleeps: ninight
<bish_sleeps> Mike_H: that's bish_sreeps to you
<Mike_H> good night! see you in the molning!
<bish_sleeps> nite
Quote #461
<mindspillage> Tony_Sidaway, I don't do anything with you either!
<Tony_Sidaway> mindspillage, well that's true, unless we could that time with
the counter-bassoon in the elevator.
<mindspillage> Tony_Sidaway, don't lie. You were just in it for the chance to
touch a big piece of wood.
Quote #462 <Babajobu> We should convert the Bomis babes into Wikipedia hoochies. <FreplySpang> the hoochies that anyone can... never mind.
Quote #463
<Hedley> On June 11, 2005 a number of law enforcement agents raided a cockfight
in Newport, Tennessee - about 40 miles east of Knoxville. Authorities
said that this was one of the largest cockfights in the United States.
<Chairboy> Hedley: #wikipedia is the 2nd largest, right?
Quote #464 <DavidGerard> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/newbies <DavidGerard> that is a FRIGHTENING page. <Linuxbeak> uh oh. <DavidGerard> seven or eight newbie edits a minute. <DavidGerard> most of them new articles. <Linuxbeak> o_O <DavidGerard> most innocently deserving of a quick death. <DavidGerard> *sigh* TIME TO KNIFE BABIES!!! <DavidGerard> %-D
Quote #465 <Kiba> I saved a bunch of money on my book insurance by switching to Wikipedia!
Quote #466 <brion_> i see dead processes --> presroi (n=neubau@p54B0F660.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #wikimedia-tech <robchurch> It's Apache meets the Sixth Sense. <presroi> "I see dead processes" <robchurch> Got it in one.
Quote #467 ** fuddlemark joined the chat room. sean_black: \o/ fuddlemark fuddlemark: sean_black: don't you ever sleep? :-) Marudubshinki: ZOMG! sean_black is a group account! ** Marudubshinki realizes what he said Marudubshinki: ZOMG! all sex with sean_black is group sex!
Quote #468
** brain|food is now known as mindspillage.
** Grunt waves mindspillage.
** fuddlemark waves Grunt at mindspillage
** mindspillage waves
** mindspillage grunts at fuddlemark and fuddles Grunt.
fuddlemark: heh
** Tomer_ picks up fuddlemark and swings him around the channel, releasing him
in the general direction of AngryParsley
** alerante ducks and covers from all the flying people
alerante: see, whenever someone joins #wikipedia nowadays, someone gets waved
and thrown across the room.
Grunt: alerante: I believe I had a hand in starting that. =b
ThatGuyFromTS: alerante: violent isn't it?
** Jude waves and throws alerante across the room.
Quote #469
<dannyisme> when the resurrection of the dead occurs, will authors' works be
copyrighted again?
Quote #470 <Mike_H> I had a clove last night <Mike_H> I smoke cigarettes to get cancer <Mike_H> not to taste candy
Quote #471
* MessedRocker wonders how many Wikipedians have Asperger's syndrome
<Doc_glasgow> all of them?
<Alphax> I don't
<Alphax> quite
<Alphax> exactly
<Alphax> um....
<Mark_Ryan> it's not a Real Syndrome. it's just something antisocial people
say they have to excuse their bad behaviour and poor social
skills.
* Mark_Ryan braces for the flying knives
<Alphax> :D
<fuzzie> It's most definitely a real syndrome, but it seems massively
overdiagnosed.
<ems> you are sick
<JillStCrux> No, I agree with Mark_Ryan. It's just like homosexuality,
Alphax. It's just an excuse for immorality.
<Jude> JillStCrux: So true! :D
<Alphax> JillStCrux, you're going to be gay bashed now
<Mark_Ryan> JillStCrux, homosexuality is massively overdiagnosed.
<Jude> Mark_Ryan: I don't suffer homosexuality, I enjoy every minute
of it!
<Alphax> Mark_Ryan, :D
<Mark_Ryan> Homosexuality is not a Real Syndrome. it's just something
antisocial people say they have to excuse their bad behaviour
and poor social skills.
* JRM is diagnosed with deja vu.
<fuzzie> Mark_Ryan: :D
<Mark_Ryan> Jude, let's suffer it together!
<bogdan2005> gay people are lucky that people that militate against
homosexuality are more annoying than them :P
Quote #472 <karynn> wikipedia needs an enema. <NicholasT> Indeed * NicholasT prepares the hose <NicholasT> Or alternatively, it might just do with a good dose of laxative <Hedley> Mmm, Wikilaxative. <Hedley> The constipation relief that anyone can edit.
Quote #473
<elephantus> Sometimes there are even peaceful periods in the Balkans, like
for example right now :-)
<Chairboy> Elephantus: Right, but those periods are defined as the times
when everyone is busy reloading.
<spectie> :(
Quote #474
<Marudubshinki> meh. 'bout time I subscribed to Wikien-L
<SethIlys> Marudubshinki: It's not worth it.
<silsor> Marudubshinki: It's not worth it.
<Evil_Monkey> Marudubshinki: Just say no
Quote #475
<Alphax> shimgray, why does australia always win gold medals? because our
country code is .au! :D
Quote #476 <Raul654> "Wikipedia has a disproportionately large number of gays, transgendered, and furries. The reason for this has yet to be satisfactorily explained, although it has been suggested by NullC that "all new mediums are first explored by the minorities and the marginalized"." <Raul654> --Raul's 8th law <sigmoid> don't leave out the pedophiles. <Raul654> Sigmoid - ssshhh... there's minors in the room * Raul654 covers Sean Black's ears * sean_black is censored * Raul654 pokes out Sean's eyes for good measure <Raul654> Sean - you can have them back when you turn 18 * sean_black is blinded * sean_black feels the pickle jar where his eyes are held longingly <Raul654> Sean - that's not a pickle jar * Raul654 ducks * sean_black shudders
Quote #477
<MessedRocker> they should make a physical firewall that works like a condom
<shimgray> messed: we have one
<MessedRocker> oh?
<shimgray> it consists of covering the end of the ethernet cable in
solid epoxy
<gurch> shimgray: Very effective.
<bogdan> MessedRocker: then the hackers would need only a needle.
<gurch> shimgray: Unfortunately, not very selective. Tends to block
everything.
<shimgray> alternately, you could have the vasectomy style - cut the cable
in half - or the Catholic approach, pulling the cable out
<shimgray> and believe me, you don't want to imagine what partial-birth
abortion firewalling is
Quote #478
* bumm13 NP: Black Sabbath - Electric Funeral (1970)
* Joolzer listens to pj harvey - this is love
* Linuxbeak is listening to R.E.M. - Orange Crush
* Joolzer sighs
<Ali_K> Linuxbreak: omg me too
<Linuxbeak> :o
<Ali_K> lol
* avillia has on They Might Be Giants.
* Laogeodritt is listening to fans and hard drives.
<Laogeodritt> >>
* spectie listens to State of Grace
* Linuxbeak likes TMBG
* JesseW_away is pleased with Avillia and Linuxbeak's taste
<JesseW_away> in music, in music I mean...
<Seqsea> mhm
<avillia> Bad thoughts.
<Seqsea> We know what you really meant
<Linuxbeak> omg sex
Quote #479
<Daniel_Bush> In the British government, when someone in a Cabinet position
resigns and the Prime Minister has to do a fifth Cabinet
reshuffle, is it like when the Mad Hatter suddenly yells
"Change places!" and then everyone runs around, knocking
everyone else over?
Quote #480 <Avillia> SethIlys: I'm already on m:Bash three times in less than a week. <SethIlys> Avillia: Four.
Quote #481
<Raul654> it's not every day you get solicitions for people interested in
working on scandavian porn
Quote #482
<Backstretch> I'm going to make a userbox,[[Template:User water ok]]
content "This user is not allergic to water"
<Backstretch> Then, I'm going to start a new project/campaign;
featured userbox like featured article/picture/etc.
<Backstretch> Good grief. There already is a [[Template:User water]]
<sannse> haha
Quote #483
<keitei> wikien-l makes you afraid to do anything wrong
<keitei> just so they won't seize your computer
<robchurch> You should see wikitech-l
<robchurch> "New feature added
<robchurch> "YOU WANKERS!? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO US?
NOW THERE'S A MORE EFFICIENT WAY OF DOING WHAT WE ALREADY
DO? YOU SUCK!"
<Seqsea> lol
<robchurch> So the question is...do you announce it
<robchurch> (a) on wikitech-l, where your fellow devs are likely to have
your eyes out
<robchurch> (b) on the village pump, where everyone else will have a
pound of flesh
<robchurch> (c) nowhere, and then fail to take credit later
<shimgray> you could do what medieval scientists did
<shimgray> announce it in some incredibly cryptic manner, so no-body
realises you're announcing it, but so that you can go back
later and say "look! this actually shows my plan!"
Quote #484
<redback> how do you "Reverted edits"
<Alphax> redback, you have to download the entire database
<Alphax> and then sift through it using grep, sed and awk
<Alphax> then, you need to rlogin and manually patch the database files
<Alphax> if you get an edit conflict, the page gets corrupted and brion
has to rewrite it bit-by-bit
<robchurch> Brion no longer does the manual rewriting.
<robchurch> Or manually fixing edit histories.
<robchurch> He has minions do it.
<Alphax> robchurch, oh, like Tim and Magnus?
<robchurch> No.
<robchurch> People are too expensive.
<robchurch> We decided that monkeys were ultimately more efficient.
<Alphax> cool
<Alphax> so, Wikipedia really is being written by infinite monkeys
<wmarsh> Well not infinite... there are only 800 admins or so
<Alphax> the admins are monkeys? I knew it!
<rory096> there are a few more cabal members though
* pepsidrinka is certainly not a monkey
* pepsidrinka is a chimp
Quote #485
<mister_nuge> [[Image:Flag of Australia.svg]]
<Chairboy> I anticipate that once Quebec secedes, Canada will be able to
assume its official position as the 51st state of the US.
<mister_nuge> this is borderline racism, yknow
<mister_nuge> ..
<Chairboy> The flag is racism?
<mister_nuge> Chairboy:no, the age old 'Canada is the 51st state'
<Chairboy> Oh, canadians are a race?
<mister_nuge> well, its a bit insulting.
<Chairboy> Is insulting the same as racism now?
* Chairboy waits
<mister_nuge> no
<Chairboy> Ok then.
<mister_nuge> hence 'borderline'
<mister_nuge> i was using the word loosely
<Chairboy> Ok, Mister Nuge, then by your logic, you are borderline pedophile.
<Chairboy> I'm just using the word loosely.
Quote #486
<Linuxbeak> so, Mike_H: approve/disapprove? I can take more shots if needed
<Mike_H> Linuxbeak: naughty ;)
<Mike_H> and you have a girlfriend!
<Mike_H> haha
<Linuxbeak> :P
<Mike_H> jk!
<NullC> Linuxbeak has a GF?
<Linuxbeak> i do
<Illarane|Laptop> Omg, someone who uses Linux who's not gay!
<Mike_H> but no, I think that picture is just fine
<NullC> Linuxbeak: Does she run linux?
<robchurch> <NullC> I thought I was the only geek who could pull!
<Mike_H> rofl
<Linuxbeak> NullC: She's afraid of Linux.
<Grunt> Linux is not scary!
<robchurch> Grunt: Dunno about that.
<robchurch> I mean, if I was a small kid
<robchurch> ...and I bumped into Richard Stallman...
<Linuxbeak> robchurch: Allow me.
<Linuxbeak> This would be the reaction:
<Linuxbeak> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
<Mike_H> oh, wow
<Linuxbeak> and the kid would consequently expode
<Mike_H> in nerd world, nobody can hear you scream
Quote #487 <wmarsh> That's the hilarious thing about stub sorting, 500 people sorting the stubs, 0 people going through the stub categories to improve articles
Quote #488
<wmarsh> We were talking about this girl we knew from highschool, who apparently
is in the FBI (as an accountant) and someone mentioned that she'd gained
a lot of weight... and this guy was like "And the FBI still took her?"
Quote #489
<Demi> First disqualification for being a secret agent: making blog posts about
wanting to become a secret agent.
Quote #490
<fasten> Chairboy: An ecosystem is not an operating system. Ecosystem are
chaotic systems without purpose and intend. That's not much of an
operating system.
<Chairboy> Fasten: I can tell you've never programmed for MS Windows....
Quote #491
<wmarsh> But it was worse... on this hardcore PvP MMORPG I used to play on,
there were 10,000-ish male players, and literally 6 females... that
ever admitted they were female at least.
<gurch> so that's 5 females, 317 slashdotters...
<SethIlys> .... and a Jimbo in a pear tree.
<bogdan2005> gurch: why unfortunately?
* gurch is not Jimbo
<gurch> is there such a thing as a femal slashdotter?
<bogdan2005> gurch: you wanna be a girl?
<gurch> bogdan2005: not particularly
<bogdan2005> gurch: there are rumours.
<bogdan2005> gurch: and transvestites.
* Sceptre brandishes knife
<gurch> aargh
* gurch runs away
Quote #492
* lwrtzy has quit ("get a new world")
<gurch> get a new world?
<gurch> from where? the second-hand world shop?
<wmarsh> eBay
<Sceptre> wmarsh: same think
<wmarsh> L@@K!!! Excellent starter planet! Great income opp.! CL1CK!!
<Sceptre> *thing
<bogdan2005> wmarsh: AAA+++ Excellent planet, great pink sky and purple seas.
Quote #493 <Redwolf24> hi everyone <gentgeen> hi redwolf <Ed_Poor> I re-read Stoffel biography of Lewis Carroll last night. <Redwolf24> any news? <Jude> Hi Redwolf24. <Ed_Poor> no, carroll's still dead
Quote #494 <zocky> ah, sweden, the penis of europe
Quote #495
* FreplySpang checks keyboard for hexes
<FreplySpang> I accidentally found a key combination that brings up Internet
Explorer, does that count?
* mindspillage backs away from FreplySpang's keybaord.
Quote #496
<PhilSandifer> You didn't tell me Wiki-EN got the most fucked up penis spam
ever.
<PhilSandifer> I now have a word file just of terrifying penis spam.
<PhilSandifer> I blame you!
<PhilSandifer> YOU MADE ME READ THE SENTENCE "After you cum with Spermamax she
will be looking for her underwear one hour in the ocean of your
sperm."
Quote #497 <Mike_H> I reverted a furry's edits <Mike_H> It's a great day to be alive.
Quote #498 <avillia> I am not going to say a single thing on IRC for anyone to quote, and if anyone quotes me I will remove their quotes. <KlingonHobo> avillia: So stop talking.
Quote #499
<sean_black> Katie, It's not fancruft until I create [[Production history of
Godzilla vs. Megalon, day one]].
Quote #500 <Bastique|atwork> m:bash just gets less funny
Quote #501 <Raul654> Mike - drinking and chatting on IRC is as low as it gets <Raul654> You should take up something less shameful. Like [[avisodomy]]
Quote #502 --- Pathoschild is now known as slavepersona --- Shanel is now known as masterpersona --- lightdarkness is now known as lightpersona --- You are now known as dramatispersona --> nongratapersona has joined #wikimedia --- dannyisme is now known as dannypersona --- effeietsanders is now known as eiapersona --- ABCD is now known as Apersona --- sannse is now known as sanspersona --- Solensean is now known as solpersona --- eiapersona is now known as personeia
Quote #503
<Tony_Sidaway> fuddlemark, a LOT of things happen only in Australia.
Celebrating Christmas in the middle on fucking June with
the sun beating down on the barbie and the dingoes all
sweltering with their pouches hanging out in the heat ONLY
EVERY HAPPENS IN AUSTRALIA.
Quote #504 <Lubaf> I'm wondering where Silicone Valley is. <CableModem> Silicone Valley, maybe California <Lubaf> Probably out east of LA, where they make all that porn. <Demi> Lubaf - Manhattan Beach, I guess <CableModem> like, hollywood <CableModem> Lubaf, that exactly what I was going to say <CableModem> :)
Quote #505
<Demi> telsa - I thought Icelanders (or whatever you call them) shunned
books as an artifact of the devil or trolls or something. Stealing
someone's words is witchcraft.
<telsa> Demi: you're bored, aren't you? :)
<Demi> telsa - A little, which is bad since I'm at work.
<telsa> Demi: they've got one of the highest literacy rates in the world,
and the bookshop I loved had stuff in about four languages.
<Bastique> Photographiing them is like stealing their soul
<Demi> Bastique - Ah! That's why there are no pictures of Icelanders.
<telsa> Demi: and they are still able to read and discuss the books
including the Landnamabok (or whatever, I bet we have an article on
it) and the sagas.
<telsa> Demi: without needing a glossary, which is more than we can for
Shakespeare, let alone Chaucer.
<Bastique> Demi: And they were the first to "get it" in the movie Hostel
<Demi> telsa - They have a high literacy rate because anyone who can't read
the signs saying "This is the bottomless sulfurous hole in the earth
where we make crazy wet bread" dies at an early age.
Quote #506
Raul654: one of the guys in my research group was in the hallway, talking on
his cell phone
Raul654: I was able to pick up enough of the conversation to know he was
talking with his mother
Raul654: so I go up to him and say "Joseph, yo queiro hablar a tu madre"
funforall: Talking dirty, ey?
Raul654: and boy he got mad at me :)
funforall: What was that in English?
Raul654: "Joseph, I want to talk to your mother"
Demi: Raul654 - Wow! It's like Animal House there!
Demi: Raul654 - When someone is talking on the phone to their mother, you're
supposed to say something like "Pull out slow, or my ass'll hurt for
days like last time."
Raul654: I would have said something dirtier but my spanish is just too rusty
and forgotten
Demi: Raul654 - Oh, well you did what you could.
Quote #507
<Raul654> Storm - it's only a matter of time until the GNAA makes the fatal
error of trolling Chuck Norris
<Raul654> and then it will be all over for them
Quote #508 <rob|coding> Why did the Wikipedian give a list of URLs to the waiter? <rob|coding> 'Cause he asked him to cite his sauces. <rob|coding> haw haw
Quote #509 <keitei> darn furries and zoophiles <keitei> they're everywhere <sean_black> Yiff yiff
Quote #510 -!- KEVIN_MITNICK has joined #wikipedia <Jude> KEVIN_MITNICK: I thought you weren't allowed to use technology. <dysprosia> jude: he could be using an abacus <Jude> dysprosia: I'm calling his parole officer! <CableModem> an IRC enabled abacus? <dysprosia> jude: or pigeon-based TCP/IP -!- KEVIN_MITNICK has left #wikipedia -!- KEVIN_MITNICK has joined #wikipedia -!- KEVIN_MITNICK has left #wikipedia -!- KEVIN_MITNICK has joined #wikipedia <Jude> His abacus is playing up. <CableModem> lol <KEVIN_MITNICK> OMG HELP <CableModem> the beads are sticking <KEVIN_MITNICK> I AM NEW AT INTERNETZ <bumm13> kill the caps, please <KEVIN_MITNICK> WHAT? -!- mode/#wikipedia [+o Jude] by ChanServ -!- mode/#wikipedia [+b KEVIN_MITNICK] by Jude -!- KEVIN_MITNICK was kicked from #wikipedia by Jude
Quote #511 <sdquinn> what do i do for a copyvio? <ptcamn> Tell the author to be subtler.
Quote #512 <keitei> whoa <keitei> it's a sean_black <sean_black> "A"? There are others? <Shanel> indeed there are <Shanel> we've been breeding them in captivity <sean_black> May I ask why? <Shanel> so we can sell their furs for major $$$
Quote #513 <rob|bsd> sean_black: Ever used BSD? <sean_black> no <rob|bsd> Why not? <sean_black> Because <sean_black> I'm not a technology person <rob|bsd> ...you're scared you might like it and want to leave Apple? <rob|bsd> ...your Mac will leave you if you cheat on it again? <sean_black> Perhaps! ;) <rob|bsd> ...you need a GUI to use your dick, let alone a computer? <Werdna> Touche
Quote #514
<Demi> Before I started reading my spam, semen volume was really not something
I'd ever considered having a preference for.
Quote #515
AKMask: Freply: you know you want to look at that logo
FreplySpang: AKMask: I did. It is, in fact, somewhat goatse. (My husband
agrees.)
sean_black: FreplySpang: Don't use 'goatse' as an adjective. It disturbs
me greatly.
** FreplySpang makes note for future reference
alerante: no adjectivizing nouns, please.
** sean_black Marudubshinkis alerante
sean_black: (omg)
** alerante ... well, I don't know of anything that I can do back to
sean_black
sean_black: alerante: That relives me.
** alerante is just greatly disturbed
AKMask: alerante: why disturbed?
alerante: AKMask: sean_black Marudubshinki'd me
AKMask: alerante: ahh
sean_black: o___O
alerante: which reminds me... I hope Marudubshinki isn't a euphemism for
something, sean_black.... ;)
sean_black: alerante: Certainly not.
sean_black: :p
sean_black: (for a change)
AKMask: alerante: you should be here more often. As off december it
meant 'getting humped by a naked clown'
[...]
** Marudubshinki reads the previous conversation.
Marudubshinki: alright, who coined "Marudubshinki'd"?
Marudubshinki: fess up
** alerante points at sean_black
sean_black: Marudubshinki, :D
** Marudubshinki glares at sean_black
Marudubshinki: malefactor!
Marudubshinki: nimrod!
Marudubshinki: no-goodnik!
Quote #516
<The_Photoplayer> When I bite in to a Dick York pepperment pattie, I get the
sensation that my bitchy mother-in-law/witch just turned me
into a toad and now Samantha has to do something about it.
<sean_black> Nobody wants to bite into Dick York. Sargent, I could see.
* kylu wiggles nose. n.n
<sean_black> I mean, if you're into that.
Quote #517 <lenny__> hi I have a question <lenny__> could you please take Avillia back with you? <lenny__> he's in the GNAA irc channel from like 3 days <Alphax> lenny__, why, he's too much for the GNAA to handle? :) <lenny__> ad, god, he's annoying <lenny__> yes <lenny__> exactly
Quote #518
* mindspillage sighs deeply, resigned to the fact that [[Gadsby (novel)]]
won't be a lipogram anymore.
<mindspillage> But dpbsmith did put in a link to the old version of the
article, which gave me the warm fuzzies.
* Essjay goes to look up "lipogram"
<mindspillage> (rewriting that article to avoid the letter e was one of the
first major edits I made on Wikipedia.)
<Shanel> :D
<Jude> ... To avoid the letter e?
* Essjay assumes it does not involve a gift certificate for fat removal...
* Jude cracks up.
* Essjay imagines he would not respond pleasantly to tapdancers on his door,
singing that he should get his ass deflated...
<Shanel> LOL
<Essjay> I've been inspired to write a jingle suitable for lipogram delivery:
<Essjay> Hello sir, we're here to say,
<Essjay> hope you're having a good day.
<Essjay> Someone sent us here to note,
<Essjay> your fat ass looks like a boat.
<Essjay> Not to worry, not to fear,
<Essjay> here's a gift to bring good cheer!
<Essjay> Dr. S will fix your woes,
<Essjay> so once again you'll see your toes!
<Essjay> Come on down and get it done,
<Essjay> so you'll no longer weigh a ton!
Quote #519 <CableModem> So, what is Wikimania about anyway? <Headcrab> CableModem: :O <Raul654> Cablemodem - it's like bukkake for geeks <Raul654> erm, nevermind
Quote #520 <Mark_Away> dyslexics of the world untie
Quote #521
<brian0918> "BURNING, in our ancient Customs, was an infectious Disease,
got in the Stews, by conversing with leud Women."
--Cyclopaedia, 1728
Quote #522 <bumm13> I'd have to be about 120 miles north of this area to do so without, say, cable TV <bumm13> Olympia is the furthest south to have CBC on cable, IIRC <PottedCactus> Whats that? <PottedCactus> Damn you. <PottedCactus> cable set off my "blonk" alert <PottedCactus> donst say cable. <PottedCactus> :P <Linuxbeak> ...blonk? <robchurch> CABLE <robchurch> CABLE <Linuxbeak> cable <PottedCactus> Ow. <PottedCactus> ow.... <robchurch> Linuxbeak: onomatopoeia, I guess. (cable) <PottedCactus> it goes BLONK <Linuxbeak> robchurch: Cable is our friend <robchurch> PottedCactus: Ah, I see (cable) <PottedCactus> ow. <PottedCactus> cut that shit out. <SPUI> cable <robchurch> PottedCactus: What's up? Cable not working? <PottedCactus> GACK <Linuxbeak> What are you talking about? <Linuxbeak> cable? <SPUI> cable <PottedCactus> NOOOES <robchurch> Linuxbeak: Think his cable's broken. <PottedCactus> STOP! <bumm13> Satellite pwns cable, except for Internet purposes :> <PottedCactus> pleaaaaseee... <Linuxbeak> robchurch: I hate cable, too <robchurch> Cable is like cabal. <PottedCactus> nooooo... <Demi> I have to water my cactus. <robchurch> Linuxbeak: Cable sucks. * PottedCactus is slowly dieing. <robchurch> Demi: Use a cable? <PottedCactus> Nooonononono! <Linuxbeak> c is for cable, that's good enough for me <Linuxbeak> c is for cable, that's good enough for me <robchurch> wire|ain: Hi! How's your cable? <Demi> robchurch - My cactus is about a cable-length away. * bumm13 wonders what the hell he has started... <Linuxbeak> cable cable cable starts with c <PottedCactus> oh hell no. <PottedCactus> noooo <robchurch> Demi: Is it gold cable? <PottedCactus> (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:BEANS) Is smart... <PottedCactus> gaaa..... <robchurch> PottedCactus: Yep. Cable. <bumm13> do they even sell platinum cable? <PottedCactus> *cry* <PottedCactus> :D <PottedCactus> no more cable! <Linuxbeak> okay, PottedCactus <Demi> Let's talk about modems instead. <PottedCactus> ack! Don't say modem either! <robchurch> Demi: Cable modems? <PottedCactus> NOOE --> ExplodingMallard (n=aschenck@wikipedia/Linuxbeak) has joined #wikipedia <robchurch> I love cable <robchurch> I love modems <PottedCactus> *sob* <robchurch> La la la <robchurch> The cable modem song! <AdamBishop> hey I have a cable modem! <PottedCactus> ;_; <robchurch> PottedCactus: I can keep this up for - cable - hours. <robchurch> PottedCactus: I was once on constant - modem - ping for 20 minutes. <afkafka> I've got two cable modems. <PottedCactus> *sooooob* --- ExplodingMallard is now known as Cable <Cable> cable * PottedCactus pounds head on desk <-- Cable has quit (cable)
Quote #523
<Beltz> I don't get it, MediaWiki runs slower on my own machine than Wikipedia
over a slow modem :(
<pizza_> what you need is a slower modem, so that won't happen
Quote #524 <presroi> brion: I have reopened 6153 <brion> i've reclosed it <RedACE> owned
Quote #525 <brian0918> what's the adverb form for "enema"? <Phroziac> brian0918: wtf? <MessedRocker> Enemily? <Phroziac> brian0918: i don't think there is one. <sean_black> Enemise? <MessedRocker> he asked for an adverb <brian0918> rectally will do <brian0918> i almost typed "doo" :P
Quote #526
<chequers> ok, just remember wikibreak is only four letters from wikibreakdown
<Simetrical> chequers: Clever remark. I'll have to remember it.
<chequers> Simetrical, all my quotes are licenced under the chequers-CC, which
basically involves giving me money every time you read it
<Simetrical> chequers: Does that license permit [[m:bash]]ing?
<chequers> Simetrical, only if you give me money
<Simetrical> I'll take that as a yes.
Quote #527 <SPUI> kim_ is trying to subvert our encyclopedia <kim_> SPUI, I'm very subversive :-) <SPUI> me too let's have sex <kim_> woo, are you female? <SPUI> I can be female for you ^_____________^ * kim_ backs off. slowly.
Quote #528 <[xt]> wikipedia + porn > girlfriend + nag nag nag
Quote #529
<dungodung> Nikerabbit: we're setting our own MW repo because we want to
actively work on developing that extension of ours (conversion and stuff)
<Nikerabbit> dungodung: I see
<dungodung> Nikerabbit: that's because you have eyes and you use them
appropriately ;)
Quote #530 <SamPointon> I suspect that "echo" is a gay program; it puts your input into its output.
Quote #531
<Kurt> you know, I don't give the tiniest shit about soccer
<Kurt> but there's nothing I'd love more than to see Mexico beat the shit
out of communist Iran
<shimgray> Strangely, when polled, 68,467,413 people say there's nothing they'd
love to see more than Mexico beat the shit out of you.
<shimgray> I understand that you need to wank on the internet to confirm what
you feel is your dominant place in society, but when you're going to
condemn nations based on their political affiliations, please try to
remember the difference between communism and a theocracy.
Quote #532 * Ceiling_cat watches Rory * rory096 hides <Linuxbeak> rory096: you can't hide from ceiling cat. <rory096> i know :( <Linuxbeak> he's like santa
Quote #533 <soupblazer> [[Anus language]] <soupblazer> how bout that <brian0918> how does one perform a glottal stop in the rectum? <robchurch> You're going to wish you'd never asked. <brian0918> maybe Mike_H knows :P <Mike_H> I don't even know what a glottal stop is <OskarS> Mike_H: it sounds almost like you are swallowing really fast <IceKarma> Mike_H, the noise someone failing to deep throat properly makes :P <Mike_H> IceKarma: ohhhh <Mike_H> in the RECTUM? <Mike_H> ew
Quote #534 <Carrera> does anyone know of a good web based Phonebook? <robchurch> Edit history for En Wikipedia's Admin Noticeboard? :D
Quote #535 <SF17> you guys should have a bake sale Unimportant babble. <SF17> did you hear me? bake sale Unimportant babble. <SF17> a bake sale is a good idea, i dont see why youre against it Unimportant babble. <SF17> why dont you want a bake sale? youll make tons of moneys <Bastique> SF17 seems to be trolling <SF17> hwa? <Roger_The_Bum> we should have a bake sale <Roger_The_Bum> partially because I like baked goods <SF17> yeah, seriously <Roger_The_Bum> OMG COOKIES <Roger_The_Bum> wait <Scott5114> How would we send the cookies? They might get stale... <Roger_The_Bum> this is #wikipedia <Roger_The_Bum> oh <Scott5114> Send them through talk pages? <Roger_The_Bum> maybe not a bakesale <Roger_The_Bum> whoopsier
Quote #536 -- #Uncyclopedia -- <DavidGerard> if someone really wanted to troll #wikipedia, he'd have to go in and call them a bunch of white male heterosexual christians. <Roger_The_Bum> lol <keitei> JEWS DID WTC!!! <rcmurphy> Heh. <rcmurphy> Uncyclopedia invasion! <DavidGerard> invade meta, i hear that's much more fun. -- #Wikipedia -- -> Tompkins has joined wikipedia <Andy123> alright, cloaks then <Phroziac> ALinktothePast: WikiProject OMG GAME CRUFT <Tompkins> You guys are all a bunch of white male heterosexual christians <Tompkins> You disgust me. <Tompkins > sick, sick, sick men you are. <robchurch> I resent being called a Christian. <Phroziac> Tompkins: i'm not male or homosexual <Andy123> lol, i am a hindu <Tompkins> I can't believe anyone would /ever/ stoop to your level <Phroziac> oops, i mean or heterosexual <robchurch> Phroziac: He said HETEROSEXUAL. <sean_black> o__O <Phroziac> robchurch: yeah, either way, they're both something i'm not. <Tompkins> ugh.. I'm outta here. <Kurt2> Phroziac: I thought you were a trannie lesbian... <- Tompkins has left wikipedia <rcmurphy> Tompkins has spoken! <Olipro> paedophilic was the word Tompkins <Phroziac> Kurt2: heh <robchurch> Well, I am powerfully moved by Tompkins' speech. <robchurch> Powerfully moved. -- #Uncyclopedia -- <rcmurphy> Haha! <rcmurphy> You go, Tompkins!
Quote #537 <Luigi30> How the hell does 45 = 63 :s <Linuxbeak> Luigi30: different base, perhaps? <Luigi30> Same base as far as I know. <Dawson> Luigi30: assume a horse is a sphere to make the calculations easier.
Quote #538
bishonen: guess who phoned? pzfun!
bishonen: heh
** bishonen hangs up
bishonen: wow, strange experience!
bishonen: yuo guys are .... for REAL!
alerante: yeah, surprising, eh? I'm not a bot :P
bishonen: surprising and a little creepy!
alerante: I thought everyone else was a bot!
alerante: wait, you're not a bot either?! whoa!
bishonen: I'm the latest version of ELIZA, actually.
alerante: ELIZA the sysop. interesting. :)
bishonen: so you think it's interesting?
alerante: [suspicious, a little disturbed] define "interesting".
bishonen: why would you like me to define it?
alerante: [scared] because you seem to be using a different meaning. :P
bishonen: so you're scared? Goooooood.
** alerante hides from bishonen
bishonen: Sorrry, this version seems to be Scary Eliza!
alerante: [scared] there is no cabal... there is no cabal... there is no
cabal....
Quote #539 <Wikipedian1> erm... can't you go to #wikipedia-flame or elsewhere? <Wikipedian2> there's a room for arguments!? <Wikipedian1> dunno, but this room definitely isn't one <Wikipedian2> nobody's in that room
Quote #540 * MessedRocker is going on an AOL survey: how much AOL edits are vandalism? <Deco_admin> MessedRocker: Including or excluding accounts created by AOL users? <MessedRocker> deco: Anonymous AOL only <MessedRocker> People without the balls to attach a name to their edits :D <Voice-of-All> Or attach balls to their edits :D
Quote #541 -!- Aldo [n=chatzill@xxx] has joined #mediawiki < StoneCypher> huhu < Aldo> hello * robchurch puts on his "hello newbies, I don't bite" t-shirt < Aldo> does anyone know where does the wiki get the login auth * StoneCypher watches robchurch bite newbies anyway, and considers getting him some barbeque sauce < StoneCypher> they need flavor, for god's sake < Aldo> ok fuck you -!- Aldo [n=chatzill@xxx] has quit [Client Quit] < StoneCypher> *blinks* < StoneCypher> what was that about? < brion> ... < StoneCypher> like what, he's offended that I suggest a satisfying marinade?
Quote #542
<karynn> hey, can someone please implement Special:ElectroshockUser for me?
<HardDisk_WP> LOL
<robchurch> It's planned for 1.8, I swear.
<robchurch> We're having trouble convincing people to install the ActiveX
control and hook the tinfoil up to their genitals.
Quote #543 <Sasquatch> this is where you suck up to robchurch <robchurch> it's not hard <robchurch> praise my features <Sasquatch> robchurch: why what a nice ass you have. <robchurch> SOFTWARE FEATURES
Quote #544 <morwen> i haven't had anything on [[m:Bash]] for a while <morwen> i must have stopped being funny <morwen> someone tell me something funny to say * Werdna has nothing on m:Bash <morwen> ooh, i know a joke i can tell <morwen> 1: my dog has no ears. 2: how does it hear? 1: terrible <morwen> 1: my dog has no legs. 2: how does it walk? 1: terrible * tomf688 has joined #wikipedia <Dragonfly6-7> My dog has no skin. How does it feel? Terrible. <morwen> 1: my dog has no nose. 2: how does it smell? 1: IT CAN'T SMELL IT HAS NO NOSE YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD
Quote #545
<brion> been getting up at 7am all week so i have a chance to try jogging
before the sun scorches all life from the earth
<brion> end up tired early as a result
<brion> but it's probably good for me
<robchurch> ...jogging?
<robchurch> as in, exercise
<robchurch> you're EXERCISING
<brion> yeah it's this thing i heard of
<robchurch> you...you...physical exertion?
<robchurch> i
<brion> it's weird
<brion> it doesn't involve computers at all
<robchurch> muscular pain
<robchurch> exhaustion
<robchurch> hunger
<robchurch> wait a minute, i know that sensation
<robchurch> so exercise is like installing Windows ME
<brion> yes
Quote #546 <Where|everywhere> Cyde: where is Cydebot? <Cyde> Where|everywhere: I dunno where my server is. <Where|everywhere> Cyde: :( <Cyde> Power outage around here most likely. <Kylu> did you check under the bed?
Quote #547
<SethIlys> My cat's breath smells like cat food.
<SethIlys> Which, incidentally, is an anagram for: "Myself, I am the castrated
bollocks."
Quote #548
<mindspillage> op around? He's been flooding tons of channels.
<Bacta> no i haven't
<Bacta> i've never flooded in my LIFE
<mindspillage> Uh-huh.
<-- Bacta has quit (Excess Flood)
Quote #549
* Ceiling_Kanye watches bishonen but wonders if she cares about black people
* Ceiling_avisodomy has joined #wikipedia
<Raul654> Ceiling_Kayne - Bishonen is swedish. She's never seen a black person
except on TV
* Raul654 ducks
* Ceiling_avisodomy takes Raul654 up on that offer
Quote #550
<KimmoA> All girls must be fucked up in their heads or something.
<bumm13> KimmoA: that's not very nice
<Linuxbeak> KimmoA: I found that out the hard way today
<KimmoA> But oh so true...
<AdamBishop> but it's true!
* Linuxbeak will third that
<CableModem> Linuxbeak: What happened?
<darkaudit> KimmoA: You're *just* figuring that out? :)
<Linuxbeak> CableModem: My girlfriend is unhappy. I think she's getting bored
of me.
<KimmoA> Please hurry up with those life-like fembots...
<CableModem> O_o
<bumm13> I agree, though, that many females are headcases
<CableModem> You? Boring? Never!
<Zscout370> :(
<KimmoA> darkaudit: No, but I am getting sure of it.
<CableModem> Linuxbeak: Do something exciting! Go flying!
<bumm13> Zscout370: not all of them :)
<CableModem> Or sky diving!
<CableModem> :D
<Pilotguy> sky diving o_o
<KimmoA> Those things cost money and are dangerous.
<Zscout370> CableModem: Linuxbeak is a pilot, IIRC
<KimmoA> It's like begging to become a blob of guts and blood.
<CableModem> If at first you don't succude... Maybe skydivings not for you.
<CableModem> Zscout370: Why do you think I sugguested to go flying?
<Zscout370> CableModem: ah
<CableModem> :)
<Zscout370> maybe just do some of the things that the SO wants to do
<Zscout370> movies, dinners, shopping trips
<CableModem> like, go shopping or something.
<KimmoA> SO?
<CableModem> Significant other
<Linuxbeak> significant other
<Zscout370> significant other
<CableModem> pwnt.
<KimmoA> :S
<CableModem> I own you all. bwhaha.
* CableModem is the champion.
<bumm13> significant mother
<CableModem> What the fuCK?!
* bumm13 ducks
<geniice> realtionship advice from wikipedians
<CableModem> O_O
<CableModem> :>
<geniice> Oh dear
<Linuxbeak> geniice: I demand only the best.
<Zscout370> geniice: the best in the world
<darkaudit> '''Speedy Delete'''
Quote #551
<Mike_H> These users are being uncivil and corrupt! Suggest to me another
way to get the word out about this! IRC? Oh, wait, I got banned from
IRC! - Kookykman|(t)e 17:16, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
<Mike_H> wow
* Mike_H calls the waaaaambulance
Quote #552
<TimStarling> does PHP have a way to call a static function of a polymorphic
object?
<hashar> last time I used polymorphism was in World of Warcraft, soo hmm I
dont know :)
Quote #553
<CableModem> I dont know! I live in fricken hawaii! All we have is fricken
asians!
<CableModem> And other people.
<CableModem> that I dont know the names of.
<CableModem> :<
Quote #554 <John_Cho> WELL WERDNA BANNED ME FROM WIKIPEDIA# <sonorous> I haev no idea what you're talking about with regards to "IRC-COPS" <icoN> its mostly because --> nalioth (i=nalioth@freenode/staff/ubuntu.member.nalioth) has joined #wikimedia-tech <John_Cho> FOR NO REASON <icoN> they dont have anything better to do <John_Cho> he banned me abuseivly <John_Cho> for no reason <sonorous> John_Cho: /quit <John_Cho> Werdna did <John_Cho> sonorous <John_Cho> why is this whole server <John_Cho> and #wikipedia in genera <Essjay> nalioth: Could you? <John_Cho> filled with pretentious, elitlist assholes <John_Cho> that wont give me the time of day? <Linuxbeak> Oh, he's in here, isn't he? <icoN> i dont really see why <icoN> the wikipedia irc --> sean_black (n=seanblac@wikipedia/Sean-Black) has joined #wikimedia-tech <John_Cho> [15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined # wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15: <John_Cho> [15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15: <John_Cho> [15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15:37] * sean_black has joined #wikimedia-tech[15: <-- John_Cho has quit (Excess Flood) <Werdna> owned.
Quote #555 <KimmoA> "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." <-- Wise words. <Dragonfly6-7> "Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced." <Improv> Any sufficiently advanced technology is i ndistinguishable from a sufficiently advanced technology :) <Dragonfly6-7> Any technology, no matter how advanced it is or isn't, is indistinguishable from magic to those who don't understand it. <JesseW> Any magic, if explained wrong, can be mistaken for technology... <Improv> Any sufficiently complex sentence is indistinguishable from gibberish to those who don't care to waste their time parsing it
Quote #556 <rvalles> Is swearing/cursing appropriate for this channel? <sean_black> rv: Fuck no <Dawson> Fuck no
Quote #557 <Mike_H> When Clinton denied having an affair with Flowers, she held a press conference in which she played tape recordings she claimed were of secretly recorded intimate phone calls with Clinton. Hillary Clinton, for the first time, made the media rounds to refute sexual allegations against her husband. When asked why Clinton and Flowers called each other "honey" in the tapes, Hillary explained that this was how people talked in Arkansas. <Mike_H> heh <Mike_H> that is kind of true, though <Mike_H> I call people "honey" a lot and I think it's just a Southern thing <spectie> thats pretty good <Mike_H> Northern people get offended. "Who are YOU and why are YOU calling me HONEY?" <Mike_H> and I'm like, "Sugar, calm down" <spectie> Mike_H, lol <spectie> HOT
Quote #558 <Mark_Ryan> for god's sake. someone's put the wtc/jews article up for deletion review, so the recent changes bot keeps tripping my autokick script.
Quote #559 <hamedog> hey hows server status <hamedog> ? <ThatSandersKid> It's still read only, hamedog. <Pegasus1138> hamedog, in short fucked <A_Man_In_Black> hame: BRION THE BARBARIAN is on the rampage. <hamedog> kk thans <hamedog> y what is Brion doing? =-= Mode #wikipedia +o brion by chanserv <Pegasus1138> and we're probably gonna lose 40 minutes worth of edits that happened before the servers were locked down =-= A_Man_In_Black was booted from #wikipedia by brion (brion) -->| A_Man_In_Black (n=AMIB@dialup-4.245.79.65.Dial1.StLouis1.Level3.net) has joined #wikipedia <A_Man_In_Black> I take it that this is critical commentary?
Quote #560
<Demi> Witch doctors are always prescribing ting tang walla walla bing bang and
stuff, never pseudoephedrine.
Quote #561 <Mike_H> sigh <Mike_H> my internets are acting up <Project2501a> is ther eanything like norton ghost, but under the GPL? <Shadow42> Probably the tubes are clogged <sean_black> Tubes are busted!
Quote #562 * Lady_Aleena is quarter lesbian. * Raul654 has the other three quarters of Aleena's lesbian <dysprosia> raul: what are you going to do with it? <Raul654> Dysp - good question. Having a lesbian around is like having an umbrella - you never know when you are going to need one but it comes in handy to have it when you do
Quote #563
* xrayvision_jesus wonders what kind of THAC0 the holy prepuce would have in a
DND game
<xrayvision_jesus> 'Holy Prepuce'
<xrayvision_jesus> The holy prepuce was an artifact sought by crusaders for
thousands of years. It is the foreskin removed from the baby jesus.
<xrayvision_jesus> Damage: 1-10 + 5
<xrayvision_jesus> Who can use it: May only be used by good characters
<xrayvision_jesus> Profeciences: Flail
<xrayvision_jesus> Special: x2 damage versus evil characters; x3 damage versus
the undead
<xrayvision_jesus> damage type: Crushing
Quote #564
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<DosBubba> Hello fellow lovers of freedom, for some reason I am being censored
from this room. Is the government involved?
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Quote #565
<CableModem> we feature everything from the shopping programs, to uh...
networking-themed porn.
<CableModem> O_o
<Shadow42> "Oh yes, insert your CAT5 cable into my span port"
<CableModem> :o
<Shadow42> 'Oh god, fragmentation! OH!"
Quote #566
<Raul654> Mindspillage - I kept hearing that Wikmiania was being done by the
"Berkman center" at harvard
<Raul654> well, I found something out this morning
<Raul654> the "Berkman center" is an institution, not a building
<Raul654> so I spent 90 minutes searching harvard campus for an
abstract concept
Quote #567
=-= Mode #wikipedia +o CableModem by chanserv
<Chairboy> The tree of #wikipedia must occasionally be watered with the blood
of trolls.
=-= Mode #wikipedia +b *!*@84-75-130-173.dclient.hispeed.ch by CableModem
=-= MrSassyPants was booted from #wikipedia by CableModem (Please come back
later)
Quote #568 <shadow42> FIRE IN THE HOLE! <anon32> ? * Backstretch ducks <anon32> lol.... when he was persuaded to wear a condom, STD rates went down 90% <shadow42> Who? <shadow42> Oh... <shadow42> Hey, fsck you <anon32> ...on windows it's chdisk <CQJ> fsck off and go cronjob your mother <CQJ> worthless bag of foo <anon32> ? <CQJ> :-) <torch> did I miss something again?
Quote #569 <Mike42_Away> "Low disk space on drive C" <Mark_Ryan> delete some porn
Quote #570
<Splarka> you want a paperclip? "Hello? I see you're trying to dominate the
world, would you like a quick tutorial?"
Quote #571
<Gau> My pokemon brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "wanna trade
cards?"
Damn right, I wanna trade cards; I can beat you, I've got Charizard
Quote #572 * cf has joined #mediawiki <cj> 1.7 requires php5 <cj> you folks are hard on us sarge users... <JeLuF> nono, you sarge users are hard to the civilized world
Quote #573 <Interiot> Abstract: what's your username? <Abstract> Abstract Idiot <Interiot> okay, guess I won't try to help, sorry <Scott5114> No, that's their username, "Abstract Idiot" <Interiot> it is?
Quote #574
<CableModem> Still haven't figured out how to get the chicks at school to do
their thing.
<Slowking_Man> Tell them you're a Wikipedia editor.
<Slowking_Man> I get all the chicks that way.
<Luna-San> Hey, baby. Did you know I've got over a thousand vandal reverts?
<TehKewl1> recite wikipedia to them :D
<Luna-San> Hey, baby, did you know I've worked on over fifty spoken articles,
on Wikipedia?
<TehKewl1> hey baby check out my userpage
<The359> "Hey baby, that top is a bit redunt it, mind if I delete it?"
<TehKewl1> hey baby I set your pants up for speedy deletion
<Slowking_Man> Hey there, wanna create some stubs and watch them expand?
<The359> "Hey baby, let's do it like Wikipedia. I'd like to do you this way,
but this guy thinks this way is better, and this guy knows something
about this maneuver, so we're all just going to contribute to the sex"
<SoothingR> "Wanna merge your article into mine"
<CableModem> lets go do the village pump.
<CableModem> emphasis on pump
<Luna-San> [[Wikipedia:Village Pump/Positions]]
<The359> "Hey baby, I'll give you a medallion if you edit my zipper"
<Luna-San> Sooo... I heard you've got a blowjob barnstar? What's that like?
<CableModem> Are you "open source"?
<TehKewl1> so, wanna check out my commons
Quote #575 <The359> that was about as much fun as the "Anal Car Game" <The359> take a car, remove the manufacturer's name, replace with 'Anal' <The359> hilarity ensues <Luna-San> The Anal Accord? <Luna-San> The Anal Explorer? <Luna-San> The Anal *Expedition* <The359> Anal Charger <The359> Anal Excursion ;) <TehKewl1> anal trigger <CableModem> Anal FOcus? <Scott5114> Anal Cavalier <TehKewl1> anal kong <The359> Anal Ram <CableModem> ANal Land cruiser <Scott5114> Anal Nova <CableModem> anal galaxy <The359> Anal Spirit <CableModem> anal rover?
Quote #576 <Vague_Rant> I hate when midgets like go to shake your hand and shit. <Vague_Rant> But they can't reach so they just start jerking you off.
Quote #577 <Vague_Rant> Raul is a man's man. <Vague_Rant> I bet Raul was born with a beard.
Quote #578 * keitei adds [[Bob the Builder]] to her watchlist <Slowking_Man> Can we fix it? <keitei> YES WE CAN!
Quote #579
<Luna-San> They're going *Super Saiyan*
* CableModem goes super saiyan.
<CableModem> Per request.
<Slowking_Man> YEARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-!- mode/#wikipedia [+o Slowking_Man] by ChanServ
<@Slowking_Man> MY POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000
<Slowking_Man> I will destroy you, after a lengthy three-episode discourse on
why we are fighting
<Slowking_Man> In case anyone wasn't watching the last hundred episodes
Quote #580 <Slowking_Man> Uh, unauthorized bots should be blocked on sight <Bastique> Slowking_Man: Willy on Wheels is unauthorized no matter what
Quote #581 <xxxxxxxxxx> raul654, did you have a goatee for half of wikimania? * Slowking_Man read that as "have a goatse" * Slowking_Man needs to get out more
Quote #582
<Vague_Rant> So my brother just walked in here to show me the two new pairs of
underpants he bought.
<Mark_Ryan> Vague_Rant, what brand were they?
<Vague_Rant> I think Rio, but I was kind if in shock, so I'm not sure.
<Vague_Rant> I just stared at him until he walked away.
<Mark_Ryan> how did that make you feel?
<Vague_Rant> ...?
<Mark_Ryan> It made you feel confused?
<Vague_Rant> No, you did.
Quote #583
<yurikbot> brion, what would you say if henna and i tried to rewrite
special:login?
<brion> yurikbot: i would say i love you both and want to have your little bot
babies
<yurikbot> henna, we are in :)
Quote #584 <Kipcool> Whellotukaze. <Wytukaze> Kheypcool.
Quote #585 <Michaelas10> Feel free to vandalise User:Michaelas10 <Michaelas10> I just don't care <CXI> throw yo' userpage in the air <Michaelas10> ? <CXI> and wave it like yo' just don't care <sean_black> word <Michaelas10> What word?
Quote #586 <TimStarling> globals are magical structures, like little winged monkeys that fly your data from wherever it is generated to wherever it is needed
Quote #587 <presroi> every time you use the 4letter-word on wikipedia, god kills a kitten <shimgray> what, "wiki"? <presroi> there goes another kitten <shimgray> oh noes
Quote #588 <name removed> mediawiki is the biggest piece of shit <hyla> are you being forced to use it? <name removed> yes <RedACE> at gun point? <name removed> yes <RedACE> I have your ip <RedACE> I will call the police and save you
Quote #589 --> Jarih (n=sweetrea@<hostname>) has joined #wikipedia-en <Shanel> :D <Jarih> :D <Werdna> :D <MessedRocker> :D <Mike_H> :D <nncruft> delete <Werdna> alright, that is so [[m:Bash]]ed
Quote #590 <Golbez> i found it amusing that we have our first major hispanic hurricane <Golbez> well <Golbez> it's just a tropical storm right now <Golbez> but katrina was a tropical storm once too ! <morwen> what a country is america! even mexicans can become hurricanes! <Golbez> yes, i trotted out an old classic cuz that was a great line. <Golbez> but before it can do any work, ernesto has to fight his way north. <Golbez> and the people up north? they don't like ernesto. <Golbez> they don't want ernesto. they want ernesto to go home. <Golbez> because ernesto will destroy many roofs, and then we'll want all that cheap mexican labor!
Quote #591 < neo0983> unix/linux updates usually dont require a reboot < neo0983> for whatever reason osx demands one after any update < shadow42> neo0983: Except kernel upgrades < neo0983> yes < mavhc> it's easier to tell the user to reboot than to bother restarting all the processes that need it < OrbitOne> Neo: You can also skip the updates if you have a stable system < neo0983> they are automatic < neo0983> we have tried turning them off < OrbitOne> turn them off < neo0983> they still happen < OrbitOne> Then you didnt turn them off
Quote #592 <szyslak> an anon on [[Talk:Snakes on a Plane]] said "I've had it with these motherfucking edit wars on this motherfucking encyclopedia"
Quote #593 * TehKewl1 want's a partner in life, but needs to find something in common, preferably not gender :P
Quote #594 <ShakespeareFan00> What's the next big milestone? <Werdna> sex in space :D <shadow42> Hahahaha <ShakespeareFan00> (In terms of Wikipedia milestones !) <shadow42> I'll bet it'll be done before 2030 <shadow42> Wikipedian sex in space <ShakespeareFan00> Shadow42: Define 'space' <shadow42> Outer space, what else? <shadow42> Mainspace? <shadow42> "Oh yeah, edit me all night long..." <Werdna> shadow42, projectspace
Quote #595 ( Splarka ) $ start fire ( Splarka ) no matches found ( Duesentrieb ) heh
Quote #596 <-- Tony_Sidaway has left freenode (Read error: 113 (No route to host)) <Chairboy> I guess all roads do not, in fact, lead to Tony. <Kylu> nah, they all lead to SPUI
Quote #597 * LeBron tells a GFDL story to Shanel. <Shanel> ooh, story! * Shanel sits on the carpet <LeBron> Once upon a time there was a not-so-tall-and-a-bit-chubby prince called jimbo. <LeBron> Nahh, you know that one already. <Shanel> But I like that story :( <LeBron> Ok so let's start when the hero fights the Sanger hydra on /. <Shanel> yaay! <LeBron> Many fights were fought on the /. field. <LeBron> Few emerged unscathed from there. <LeBron> Even the bravest suffered defeat on /. * Shanel is wide-eyed O_O <LeBron> Yet when the Hydra Sanger came to attack, our noble hero did not wince. <LeBron> He took his qwerty-keyboard and went. <LeBron> The fight was gruesome, the hero suffered infamous attacks. <LeBron> At one point people sought he was about to collapse under the fearsome rants of the Hydra. <LeBron> Yet behind him, an army of faithful knew he wasn't about to fail. <LeBron> And he recalled that support and fought harder, and harder. <Shanel> And what happened next? O_O <LeBron> He called for the help of the Great Wikimedian Community. <LeBron> Err Fellowship even, |<-- Ydam has left freenode () <LeBron> That name was seldom called and it's power was renowned thru time and cyberspace. -->| AnyFile (n=AnyFile@host6-137.pool870.interbusiness.it) has joined #wikimedia <LeBron> With the Fellowship standing by his side, the gentle not-so-tall hero defeated the Hydra and its army of trolls. <LeBron> Victory was at hands. <Shanel> yaay! * guillom wants another story <LeBron> With one sole stroke of keyboard, J. was the Victor. <LeBron> And the knowledge will be freed from Hydra. <LeBron> It lacks music.
Quote #598 <davidstrauss> Getting stalked is like having your userpage on someone's real-life watchlist :-)
Quote #599 <lokkor> I said i wanted to see the pics of tht chick who uploaded pics of herself naked <lokkor> even though nudity is part of human life <lokkor> totally natural i say <geniice> err that wasn't a chick
Quote #600 <Nilfanion> what happen? <RattleMan> Someone set us up the tropical cyclone <Nilfanion> main NHC turn on :P <RattleMan> It's you !! <Nilfanion> How are you Avila!! <Nilfanion> All your tropical cyclone are belong to us <Nilfanion> You are on the way to retirement <RattleMan> What you say !! <Nilfanion> You have no chance to survive make your forecast <Nilfanion> HAHAHAHA <RattleMan> <Titoxd> Captain !! <RattleMan> Take off every Hurricane Hunter !! <RattleMan> You know what you doing <RattleMan> Move 'Hurricane Hunter' <RattleMan> FOR GREAT JUSTICE
Quote #601
< wikibugs> (modified) Maybe... -
< wikibugs> (RESOLVED) Search Help: and Manual: namespaces on mediawiki.org by -
http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=7229
< wikibugs> (RESOLVED) Add new variable NAMESPACEE for encoded namespace (like -
http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=3831
< wikibugs> (modified) Diff from an oldid to the current version -
http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=6873
< wikibugs> (modified) BiDi issues related to the "In other language" section -
http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=3953
< wikibugs> (modified) MediaWiki allows characters in the U+0080 to U+009F range
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< wikibugs> (NEW) Full history export on pl.wikipedia doesn't work with -
< wikibugs> (NEW) Provide a special page for external links -
http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=4051
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Quote #602 * Hellfire1010101 convined boss to buy him dual monitors months ago... <Hellfire1010101> convinced* <CableModem> DUAL MONITORS! <CableModem> LOL <CableModem> one boob on each screen?
Quote #603
<Daniel-Bryant> "What should Steve Irwin have worn to protect him against the
stingray"
<Daniel-Bryant> ?
<CableModem> chain mail?
<Daniel-Bryant> Sunscreen, cos it protects against harmful rays
Quote #604 <Dcoetzee> CableModem95: Why not do a quick format? <CableModem95> necause its new <frostburn> lol. <CableModem95> and I want to make sure its nice n clean <CableModem95> :) <Dcoetzee> ... <frostburn> ... <CableModem95> ... <quabuaack> ... <keitei> ... <CableModem95> thats m:bashed.
Quote #605 <WRYYYYYYYYmann> Sometimes the internet touches me in ways that make me feel uncomfortable.
Quote #606 * Flood_of_SYNs__ has joined #wikipedia * Raul654 is now known as Flood_Of_SYNACKS <Flood_Of_SYNACKS> Flood_Of_SYNs - NOW WE END THIS <Flood_Of_SYNACKS> LET THIS BE OUR FINAL BATTLE <Flood_Of_SYNACKS> (queue the mortal combat theme) <Flood_of_SYNs__> >.> <Flood_Of_SYNACKS> <.<
Quote #607 <Eloquence> then again .. gay midget porn rulez!
Quote #608 <Evil_Monkey> Wikipedia goes down more often than Jenna Jameson :-P
Quote #609
<Werdna> When all is said and done on Wikipedia, a hell of a lot more is said
than done.
Quote #610 <xxxxxxxx> eep <Werdna> meep <jasabella> beep <NotACow> fweep <jasabella> jeep <jasabella> weep <Ali_K> queep <jasabella> bleep <Dcoetzee> peep <JapaneseModem> geep <Dcoetzee> heap <Zero1328> keep <Werdna> '''Delete''' nn cruft ~~~~
Quote #611 * JapaneseModem is watching the matrix * Shadow42 OWNS the matrix * Lr5 is playing RuneScape * TonySt has a life
Quote #612 <chowbok> What's an "almost monopoly"? Is that like "slightly pregnant"?
Quote #613 <jasabella> i wish i had my camera today <jasabella> i saw two pigeons mating!
Quote #614
* jasabella gives deepshuck a backrub using her toilet brush
<Vague_Rant> Toilet brushes are like the most disgusting thing out.
<Vague_Rant> I would sooner hang out with used condoms and douche bags.
<Vague_Rant> I tried a flavored condom one time.
<Vague_Rant> But like ... they must have left the flavor out or something.
<Vague_Rant> Because it tasted like rubber.
<Slowking_Man> It was rubber flavored.
<Vague_Rant> The weird thing is, it had a dam to go with it.
<Vague_Rant> And the dam didn't have any flavor either.
<Slowking_Man> So, were you just, like, trying this on yourself, or what?
<Vague_Rant> I didn't ... I can't ...
<Vague_Rant> [[Autofellatio]]
<jasabella> "i can't" means "i've tried but have yet to succeed...
if i could i would"
Quote #615
<deepshuck> see also: Hillary Clinton
<Kazan> yeah.. hillary is right-of-center and can go to hell
<Vague_Rant> Hillary is a fucking bitch, everyone I know is like,
"I hope Hillary gets in."
<Vague_Rant> And I'm like, "I hope I get in ... your mom."
Quote #616
from #wikimedia-commons:
( Nilfanion ) {{PD-Magic}}: This image is ineligible for copyright and
therefore is in the public domain, because it consists entirely of information
created by magic.
( Nilfanion ) :)
( bastique ) Hurrah!
( bastique ) We should create that template.
Quote #617 <ElNino^> Why the fuck is Bambi a male in the cartoon but a female in porno?
Quote #618 <[a]freebsd_fan> goes to prove cia owns freenode too <[a]freebsd_fan> :P <[a]freebsd_fan> super lamers * [a]freebsd_fan vanished Golbez has kicked [a]freebsd_fan from #wikipedia ( k) [a]freebsd_fan (n=ebola@catagiuri305.giuri.unige.it) has joined #wikipedia <Golbez> i swear i type /kb <OskarS> SushiGeek: many undercover agents in #wikipedia, is it? <OskarS> :P <Golbez> oh well i'll get it right next time <sean_black> The CIA owns FreeNode because we don't think everyone on the planet shares the same opinion... <Naconkantari> omg do a channel clear <SushiGeek> OskarS: yes definitely --- ChanServ gives channel operator status to ambi2 --- Golbez removes channel operator status from [a]freebsd_fan --- Golbez sets ban on *!*n*ebola@*.giuri.unige.it Golbez has kicked [a]freebsd_fan from #wikipedia ( if the cia owns freenode then zomg YOU ARE ON OUR LIST YOUNG MAN)
Quote #619 <MessedRocker> Eloquence and Mindspillage could have a merger. <MessedRocker> Erikat Walsher. <Eloquence> I think Gmaxwell would object to that :) <mindspillage> MessedRocker, I'm afraid Greg might object. :-) <mindspillage> Damn, it's happening already.
Quote #620 * Daniel.Bryant is now known as Wikipedia * Wikipedia is a joke <Wikipedia> wtf <Wikipedia> wait <Wikipedia> that didnt work <Wikipedia> omg, you cant have : in your nickname <Wikipedia> Wikipedia:Requests for comment/Konstable <-- joke* <Wikipedia> that's what I *meant* to have said...
Quote #621 * [[Croesus]] listens to the mic implanted in Sean's womb <sean_black> my womb is pumping yo
Quote #622 <Daniel-Bryant> wow, John Howard has been the member for Bennelong since 1974 <jasabella> Benn-e-long time eh?
Quote #623 <BalthCat> Now the tart's was trying to sit on my mouse
Quote #624 <Warm_fuzzies> I for one welcome our new sexually transmitted overlords
Quote #625 <nenolod_> all of you people just need to go out on a date with ChanServ <nenolod_> ;p <nenolod_> CHANSERV WILL SATISFY ALL OF YOUR DESIRES <Dcoetzee> nenolod_: ChanServ is hot <Werdna> lolz <CableModem> wtf? <Werdna> <nenolod_> 100% of Werdna everywhere agree: ChanServ is a slut. (#EpstoNET, vps.epstone.net) <twincest> nenolod: you look like a hamster and your feet have a confounding shape <Dcoetzee> It sent me its pic once, I was like wow. <nenolod_> Werdna: that's three networks this conversation is now on ;p <CableModem> LOL <CableModem> chanserv is a slut! lol! <Dcoetzee> ChanServ is not a slut, it's arrogant as hell. <Dcoetzee> Everybody talks to it. <Dcoetzee> It just ignores them. * Werdna giggles <Dcoetzee> You ask for help, you get the same shit every time. <CableModem> haha. <bumm13> :# <Ssha> CableModem: What? <Dcoetzee> Once, I was like, register this identity! <CableModem> huh? <CableModem> yeah <Dcoetzee> And it like, screw you, it's taken.
Quote #626
<Gwern> when I was working on Helpdesk-l, we literally got emails telling us
that we accidentally left our articles publicly editable.
Quote #627 <Vague_Rant> Does anyone else giggle when they read the phrase "organ swells". <Vague_Rant> With regards to music.
Quote #628
<kaiti> lmao, if you search for "porn" in Windows XP's Help and Support
program, it recommends the article on how to use Internet Explorer
Quote #629 <domas> our alexa traffic rank today is #12 <domas> we've never been there <Submarine> domas, Is that why the servers are overloaded? !-= <domas> no <domas> servers are overloaded because we run crappy software on them <domas> users are served from alien base in mars <domas> using faster-than-light communications <domas> with earth base in lithuania
Quote #630
* Mike42 is down to 60 *meg* free, should probably delete some pr0n
<Naconkantari> Mike42: nah, there's probably some junk in the WINDOWS folder
that is OK to delete
* Mike42 opens it up
<Slowking_Man> lol windoze
<Mike42> what does kernel32.dll do, is it important? :P
<kylu> nah, delete it
<Cyraq> Mike42: THAT'S A VIRUS!
<Naconkantari> Mike42: i think it makes popcorn
<kylu> (and with these kinds of responses, mike realizes that it is, yes,
an important file.)
Quote #631 <Vague_Rant> I hate myspace. <Vague_Rant> I am nauseated by it. <Vague_Rant> I have some dumb bitch telling me to read hers. <Vague_Rant> And I'm like, "Fuck off, your friends are ugly."
Quote #632 <Vague_Rant> I was Barney one time. <Vague_Rant> Then I killed myself. <Vague_Rant> I was reincarnated as the Bear in the Big Blue House. <Vague_Rant> Did you know he's Jewish? <Vague_Rant> I was so pissed at my bad luck that I did wtc.
Quote #633 <Phroziac> omfg, my mom is such a snoop <Phroziac> she thinks i want to be a shemale <Phroziac> because i'm listed as one on....i assume she looked at encyclopedia dramatica <Phroziac> i didn't fucking put it there
Quote #634 <SuisuiInai> happy mediawiki1.8 <Linuxbeak> \o/ <Datrio> happy mediawiki1.8 to you <Datrio> happy mediawiki1.8 to you <Datrio> happy mediawiki1.8 to wikimedia <Datrio> happy mediawiki1.8 to you <Datrio> ... <Datrio> wait, what do you mean, mediawiki1.8? <Datrio> I installed 1.7 yesterday <Datrio> 1.8.0 2006-10-10 <Datrio> ok <Datrio> I'm pissed <Linuxbeak> owned.
Quote #635 <Slowking_Man> Linuxbeak did WTC <Naconkantari> omg not linxubeak! <Dragonfly6-7> don't be ridiculous. <Dragonfly6-7> Linuxbeak attacked the Pentagon. <bastique|busy> Linuxbeak did Oklahoma City <Nilfanion> Linuxbeak did the Reichstag? *time passes* <bastique|busy> Who was asking about Pilotguy? <bastique|busy> Well, now we know it wasn't him <Dragonfly6-7> who was it, then? <bastique|busy> Still could have been Linuxbeak
Quote #636 <Vague_Rant> I smoked salmon one time. <Vague_Rant> I was out of it for days.
Quote #637
<JesseW> Slowking_Man: btw, *you* are the first entry in [[Special:Log]],
you know.
<sean_black> I was the first entry in your mom.
Quote #638 <Anthere> hello <timichal> any news from the cabal, Ant? <Improv> timichal: Anthere's Cabalmodem is offline <brion> doesn't she have boardband?
Quote #639
<DavidGerard> personally, I agree with everything DavidGerard says and think you
should all stfu.
<DavidGerard> we can vote on it.
<DavidGerard> I agree too.
Quote #640 <ViciousGuy> Do any of you know of someone who was in a 7-11 when it was robbed? <deepshuck> or a 9-11 when it was WTCed
Quote #641 <SushiGeek> the Cardinals are capable of choking, trust me over an hour later... <SushiGeek> ...23-24. told ya so
Quote #642
<Lunaway> You know you've got too many tabs open when you manage to
edit-conflict yourself.
Quote #643
<Slowking_Man> I have had dreams about editing Wikipedia, though, so take that
as you may.
<Zero1328> I've had one dream about editing Wikipedia, and it was pretty scary
<Zero1328> Every time I made an edit I got an edit conflict. I couldn't make any
changes at all
Quote #644 <Shadow42> bastique: They're raping my sprinklers!
Quote #645 <Snurks> holy god they're making a The Little Mermaid III <MessedRawker> featuring a dead horse as a new co-star right?
Quote #646 <A_Man_In_Black> CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME
Quote #647 <WIKIDEFCON> It's like Nirvana, but butter <WIKIDEFCON> better, even :)(
Quote #648
<Nilfanion> wait... i thought this was a cabal not a soap :/
<Slowking_Man> "Will Sean Black block Mindspillage? And will Raul take the
bribe and checkuser the IP that left a love letter on Angela's
Talk page? Find out on the next...As the Wiki Turns."
<yawa|nelg> Slowking_Man: owww I hate cliff hangers! Wont be able to sleep
now...
<Doc_glasgow> alternatively it will be 'Will Kelly Martin's plot for
wiki-domination suceed? Does MONGO really control the CIA?
Or could it be that Jimbo will be ousted in a pro-userbox coup?
Tune in next week, for the next paranoid adventure on wikipedia
Quote #649
<AppleBoy> ok, I need to make an argument, english class essay. it can be
about health/nutrition, media violence and responsibility, or
marriage and divorce
<AppleBoy> it can be anything about them
<CableModem> gay maarriage
<AppleBoy> now, I want to make the most obsurd claim ever in my essay
<AppleBoy> what should my claim be?
<Gwern> gayness is infectious
<sean_black> gay miscarriage?
<CableModem> gay marrage is good?
<Gwern> if kids see people being gay, they will imitate them
<AppleBoy> besides gay/lesbian marriage
<Slowking_Man> Well, we know what this channel thinks about
Quote #650 (CableModem): o_o (CableModem): evulva.com? (keitei): e-vulva (keitei): asdfsfafdfjdskjg (CableModem): o_O (keitei): curse you CableModem (CableModem): what? (CableModem): What did I do? O-:) (sean_black): It's catchier (keitei): bad things * CableModem polishes his halo. (Gwern): CableModem: curse your sudden but inevitable slapping and betrayal of myself! (CableModem): yay! (sean_black): I mean.. who would visit "Electronic Female Genitalia.com" ? (keitei): adksfjsjdfhsdkf (CableModem): lol (Gwern): Hmm... (Gwern): sounds promising. (CableModem): asdfjk;k;lkasfj;slkdjf;sdkljf * keitei [[home row]]s in disgust (Gwern): CableModem: your ideas intrigue me. Tell me more. (CableModem): sadf, ;kl;lkkjjj!! * sean_black subscribes to Gwern's newsletter (Gwern): CableModem: but have you considered wtwttatwdianodcaisn9? (CableModem): lkj? (Gwern): bty (CableModem): ljkashweru, zzxcfghawd, wqej. (Ryulong): eeek skkkk'k eeesqueek? (Gwern): ah, but wertasdassdcdppii``kj`~ddfdbnnandpoiul & ^^$% (CableModem): jjjjjjja mmmmmqqq!!! D:< (keitei): ijasudh sj serw ojsdfuhus erwjsdf sduierwe shdfhuer keitei): o_o (CableModem): lksd! (Gwern): dang. askjbhcsdlvkn [opj][]]]}} just doesn't work. I concede, CableModem
Quote #651
<TehKewl1> then you'll have a reason to come to australia CableModem
<CableModem> dandedong!
<TehKewl1> mount dandenong?
<CableModem> dandedong!
<Mike42> nono, *mount* damndenong
<Mike42> Dandenong is completely different
<CableModem> damn de dong>
<Mike42> ..like 40km away and full of vandals and druggos
<CableModem> LOL
<CableModem> i wanna go there
<Mike42> *Dandenong
<CableModem> dandedong!
<Mike42> Willy on Wheels prolly lives in Dande{n|d}ong
<CableModem> lolol
<Slowking_Man> lol dongs
<TehKewl1> lol dongs did wtc
<TehKewl1> dongs with wings and jet engines attached
<Mike42> Dongs with wings?!!/
<TehKewl1> this doesnt look good
<Mike42> more like dongs on wheels!
<CableModem> dongs on wheels
<TehKewl1> dongs on wheels did wtc
* Mike42 still thinks WoW lives in dandednong, it shows
Quote #652 <TehKewl1> omgwtfbbqlolaslsendpixd00dipwntj00andj00arenolonger1337lolroflmaopwntpwnt <TehKewl1> I mean.... hi
Quote #653
from #wikipedia-en-admins
<ninjapancake> <-Name removed-> is the sockpuppet of a user who is a laywer
that he uses to add tidbits about sex to wikipedia.
<ninjapancake> like an article about anal beads.
<sean_black> yes
=-= Dragonfly6-7 has changed the topic to “Don't copy logs. It's not nice,
and people will take two aspirin and call you in the morning| There are too
many fair-use images on Wikipedia. Please help out at [[CAT:ORFU]] ,
[[CAT:NR]], [[CAT:NL]], [[CAT:NS]] and [[CAT:CRUFT]]. | Help develop [[m:IRC
guidelines]] | Default IP block behavior changing: http://tinyurl.com/yb6536
| Anyone from Toronto (Canada) - contact Tawker pls”
<bastique> Dragonfly6-7: oy
<Dragonfly6-7> thank you, thank you
<bastique> And what's going on with Tawker? Is he in jail in Toronto?
<sean_black> he needs bail money
<sean_black> pay him in anal beads
<bastique> sean_black: Don't make me laugh out loud at work
<AdamBishop> I am from Toronto
<bastique> AdamBishop: Would you bail Tawker out of jail?
<AdamBishop> how can I contact Tawker, he's not here
<AdamBishop> sure I guess
* FailureFox buys back manhatten
<bastique> Anyone from Toronto (Canada {not Alabama}) - contact Tawker pls
<FailureFox> with ANAL BEADS
<pgk> Phone around the local police stations
<Dragonfly6-7> contact Tawker with anal beads?
<sean_black> telephonic anus
<bastique> He got arrested for trying to pay a hotel bill in anal beads
<sean_black> reminds me of Get Smart
<sean_black> only if it was porn
<Dragonfly6-7> Agent 69
* sean_black calls up Hymie on the dildophone
Quote #654 * Some editor creates a bunch of [[Codename: Kids Next Door]] stubs * <Slowking_Man> Anyone know where he's copying those from? <Ryulong> oh jesus christ <Ryulong> IT'S K.N.D. C.R.U.F.T. <Ryulong> Craploads of Really Useless Factoids T...something
Quote #655
* Hint: look at the timestamps *
01:46 -!- TehKewl1 [n=Dark_Hom@wikipedia/tehkewl1] has left #wikipedia
["/me has been on irc too long"]
01:46 -!- TehKewl1 [n=Dark_Hom@wikipedia/tehkewl1] has joined #wikipedia
Quote #656
<wmarsh> Heh, I apparently violated the established protocol for editting a
page, established by editors of that page. The thing is, the page is
in my own userspace.
Quote #657 <Ryulong> why are we talking about gay cultural complexes? <sean_black> Because #wikipedia touches itself at night.
Quote #658 <Mike42> Mark_Ryan: Deon has AV, he's a #wikipedia-bootcamp op <Mark_Ryan> Mike42: is AV a type of STD?
Quote #659 <ice_cream> ok ok i'll chill
Quote #660
<publunch> Soak the flag in petrol and then stick it in a bottle, ignite, and
throw it at policemen. Perhaps that should be banned. But then
maybe that is banned already.
<publunch> I guess the problem is that fire and crowds aren't an easy combination.
<Luna-San> I think even the most policy-wonkish police will ascribe to WP:IAR,
once you're using incendiary weapons.
<Phroziac> Luna-San: i bet a few wikipedians wouldn't if they were police
<Phroziac> "omfg that's not illegal"
<Phroziac> "omfg they're just being bold"
<Luna-San> That's true. "I mean, really, John, there's nothing in WP:SHOOT
about this sort of situation."
<Luna-San> WikiProject Oh shit they're throwing molotov cocktails ooooh god it
burns put it out put it out aaaaaargh
Quote #661
<CoolFox> i wanna ban stupid people. from doing stupid things.
<wmarsh> if you banned stupid people from doing stupid things, 99% of the
internet would be impossible
<Luna-San> Wait, but isn't the internet *powered* by stupid people?
<CableModem> yeah, pretty much.
<Luna-San> I heard a rumor that Wikipedia's server farm is powered by setting a
bunch of kids up with giant hampster wheels and telling them their
garage band's article is up for AfD.
Quote #662
[21:15:56] * CableModem straps Luna-San to sevral estes rockets.
[21:16:06] (CableModem): 3! 2! 1! FOOOOOOOSSSSHHH!
[21:17:48] *** Luna-San (n=goodysan@unaffiliated/Luna-San) Quit
(Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer))
[21:18:16] *** Luna-San (n=goodysan@unaffiliated/Luna-San) has joined #wikipedia
[21:20:55] * Luna-San stabs CableModem
[21:21:12] (Luna-San): ur testes rkts blew me off teh srvr :<
[21:22:38] (CableModem): Luna-San: Hahahaha
[21:22:42] (Luna-San): :)
Quote #663
<Gwern_> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&
user=Jimbo+Wales&page= <--- whoa! what's Jimbo been up to?
<Slowking_Man> Gwern_: He's gone rouge!
<Zscout370> Slowking_Man: ah, he deleted a lot of articles about persons who
might have allifiations with the mafia
<Gwern_> Zscout370: ah. mob pressure
<Gwern_> say no
<Gwern_> "It would be a terrible thing if youse servers got roughed up and
their cords plugged out"
<Gwern_> "you don't want we should resort to less civilized measures"
Quote #664
<centrx> it's because we need more specific language, like penis-human and
vagina-human and masculine-human and feminine-human
<justlee> Not really. Penis human indeed, though i have known quite a few people
who were dicks.
<MessedRocker> to distinguish people who are socially male/female and who are
physiologically male/female
<sean_black> you aren't thinking of this in the context of Wikipedia. To do that,
you only need to answer one question: Can Pokemon get sex changes?
Quote #665 <Alkivar> i'm finally done watching bleach <Alkivar> it took me 5 days ... but i've finally watched 103 episodes! <kylu> an anime about laundary? man, how lame <kylu> next you'll tell me there's a series about Air.
Quote #666 <Dragonfly6-7> Slowking_Man - what exactly is Krystiandl trying to say? <Slowking_Man> Beats me. <Luna-San> I can't figure it, either. <Luna-San> I'm tempted to just decline with "Not a reason for unblocking." <Dragonfly6-7> or possibly "huh?" <Pilotguy> or better yet, "go away" <sean_black> what he's trying to say is that admins are educated stupid <sean_black> because they deny the god truth of cubic time <Slowking_Man> dammnable academic singularity <Dragonfly6-7> EDUCATED STUPID
Quote #667 <crazytales56297> * Received a CTCP HELLO PLEASE DIE from vxpx <crazytales56297> >vxpx< CTCP NO I DO NOT INTEND TO, THANK YOU
Quote #668
<Doc_glasgow> WTF? Doc glasgow is turning into a process wonk!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/
Paraphysics
<Doc_glasgow> PROCESS IS IMPORTANT!
<suu> PROCESS IS IMPORTANT
* Gurch wonks a process
* Doc_glasgow processes a wonk
<Gurch> that's actually illegal in 17 states
<Doc_glasgow> IAR!
<Gurch> if jimbo calls something as nonsense on a stick, I'm not going to
object :)
<Doc_glasgow> Gunrch: had Jimbo nukedit - I wouldn't have objected, but he
didn't
* Doc_glasgow coins a new wiki-word nukedit
<Doc_glasgow> nuk-edit
<suu> wonking a process is illegal in two cities in the US
Quote #669
<TehKewl1> and how do the XChat team get away with violating the GPL?
<Mike42> TehKewl1: They do, only because nobody has the monet to sue them
over it, and because if anyone sued and lost it would be the end
of the GPL. Period. == bad
<kylu> Mike42: no monet because they're baroque, right?
Quote #670 (CableModem): heheheheheheheheheh. (Andy123): <CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh. (CableModem): (Andy123): <CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.# (Andy123): <CableModem> (Andy123): <CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh. (CableModem): (Andy123): <CableModem> (Andy123): <CableModem> heheheheheheheheheh.# (sean_black): shut up, both of you
Quote #671
<CableModem> how do I create a username with that character?
<gurch> CableModem: I don't want you to try.
<CableModem> just enter in %EF%A3%BF?
<gurch> no
<CableModem> gurch: i'm gonna test it
<gurch> that wouldn't work
<CableModem> it wouldnt?
<gurch> that's just how it's encoded in the url
<gurch> since urls are restricted to ascii
<CableModem> damn. how the fck do I make it with the chunk?
<gurch> CableModem: I'm not going to tell you. WP:BEANS.
<Ssha> CableModem: Just ask her. Usually fat girls are keen for self esteem
boosts.
<Andy123> CableModem, no fscking
Quote #672 * CableModem is watching bleach * Slowking_Man is watching ammonia
Quote #673
>> Mode #wikipedia "+o Cowman109|Away" by ChanServ
< Mike42> pong
< gurch> nonono
< CableModem> ;ping
< sean_black> OMG THE BOT IS A CRAPFLOODER
< AntiSpamBot> pong
< gurch> you're supposed to say "ping" not "lol"
< gurch> ;ping
< AntiSpamBot> pong
<@Cowman109|Away> ...
< gurch> ;pong
< sean_black> ;pig
< Linuxbeak> ;ping
< Zscout370> misses
< AntiSpamBot> pong
< quabuaack> ;bing
<@Cowman109|Away> The opness is supposed to scare you guys.
< Linuxbeak> ;ping
< CableModem> ;ping
< Shadow42> WTF?
< AntiSpamBot> pong
< gurch> hahah
< AntiSpamBot> pong
< Linuxbeak> ;ping
< AntiSpamBot> pong
< Mike42> >:D
< gurch> "pig" ?
<@Cowman109|Away> And make you think I'm about to kick you.
< Mike42> quit it!
< gurch> PANG!
< quabuaack> bong
< bumm13> ^(")^
>> SignOff: dungodung ("Quit user this has!") [#wikipedia]
< Linuxbeak> lmao
< Shadow42> WHAT THE FSCK IS GOING ON?
>> Mode #wikipedia "+o Zscout370" by ChanServ
< gurch> pung
<@Zscout370> I can op too >.<
>> L3HB00TY is now known as _NoodlePowa
< gurch> ;ping
>> Kick for gurch by Cowman109|Away from #Wikipedia (pong)
Quote #674
<Slowking_Man> So, someone feel like move protecting my Talk page?
* Tawker 's new admin policy
* Tawker doesn't do any admin actions unless a link is provided
<Slowking_Man> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Slowking_Man
&action=protect :>
<karynn> Slowking_Man: why would you want your talk page protected? don't
you want people to talk to you?
<Luna-San> move protected
<Slowking_Man> Yes, I've decided I'm tired of explaining myself to people. :p
<centrx> but the secret is
<centrx> if you provide a link, Tawker will do /anything/
<Tawker> LOL
<centrx> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Main%20Page&action=delete
<Tawker> wait a second
<Tawker> I'm not doing that
<Slowking_Man> (cur) (last) 21:54, November 5, 2006 Betacommand
(Talk | contribs | block) m
(Protected User talk:Slowking Man [move=autoconfirmed]) :<
* Tawker full protected it
<centrx> wait I think something is broken with Tawker
<Slowking_Man> I wanted sysop :p
<Slowking_Man> And yeah, you overrode Tawker
* Tawker wheel wars w/ Betacommand over this :)
<Betacommand> fixed
<Slowking_Man> (cur) (last) 21:55, November 5, 2006 Betacommand
(Talk | contribs | block) m (Protected User talk:Slowking Man
[edit=sysop:move=sysop])
<Slowking_Man> ummmmm
<Tawker> http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Slowking_Man
&action=protect LOL
<Tawker> * 05:55, November 6, 2006 Betacommand (Talk | contribs | block)
protected User talk:Slowking Man ([edit=sysop:move=sysop])
<Tawker> * 05:55, November 6, 2006 Tawker (Talk | contribs | block)
protected User talk:Slowking Man (fix.... [move=sysop])
<Tawker> * 05:54, November 6, 2006 Betacommand (Talk | contribs | block)
protected User talk:Slowking Man ([move=autoconfirmed])
<Tawker> * 05:54, November 6, 2006 Tawker (Talk | contribs | block)
protected User talk:Slowking Man
(obvious move protect... [move=sysop])
<Slowking_Man> Yeah, um, Betacommand, you edit protected it
<Betacommand> make your mind up :)
* Slowking_Man calls Jimbo in to stop the developing wheel war :p
<Naconkantari> how many sysops does it take to move-protect a page?
<Naconkantari> three!
* Tawker issued another command again..........
<Tawker> lol
<Slowking_Man> Well, that took way more effort than it should have.
Quote #675
<J_Di> how long is hussein staying on the main page?
<sean_black> long enough for some to create an article on the
rope they're going to use to hang him with
Quote #676
14:25 <baa> # 22:23, 8 November 2006 Glen S (Talk | contribs | block)
blocked "Username Policy (contribs)" with an expiry time of
indefinite (Abuse of our Username policy)
Quote #677 * TehKewl1 is 17 <TehKewl1> I am teh old and teh responsiblzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Quote #678
<Luna-San> I've just run into a gang logo that is now officially available
under the terms of the GFDL.
<Luna-San> ...they don't seem very thuggish anymore
Quote #679 <gurch> oh <gurch> we have channel activity again <gurch> finally :) <Slowking_Man> we get signal <uuf> main gurch turn on <gurch> what happen? <eww> somebody set us up the cabal <uuf> you have no chance to Pathoschild make your time <eww> what you say?! * uuf notes that all your Pathoschild are belong to me <Pathoschild> You know what you doing. <eww> Take off every "ahem" <gurch> for great justice.
Quote #680 <kaiti> i went to read about chatzilla bugs <kaiti> and firefox crashed
Quote #681 GerardM> I do not want to know the number of edits that I have in total .. <NiklasNordblad> GerardM: why not? <GerardM> Sometimes I suppose I have a life as well :) <GerardM> and when you add all those edits it may prove to be a bit much <NiklasNordblad> editing is life :D GerardM> well then I have a life
Quote #682
( Werdnum ) [22:19] <CIA-1> werdna * r17609 /trunk/phase3/ (includes/Article.php languages/messages/MessagesEn.php):
Bloody hell, not another pretend feature]
( Werdnum ) [22:18] <CIA-1> werdna * r17608 /trunk/phase3/RELEASE-NOTES: * Add auto-summaries to blankings and large
removals without summaries.
( Werdnum ) no :-)
( twincest ) someone's trying to sound like Rob
( Werdnum ) what?
( brion ) whee
( Werdnum ) I'm from Australia
( Werdnum ) we use 'bloody hell' here, too.
( timichal ) everyone wants to be like Rob
( twincest ) yes, but most people don't use it like that in a commit message :)
( DarkoNeko ) haha
( Werdnum ) twincest: when you forget to include the actual patch in a commit twice in a day, it's fairly likely that
the odd 'bloody hell' may appear in the subsequent ones.
( brion ) :D
Quote #683 <Netsnipe> database locked <sean_black> so is your mom <Netsnipe> unlocked <sean_black> ... so is your mom :o <Netsnipe> sean_black: at least my mum isn't an open door like yours. <sean_black> OWNED
Quote #684
<Netsnipe> 12:36, October 21, 2006 Can't sleep, clown will eat me (Talk | contribs |
block) blocked "67.115.220.195 (contribs)" with an expiry time of
8.625 fortnights (repeated vandalism for several days - AO)
<sean_black> haha fortnights
* Netsnipe is never ceased to be amazed by CSCWEM's random block durations
<Netsnipe> on MediaWiki, is one month 30 or 31 days?
<sean_black> 28! Go February!
<Bastique|busy> Netsnipe: They're not random :)
<gurch> fortnights?
<gurch> lol
... time passes ...
<iD_J> You have been temporarily blocked </wiki/Wikipedia:Blocking_policy>
from editing for a period of Colour because of repeated vandalism to Wikipedia.
<Bastique|busy> o_O
<gurch> wha?
<gurch> it had better not say that
<iD_J> i messed up the warning...
<gurch> zomg
<Bastique|busy> iD_J: HAH
<gurch> lol
<gurch> how did "Colour" get in there?
<Bastique|busy> How many fortnights is a Colour?
Quote #685
<Vague_Rant> "It has been speculated by the art on Vinson Ngo's deviantART
account[2] that there will be other characters and cameos in
future strips."
<Vague_Rant> Gee. How exciting.
<Vague_Rant> What a piece of shit.
<wizardrydragon> Vanity pages ftw
<Vague_Rant> Although, I am impressed that his art has apparently gained
sentience.
<Vague_Rant> Better than can be said for the artist himself.
<Vague_Rant> Or whoever wrote this article.
Quote #686
cimon> seriously though, feeding reindeer shrooms and drinking the piss was an
excellent way to regularize the intake of a drug that was widely
variable in the natural substrate...
Quote #687
<gurch> 06:46, 16 November 2006 Centrx (Talk | contribs | block)
unprotected Anal sex
<gurch> yeah... you might wanna get some tests done
<gurch> for that matter
<gurch> 06:02, 16 November 2006 Centrx (Talk | contribs | block)
unprotected Fuck
<gurch> you may have caught something from that, as well
<Glen_S> unprotected anal sex???
<centrx> "feels better"
* gurch imagines the next entry in the deletion log
<gurch> Centrx (Talk | contribs | block) unprotected Anal sex
(and I enjoyed it!)
Quote #688
<Gurch> 13:47, 17 November 2006 Misza13 (Talk | contribs | block) blocked
"The Glen S username blocking championchips (contribs)"
with an expiry time of indefinite ({{UsernameBlocked|.}})
<Gurch> I guess that means you win? :P
<Misza13> probably
Quote #689
<Ulti> does wikipedia have some kind of automagic email invite system?
to send nice looking emails that say "Hello there X, Y has invited you
to join wikipedia to expand subject Z"
<rory096> Ulti: we dont usually promote email spam :o
<Ulti> but it would be cool to send an all official looking wikipedia email
<rory096> Ulti: true, but it could be used maliciously
<Ulti> if I email some awesome rad science guy they might miss forget my email,
but if they have a nice fancy one from wikipedia they might look at it more
<Gracenotes> Ulti: If I sent a just-text email claiming to be Ebay, people
might disregard it, but if I send a nice fancy one that looks
like it's from Ebay, they might give away their credit card
number...
<Gracenotes> To: Bob Something From: The Wikimedia Foundations
Bob, we encourage you to vandalize our pages. There has recently
been an influx of informed people at Wikipedia, and we would
appreciate a bit of drama. We're not getting enough publicity.
Please; you can trust us: just see our logo at the top of this
fancy email. Thank you. -Jimbo Wales, himself, seriously
<uberpenguin> To: Bob Something, From: The Wikimedia Foundation
WE NEED MORE POKEMON AND VIDEOGAME ARTICLES PLEASE HELP
IMMEDIATELY -- Dr. Mbuntu Wales
<uberpenguin> P.S. - WE HAVE GREAT PRICES ON CIALIS
<Physiq> To: Bob Something; From: The Wikimedia Foundation.
MSN Messenger is about to start charging fees to use their service,
the only way you can stop this is by visiting Wikipedia, opening an
account and forwarding this to 15 friends, otherwise you will be
stabbed within the hour by our hit squad.
Quote #690
<SushiGeek> Dmcsleep needs to have a lanyard that he can wear around his neck
that beeps loudly when somebody needs a checkuser
<SushiGeek> so when he's sleeping somebody can go "BEEP BEEP CHECKUSER"
Quote #691
<Doc_glasgow> so girls don't have a particular way of using IRC? ;)
<Andy123> good girls don't use IRC
<Mike42> Andy123: DO bad ones?
<Phroziac> Doc_glasgow: uh?
<Phroziac> Doc_glasgow: just different pronouns and gecos listings.
<Andy123> Mike42, good and bad are really subjective. Good girls are really
bad girls who never got caught.
<Doc_glasgow> ok, I though they might behave differently.
Quote #692 * RedMenace has joined #wikimedia-ops <RedMenace> now what was that for <NK_Away> * RedMenace is a troll <RedMenace> ?1 <RedMenace> i havnt trolled in like 12 minutes
Quote #693
<Werdnum> if (nickj.nationality == "au") { nickj.print("Yes"); } else {
nickj.print("No"); }
<nickj> "yes" and "no" - dual Aus / Uk (born Edinburgh)
<Werdnum> nickj: I'm pretty sure that's a non-standard parser ;)
<nickj> hey, I deliberately try and put down answers that I know will confuse
the system when filling in forms, so why should this be any different? ;-)
<Werdnum> nickj: SQL injection on the census?
<Werdnum> Name: Andrew'; DROP TABLE person;---
Quote #694
<Coredesat> actually, wait
<Coredesat> Restore it
<Coredesat> Needs to be taken back to MFD :/
<Coredesat> That MFD closed without consensus
<bastique> wonk
<bastique> wonk
<SushiGeek> wonk
<NullC> no wonking in public please.
<Slowking_Man> Wonking a process is illegal in 37 U.S. states and the
District of Columbia
<centrx> Process wonkery is a federal offense
<SushiGeek> it's not illegal in Wisconsin though
<SushiGeek> or Florida
<SushiGeek> so me and Bastique can legally wonk
<sean_black> not together
<SushiGeek> LOL not together
<NullC> FS 57.105 makes it illegial in florida.
<NullC> So bastique better not wonk..
<SushiGeek> then 38 states
<SushiGeek> what if bastique moves to Georgia (where it is legal)
<centrx> There is conflict in the Courts of Appeal with regard to the
application of the Commerce Clause to Process Wonkery, hopefully this
will be clarified in the upcoming Supreme Court case, Jimbo Wales v.
Wonky Wonka
<dannyisme> so is mrrying your sister, but you dont do it
<NullC> I think if you cross state lines for the purpose of wonking it's a
federal offense.
<NullC> (especially if the wonking involves a minor...)
<centrx> Process Wonkery has a long legal history dating back to the curia of
medieval England
<centrx> The Romans were notorious process wonks; this was one of the major
reasons for their collapse
<centrx> The Vandals disregarded process entirely
<NullC> centrx: Museum of London has a whole section on it... complete with the
displays of the wax seals everyone needed. ;)
<Coredesat> Ah, but didn't the Byzantines indefblock the Vandals?
<centrx> In fact, the Vandals specifically exploited the Romans heavy use of
process.
<centrx> Process wonkery leads to vandal victory
Quote #695
( twincest ) if ($Param{Address} !~ /^(()|([a-zA-Z0-9]+([a-zA-Z0-9_+\.'&%-]*
[a-zA-Z0-9_\.'-]+)?@([a-zA-Z0-9]+
([a-zA-Z0-9\.-]*[a-zA-Z0-9]+)?\.+[a-zA-Z]{2,8}|\
[\d+\.\d+\.\d+\.\d+])))$/) {
( twincest ) $Error = "Invalid syntax";
( HardDisk_WP ) fat regex o_O
( Submarine ) there are probably perl regexps for email addresses out there
( Tubarao ) twincest: should be like this: if ($Param{Address} !~ /^(()|
([a-zA-Z0-9]+([a-zA-Z0-9_+\.'&%-]*[a-zA-Z0-9_\#\.'-]+)?@
([a-zA-Z0-9]+([a-zA-Z0-9\.-]*[a-zA-Z0-9]+)?\.+[a-zA-Z]{2,8}|\
[\d+\.\d+\.\d+\.\d+])))$/) {
( Tubarao ) to allow the # ..
( twincest ) are you sure? that doesn't seem to agree with RFC2822 either
( twincest ) there are several more characters allowed that it doesn't match
! Submarine suggests allowing mostly anything
( Tubarao ) let me check rfc2822
( NotACatAtWork ) Submarine: interesting rant here:
http://www.regular-expressions.info/email.html
( Submarine ) yes
( NotACatAtWork ) a Clusty search for regex+"email address" is turning up some
more stuff
( NotACatAtWork ) oohh!
( Submarine ) besides, what's the usefulness of "validating" addresses?
( Submarine ) telling stupid people that www.free.fr is not their email
address?
( Submarine ) telling people that have valid addresses than their address is
not correct?
( NotACatAtWork ) try this: ^(([^:/?#]+):)?(//([^/?#]*))?([^?#]*)(\?([^#]*))
?(#(.*))?
( NotACatAtWork ) or even this: ^(?:([^:/?#]+):)?(?://([^/?#]*))?([^?#]*)
(?:\?([^#]*))?(?:#(.*))?
( NotACatAtWork ) (damn those emoticons!!!)
Quote #696
<DMAshura> I'm looking for more articles to write basically
<keitei> as much as I love pokemon, you're probably better off adding a missing
encyclopedic article than random crap
<DMAshura> What does Pokemon have to do with it o.o;
<Demi> All WikiProjects are actually Pokemon projects in disguise.
<toresbe> indeed
<Earle_Martin> c.f. the map of wikipedia
<deepshuck> there's a giant snorlax sleeping across the way to every project
Quote #697
<LeonWP> any idea btw when 1.9 is going to be released?
<brion> first week of january
<vortigaunt> Quarterly release cycle, dude.
<Nikerabbit> on christmas? :E
<vortigaunt> January.
<vortigaunt> Yes. Yes, Brion is going to wait up on Christmas Eve and package
up a whole new 1.9.0 release.
<brion> only for the good girls and boys
<Slowking_Man> He's making a list
<vortigaunt> He's checkin' it twice
<brion> the rest of you get coal in your svn up
Quote #698 * helix84 still wonders if someone is still messing with his patch <RealGrouchy> nicotine not flowing?
Quote #699 <bastique> Luna-San: You are the troll block king <sean_black> troll blocking block king <bainer> block king blockking blocking OMG * sean_black claps <Elisson> bainer, you've found evidence that there is a cabal! :D
Quote #700
<NotACow> process is a little bird, chirping in a meadow
<Gurch> uh...
<Gurch> no, articles are little birds, chirping in a meadow
<Gurch> AfD is a much larger bird with claws that rip the little birds to
shreds
<Gurch> DRV picks through the corpses and decides if it was a good idea or not.
Quote #701 <Golbez> the m:Friends of gays guideline is very important <Golbez> and should be observed at all times <NotACow> Golbez: but there'd be nobody left to edit <morwen> NotACow: Fred Phelps could <morwen> we could become GODHATESFAGSAPEDIA.COM <morwen> '''Sweden''' is a large country in central [[Scandanavia]] which god hates. <morwen> this could make an amusing uncyclopedia article <morwen> writing about something in the style of Wikipedia, but with the POV of fred phelps <nivelbor> That's hilarious. <nivelbor> Phelpsapedia <morwen> i had better develop this idea quick, before someone steals it from me
Quote #702 * Werdnum normally hides in his developer hole. <TehKewl1> I need a girlfriend, so I can hide in her hole <CableModem> ... <TehKewl1> wait O_O
Quote #703
<YellowMonkey> I got an article through FA and simultaneously someone
nominated it for GA and the GA reveiwer failed it because it was
"boring"
<Coredesbusy> ...huh?
<SushiGeek> He got an article through FA.
<SushiGeek> At the same time, somebody put it on good articles
<SushiGeek> and the reviewer for the article failed it because he said it was
boring
Quote #704 <nagios-wm> Apache on srv120 is OK: HTTP OK HTTP/1.1 200 OK - 27594 bytes in 0.129 seconds <nagios-wm> Apache on srv120 is OK: HTTP OK HTTP/1.1 200 OK - 27594 bytes in 0.020 seconds <JeLuF> why is nagios reporting everything twice? <mark> JeLuF: it's been doing that since I restarted it yesterday <mark> I'm not sure <mark> it's not the exact same message anyway <DArkoneko`busy> the program is runing twice, then <TimStarling> maybe there are two copies running <mark> probably 2 instances running <DArkoneko`busy> heh :) <JeLuF> yup <TimStarling> yeah, that <mark> yes ;) <TimStarling> now let's all try to fix it at once, ok? <mark> no :) <nagios-wm> Host tingxi is UP: (No Information Returned From Host Check) <TimStarling> fixed, I think <JeLuF> killed all instances, restarted it. <TimStarling> you too? <TimStarling> did mark try it as well, just as a matter of interest? <mark> no
Quote #705
( +{b} ) OMG Brion is commenting on our village pump
( +{b} ) We're not worthy
Quote #706
<kim_register> Jhs, I should have asked what you thouht I was before answering
your question
<kim_register> Jhs, to add to the statistics
<kim_register> drat drat drat
<Jhs> lol
<kim_register> which reminds me of the song boten anna..., who the heck wants
to go out with a girl who fails the turing test? :-P
Quote #707
<kim_register> what's wrong with tentacle monsters
<kim_register> or do you need to be female to errr, appreciate them?
<Eloquence> kim_register, I think they are most appreciated by males. from
a distance.
Quote #708
From #wikipedia-en-admins:
<IgnoreAllRules> NotACow, [[User:Dmcdevit/YouTube]] provides a reasonable rationale
<NotACat> IgnoreAllRules: as it is, you lay yourself open to a disruption charge
if you simply "smite the ungodly from on high"
<NotACow> IgnoreAllRules: for what?
<IgnoreAllRules> for removal of YouTube links
<NotACow> IgnoreAllRules: and i care because?
<IgnoreAllRules> I don't think I asked you.
<IgnoreAllRules> It was Phil.
<NotACow> IgnoreAllRules: you spoke to me
<IgnoreAllRules> sorry about that
<NotACow> 'sok, people confuse us all the time. would you care for some tea?
Quote #709
From the Commons channel:
<rama> My licence said : I put this image under CC.by-sa blabla because
it's not clear whether or not trivial reproductions are elligible
for copyright in France, and if they are not, this is public domain
<rama> the guy reverted to "public domain" over and over on the grounds
that the law is clear that there is no copyright IN THE USA AND IN
GERMANY
<newmanbe> Pfft.
<Bastique> rama: What a dick
<rama> yes
<Kawaii_Neko> ...
<newmanbe> PD-art would't apply, because there was creativity in
your picture taking. :)
<rama> the last time someone decided that German laws should be
applicable in France did not exactly leave a good memory to
everybody...
Quote #710 * brion needs a dual-core oven
Quote #711
! +SB_Johnny thinks commons needs a lot more redirects :)
( +SB_Johnny ) especially for articles about plants, insects, etc... most people
searching (in any language) won't know the scientific names
( +Cool_Cat ) SB_Johnny unless they know latin
( +Cool_Cat ) as a native language
( +geniice ) with the birth rate in VC that seems somewhat unlikely
Quote #712 ( +timichal ) nothing beats the time when I found a furry porn image from 2002 on Meta, though
Quote #713 ( brion ) hmm ( brion ) it's xmas, so i'm going to be nice and not WONTFIX this feature request just yet
Quote #714 ( brion ) shit-yeah, it's brownie time ! brion $ mv /mnt/oven/brownies /mnt/cooling-rack
Quote #715
<TehKewl1> ok ok
<TehKewl1> I thought of the perfect wikipedia model
<TehKewl1> a pool system
<TehKewl1> the editors are the hose that fills the pool up, the developers are
the pump, the vandalfighters are the filters
<TehKewl1> the cleanup crew are the chlorinator
<TehKewl1> the deletionists are the waste outlet
<TehKewl1> and the average users are the swimmers :D
<deepshuck> trolls put aids in the pool and close it
Quote #716 <Vague_Rant> OS X is just complete bullshit. <Vague_Rant> I'm not jerking off to the actual window that the porn is in. <Vague_Rant> So stop with the fancy bullshit.
Quote #717
<cchristianTP> has anyone here seen a bug where it keeps telling you you have
new messages when you don't?
<Vito-Genovese> í
<Vito-Genovese> i don't think it's a bug christian
<Vito-Genovese> ít'$
<Vito-Genovese> it's the wikia way of spamming
<cchristianTP> no
<cchristianTP> not Wikia donations
<Vito-Genovese> í
<Vito-Genovese> i didn't mean that
<cchristianTP> like a "you have new messages"
<Vito-Genovese> ít'$
<Vito-Genovese> it's a way to promote small wikias
<cchristianTP> how are they doing that???
<Vito-Genovese> nø
<Vito-Genovese> no idea
<Vito-Genovese> ßut
<Vito-Genovese> but it's clever :)
<cchristianTP> heh
<cchristianTP> staff didn't seem to know
<cchristianTP> so...
<Vito-Genovese> RêâLLy¿
<Vito-Genovese> really?
<cchristianTP> it's happening behind thier backs?
<cchristianTP> they thought it was a server error
<Vito-Genovese> mâyßê
<Vito-Genovese> maybe i'm mistaken
<Vito-Genovese> thât'$
<Vito-Genovese> that's odd
<cchristianTP> an it was only happening when I went to a new subdomain
<Vito-Genovese> $âmê
<Vito-Genovese> same thing happened to me too
<Vito-Genovese> $êvêRâL
<Vito-Genovese> several times
<cchristianTP> STOP
<cchristianTP> $t0p
<Vito-Genovese> $tøp
<Vito-Genovese> stop what?
<cchristianTP> d3w1n9
<cchristianTP> Th1$
<Vito-Genovese> dø
<Vito-Genovese> do you see that?
<Vito-Genovese> d'øh!
<Vito-Genovese> d'oh!
<cchristianTP> ....
<cchristianTP> FEAR WIKIA!!!
<Vito-Genovese> testing
<Vito-Genovese> seems fine
<Vito-Genovese> sorry for that
<LeonWP> you're all crazy, no?
Quote #718 <Soms> heh I have a 65" Plasma =P <CableModem> lol <CableModem> 65" plasma. mmh./ <CableModem> that must make a nice heater. :D
Quote #719 <Alkivar> fuck i need to beat my cat ... goddamn cat dug a hole into the bag of kitty litter i bought yesterday and took a shit IN THE BAG!
Quote #720
<brion> $dbr->select( array( 'tempaltelinks', 'page_restrictinos' ),
array( ... ), array( 'tl_from=pr_age', 'pr_cascade' => 1, 'tl_title' =>
$this->getText(), ___METHOD__ );
<brion> or sth
<brion> right?
<brion> oh and spell thigns right
Quote #721
* brion suddenly wonders what's bug 666
<brion> http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=666 meh boring
<brion> http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1337 well that was mildly
boring
<brion> http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1984 extraordinarily
bring
<brion> http://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=42 ... appropriate
somehow
Quote #722 <brion> 1.6 receives security fixes only <brion> which will continue, if necessary, at least through april <hspaans> brion: so after april your f*ck*d? <hashar> what will happen to brion in april ? <Fyren> He turns back into a pumpkin. <robchurch> cool <robchurch> waitaminute <robchurch> if brion was the pumpkin, then... <robchurch> OH MY GOD <robchurch> I WAS A RAT!? <brion> IMAGINE THE PUMPKIN PIE I'D MAKE <brion> YUMMMM <Fyren> brion: Please post more pie pictures.
Quote #723 <hashar> maybe we should start talking about the version number after 1.9 <Fyren> 1.a, obviously. <brion> it's already 1.10 dude <Simetrical> Although Fyren's idea is appealing. <Simetrical> After we run out of letters, we can switch to Greek. <Simetrical> Then Hebrew. Cyrillic. <hashar> € !! <Simetrical> If people can't tell the difference between alpha and 'a', screw them. <Fyren> There's enough kanji/hanzi to keep it up for a while.
Quote #724 <Mike_H> Anal hurts like a motherfucker.
Quote #725 <timichal_> why do i chat with a phone when I'm sitting in front of a computer?
Quote #726
[... Citizendium ...]
<morwen> Their problem is getting the ball rolling
<morwen> Wikipedia's problem is stopping the ten ton ball rolling at a hundred
miles per hour and killing everyone in its path.
<Heligo> Citizendium might get on better if their server didn't run on steam and
have an old woman cranking a handle to make the hard drives turn
<ShakespeareFan00> LOl
<ShakespeareFan00> {{fact}}
Quote #727 <Gracenotes> wow... <Gracenotes> I typed "gfgfg" into the search bar, because I was bored <Gracenotes> and I found an article that had been vandalized <Gracenotes> with "gfgfg" <Gracenotes> so I reverted it <Gracenotes> ...same with "gfgf"
Quote #728 :::: ( • ) Joins: Mark_Ryan ( i=MarkRyan@wikipedia/Mark ) joined #wikimedia-tech ( 98 Users ) ( Mark_Ryan ) oi ( Mark_Ryan ) techies ( Mark_Ryan ) squid's broken for some people ( Mark_Ryan ) you might want to fix it, or we might get a lawsuit ( Adam1213 ) lol ( Mark_Ryan ) from frustrated users. ( Mark_Ryan ) for mental distress
Quote #729
(from #mediawiki)
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<_syphilis_> asbras: if you're worrying about fragmentation of the db, run
ALTER TABLE foo ENGINE=InnoDB; on every table
<_syphilis_> it'll compact freed storage and stuff
<robchurch> we keep only the most important data on wikimedia's main servers
<robchurch> mostly porn
<LeonWP> Free porn.
<brion> porn? where?
<robchurch> of course, dead important that.
<robchurch> brion: ~/porn
<robchurch> or http://127.0.0.1/porn
* brion $ mv porn .porn
<LeonWP> move it to ~/public_html
<PHILIP> I'm trying to get my windows server mediawiki to send mail (password
reminders, sign up) and I can't. - I've configured the $wgSMTP
array, set $path to include location of pear. and I get a blank
screen when I request a password get sent out. ** Not as important as
where the porn stuff is, but any help would be appreciated.**
(3 minutes pass)
<Simetrical> PHILIP: Heh, sorry, I don't know the answer. Probably someone else
here does, if they notice the question. :D
Quote #730
<robchurch> open source brion? i can compile my own?
<LeonWP> robchurch, you may also fork it.
<Simetrical> robchurch: Yeah, but you need a DNA compiler first.
<robchurch> woot
<Simetrical> It's self-compiling, but the hardware is a pain to work with.
<robchurch> so i can hack about the insides and make my own variant?
<robchurch> excellent
<LeonWP> sure robchurch
* robchurch goes to market the world's first cyber brion
<brion> buy me dinner first
<LeonWP> not sure what license it is, though; possible you may even sell it.
<robchurch> only if you're a commercial success
<LeonWP> wow
<LeonWP> I wonder who's the author
<Simetrical> It's really a derivative of two other works.
<Simetrical> Kind of mashed the different parts together randomly.
<Simetrical> Not sure that's eligible for copyright.
<LeonWP> so god is the very original author?
<Simetrical> LeonWP: I dunno, you'd have to go to court to see how that pans
out. Might be tricky there.
<robchurch> the good thing is, if you don't believe in Him, then the licence
problems just vanish
<robchurch> or would His work be ineligible for copyright anyway?
<robchurch> you can just imagine the Vatican would want to milk as much cash
out as possible
<NotACat> robchurch: problem is, if He believes in you, does his licence take
precedence? ;-)
<Simetrical> robchurch: You'd have to get a jury to agree that the
preponderance of the evidence falls against God's existence.
<Simetrical> In America.
<Simetrical> . . . good luck.
Quote #731 [Mike_H is watching Olympic tryouts on Greek television] <Mike_H> That's odd <Mike_H> why are there random women running with the men? <Mike_H> they run them together in Greece? <Mark_Ryan> equal opportunities <Mike_H> nvm <Mike_H> it was an ugly man
Quote #732
* Tooby|busy is now known as Tooby|died
* Simetrical robs Tooby|died's corpse
<Tooby|died> jackal :p
<Tooby|died> :)
<Simetrical> :(
<Simetrical> Jackals eat. They don't examine the watch for brand name and the
presence of gold before discarding it as a cheap fake and looking
for the wallet.
* Simetrical prefers to think that he has some dignity
Quote #733 * Cybersoft is now known as Ceiling_Basilisk * Ceiling_Basilisk is watching you masturbate <Ceiling_Basilisk> but its the last time you do it
Quote #734 <brion> we're very friendly <timichal_> (except when he stabs you) <brion> yeah but it's a loving kind of stab <brion> gets you right in the heart, y'know?
Quote #735 <sean_black> shit fuck crap ass motherfuck bitch, Morbo
Quote #736 <Editor-at-Large> !google TehKewl1 likes spam <TehKewlBot> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/TehKewl1_2 * Editor-at-Large laughs <TehKewl1> O_O <Editor-at-Large> oh, that's priceless <Editor-at-Large> XD
Quote #737
<Lubaf> "In the Distopian justice system, the people are persecuted by two
seperate, yet equally important groups: The police who instigate crime,
and the district attorneys who persecute the innocent. These are their
stories."
Quote #738
* gentgeen finds a wiki stealing wikipedia content without attribution
<Evil_Monkey> To the Copyright-Mobile!!!
<gentgeen> I think I'll try a personal email before I light up the GFDL-Signal
<gentgeen> as I think they stole an article I edited at some point
<Evil_Monkey> gentgeen: especially since we now know that Richard Stallman
sleeps with a katana under his bed
Quote #739 <Shreshth91> !order pole dancers whoo hoo! * WineSteward sees: Shreshth91 orders a round of pole dancers whoo hoo!. * CableModem cuts the pole down with a hacksaw * WineSteward sees: The waiter arrives and slips unluckily so that all of the pole dancers whoo hoo! covers the floor. <CableModem> HAHAHAH <Shreshth91> LOLOLOLOLO <kila> LOL
Quote #740
<Mark_Ryan> I'd much prefer markRYAN or something like that
<Werdna> Mark_Ryan: you can use that...
<Werdna> it's like
<Werdna> mark <shout>RYAN</shout>
<Werdna> like brion VIBBER
<Werdna> I swear, whenever I see brion's username on Wikipedia, I feel like I
should be shouting the VIBBER bit and accompanying it with a
twenty-one gun salute.
Quote #741
<Vague_Rant> Shit man, I hope when I die my articles aren't mentioned in my
obituary.
<Vague_Rant> What a depressing thing to be remembered for.
<Earle_Martin> "He edited articles such as 'Taxonomy of Pokemons',
'Minor characters in Star Trek TOS spinoff novels', and
'Anal bleaching'."
<Earle_Martin> He will be missed. *sniff*
Quote #742 <YourVirginity> Is that a Ceiling_Cat on your ceiling or are you just happy to see me?
Quote #743
<Picaroon9288> karynn: the thing with user categories is that when some are put
up for deletion at WP:UCFD, voters say "but look, Cat:Apples
exists, so why are you trying to delete Cat:Oranges"
Quote #744
* Deon was gonna go to [[Fall Out Boy]] concert tonight :(
<petermdodge> That sounds horrible.
<petermdodge> In more ways than one
<Deon> =O
<petermdodge> I dont do that emo band crap.
<Luna-San> But then you realized that it was not, in fact, a scene, but in all
likelihood an arms race?
Quote #745
<HemlockMartinis> I'm heading to bed, see y'all tomorrow night for another
edition of "Hemlock Martinis wanders the horrors of
[[Category:Uncategorized]] like Dante through Hell."
Quote #746
<Messedrocker> "Dr. Pepper loses license to practice medicine following
incident"
Quote #747 <mindspillage> Dear god. Now I picture goatse nightlights.
Quote #748 <TheWeasel> First Life is a popular MMORPG
Quote #749
<Psycho_Kirby> So I had this ride idea. I call it "The Speedy Deletion."
<Psycho_Kirby> It's a shooting game, something like the Buzz Lightyear thing at
Disney World...with a twist.
<Psycho_Kirby> You get points for shooting junk articles and lose points for
shooting good articles.
<Psycho_Kirby> So you would get points for shooting a narcissistic 13-year-old
girl.
<Psycho_Kirby> But if you shoot JFK, you lose points and a bunch of animatronic
conspiracy theorists find out it's all a theme park ride.
<Psycho_Kirby> And on the theme park, there would probably be an animatronic
Wikipe-tan somewhere.
Quote #750 [13:44] <Random> so can anyone help me do a mass ucfd nomination? [13:44] <Mike_H> Yeah, me neither [13:44] <Mike_H> it hurts like a bitch [13:45] * TheWeasel coughs [13:45] <Gwern> Boochan: sure, but how many nongay men like butsexx? [13:45] <Random> i'm gonna put together a list in a minute
Quote #751
<Ellis> Saying "Can you shoot sub-zero lasers from your nipples and turn objects
into ice?" in any other channel than #wikipedia would have me on many
ignore lists by now.
Quote #752 <auda> hiii room <TEH_HERPES> Hello auda <TEH_HERPES> We have been expecting you <auda> ooh u know me <TEH_HERPES> Don't you remember me? <auda> in fact no <auda> can u remind me <TEH_HERPES> Itchy, the stripper from Miami. June of 2003...
Quote #753
<robchurch> Powerball is an American lottery, apparently.
<robchurch> Amazing what this Wikipedia thingy's got in it.
<robchurch> It also says Wacko Jacko is Santa Claus.
<robchurch> Oh, hang on, that's Uncyclopedia.
<Slowking_Man> Wikipedia told me that Josh is gay
<zocky> 'Wikipedia "outs" Josh, who turns out to be straight' New York,
17 March 2007 - Wikipedia was rocked by another credibility scandal
today after it emerged that Josh, whom Wikipedia officially called gay
between 10:32 and 10:36 is in fact straight.
Quote #754
( robchurch ) The great thing about a bug tracker is it stores things
indefinitely.
( robchurch ) The big problem with a bug tracker is that it stores things
indefinitely.
Quote #755
( +gmaxwell ) Sorry. The wikimedia orbital space laser is controlled by
toolserver, as a result it seldom works.
Quote #756
<Qxz> from the discussion on whether warning messages should be semi-protected:
<Qxz> "Do SOMETHING - I just told a user they'd be SHOT if they continued to
vandalize."
Quote #757
-ChanServ:#wikipedia- Slowking_Man!n=slow@wikipedia/Slowking-Man enabled
notices of #wikipedia access list changes
-!- mode/#wikipedia [+o AntiSpamMeta] by ChanServ
-!- mode/#wikipedia [+b *!*@services.] by AntiSpamMeta
Quote #758
<Thatcher-away> if you work for a health insurance company and are posting
from work under the name Orel Secs do you need another agenda?
Quote #759 * dungodung starts chanting SUL <brion-office> fuck sul, i've got pie
Quote #760
<PullToOpen> capital letters are very important to our language
<Ceiling_Cat> PullToOpen - I COULD NOT AGREE MORE
<PullToOpen> capitalization is the difference between "will you help your uncle
jack off the horse" and "Wiill you help your Uncle Jack off the horse"
* Ceiling_Cat watches PullToOpen and his uncle
* PullToOpen takes pictures and sends it to PETA
Quote #761 ( rtc ) commons allows about any license if it is being disguised properly. ( +timichal ) haha ( +timichal ) I mean, hah
Quote #762
<+Coredesat> "choose life"?
<+Coredesat> what kind of AFD argument is that?
* +Coredesat watchlists this AFD ;)
<+Nilfanion> coredesat: you just want a give a pro-choice closure
<+Coredesat> XD
<+Nilfanion> "as a thinking administrator i exercise my right to choose to
abort this article"
<+Nilfanion> XD
<+Coredesat> hahahahaha
Quote #763
<BoboTheNinja> Rejected Dr. Seuss book of the day: "One bitch, two bitch,
dead bitch, blue bitch."
Quote #764
<Wizardman> I'm surpsrised American Idol fans haven't been destroying me.?
<dannyisme> DID YOU VOTE FOR SANJAYA?
<karynn> the only think i know baout sanjaya is that wikipedia's picture of him
is a copyvio.
<Hedley> Good general knowledge, that.
<Hedley> "So Sir, what do you know about X?" "Nothing at all.. but I know
X's article on Wikipedia has disputed factual accuracy."
Quote #765
<Ceiling_Cat> "You know you are having a rough day when you start editing
articles on terrorists to get away from more
controversial articles"
Quote #766 (on #wikimeia-tech) <barklund> you say there are more than 1 db request at a time? :) <intgr> Nah, Wikipedia can't be that popular.
Quote #767
<robchurch> I could never become President. I'm British, I'm educated, I don't
care about gay marriage or abortion, I opposed the Iraq war, I don't
mind the French or the Germans and I don't watch Sesame Street.
<robchurch> Do not underestimate the influence of the Children's Television
Workshop.
Quote #768
<robchurch> amidaniel, do you like the current arrangement of your internal
organs?
<amidaniel> robchurch: Quite frankly, no. They're illogical structure serves
only to reinforce my belief that there is no intelligent creator.
<amidaniel> Their*
<robchurch> God damn it. You're supposed to say you like your heart where it is
in your chest. And then I'm supposed to say something nasty and
threatening, and, well, it's all ruined now, isn't it.
Quote #769
<Luigi30> hmm, there's an unblock request by a user named HolyChristianWarrior.
I'm sure this will end well
Quote #770
<Simetrical> Now, why do we have wikis for extinct languages again?
<larne> Simetrical: because the foundation's mission is to distribute knowledge
to dead people.
Quote #771 <Cool_Cat> ? <Gurch> ?? <Gurch> ?????????? <Gurch> looks like space invaders <Gurch> ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? <Gurch> ' <Gurch> /\
Quote #772 * SugarGlider (n=SugarGli@CPE0050bacb85e5-CM0014045c04ea.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #wikipedia <SugarGlider> anybody in here? <ST47> no <Mr_Gustafson> no <ST47> noone <TwinsMetsFan> nah <SugarGlider> ok then... <ST47> 'there is none...no, not one' * SugarGlider has quit (Client Quit) <ST47> :) <TwinsMetsFan> lmao <wimt> heh
Quote #773 * bumm13 shudders at the thought of someone flatulating into the mike while the software is running <bumm13> it might tell the story of Microsoft's history! <Editor-at-Large> mic! <Editor-at-Large> mic, not MIKE!
Quote #774 < AmiDaniel_away> The JDK gives you the cracks, but it also gives you the doors < AmiDaniel_away> PHP has no doors -- just cracks * jimbojw is beginning to regret the cracks metaphor * AmiDaniel_away plans to stop with the bad metaphors soon :D < davidmccabe> it's a great metaphor. < davidmccabe> MW as pile of rubble with people living in it. < davidmccabe> millions of them. < davidmccabe> of course, I wouldn't touch MW as it is, either, if it weren't my day job. < jimbojw> a pile of rubble ... with cracks? < davidmccabe> or any PHP app. < davidmccabe> jimbojw: the cracks define the shape. so yeah, basically. the whole damn thing is giant cracks.
Quote #775 <zocky> we should really do what germans did <zocky> delete all the non-free images, and most of the cruft <Rebent> ... <Darksun> I'm not saying that just because a show is notable, all it's episodes are. I'm saying that in some cases they are <zocky> it would help us get rid of people who think cruft is important <Rebent> zocky are you calling jews cruft? <kenlyric> nothing can end well that starts with "we should do what the germans did"
Quote #776 <Mike_H> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wihtEhOnQU <Mike_H> This is the gayest shit I've seen on soaps in a long time. <Cyrius> I'd better not watch it <Cyrius> if it's so gay Mike_H is saying it's gay <Cyrius> it'll probably cause a hormone imbalance just from watching it
Quote #777 <Animum> Real-Life, maybe? <Animum> (The thing that comes in a can.) <Riana> I've never heard of it. Tell me more! <Animum> It's the greatest thing since sliced bread!! Pay $1.59 extra and you can get "Dates in a can" free of charge!!! <Riana> crikey. I must try this out. Does it come with 'sunshine in a tube'? <Animum> No, that comes in a bottle. <Riana> Oh. OK. Bottles break so easy though :( <Animum> Oh, but this comes in an UNBREAKABLE BOTTLE!!!!! <Riana> now you've convinced me, I must try it out <Animum> Here you go, ma'am.
Quote #778 <NotASpy> Shadow42: In common with all idiots on Wikipedia that do idiotic things, it was because he was an idiot.
Quote #779 <IceKarma> YourVirginity, hey, I've only been looking for you for about 15 years now ;) <YourVirginity> IceKarma - ever since that night with the clown in the alley?
Quote #780
<Hurricanehink> Full house, horrah
<Nilfanion> {{fact}}
<Titoxd> {{verify}}
<Hurricanehink> <ref>{{cite web|author=WPTC|year=2007|title=[[WP:TROP]]|accessdate=2007-08-14|url=#wiki-hurricanes}}
<Hurricanehink> </ref>
<Nilfanion> {{db-nonsense}}
<Titoxd> {{hangon}}
<Hurricanehink> {{underconstruction}}
<Titoxd> {{inuse}}
<Titoxd> {{template soup}}
<Hurricanehink> {{merge|WP:BJAODN}}
<Titoxd> {{merge|:m:Bash}}
<Hurricanehink> {{support}}
<Titoxd> {{poll bottom}}
<Hurricanehink> {{sofixit}}
=-= Mode #wiki-hurricanes +o Nilfanion by ChanServ
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"#wiki-hurricanes" ([[CSD A3]] no content)
=-= Mode #wiki-hurricanes -o Nilfanion by Nilfanion
* Coredesat undeletes #wiki-hurricanes
* Coredesat re-deletes it as G1 (patent nonsense)
* Nilfanion lists on DRV... XD
Quote #781 <FT2> CMoreschi - do you want to start [[List of groups that are treated uneq ually by not having an 'allegations of apartheid' article about them]] ?
Quote #782 * Connel is not enjoying the 10 or so nagios-wm messages in #wikimedia-tech. Knams seems to be unreachable, again? * Connel shrugs. At least Mark fixed the DNS betwixt the tampa cluster and toolserver. <Hessianmuffin> Wow. "betwixt" was the most understandable part of that comment.
Quote #783 <VoiceOfAll> yes, all straight socks <VoiceOfAll> (as opposed to gay socks) <VoiceOfAll> :p
Quote #784 * Riana gives Wikihermit an Uluru * Wikihermit wonders what a Uluru is, but eats it anyways <Riana> lol <Riana> oi, Wikihermit. * Wikihermit hopes a Uluru is food <kmccoy> Wikihermit, it's probably pretty hard on your teeth. <Pinball22> And extremely filling. <Wikihermit> O RLY? <Wikihermit> maybe I should have two? <kmccoy> Rock on! <Riana> and probably pretty sacrilegious to actually eat it <kmccoy> Wikihermit, that's a rockin' idea. * Wikihermit gives Riana a "hot dish" * Riana whumps kmccoy <kmccoy> Wikihermit, are you feeling a bit stoned now? <Wikihermit> kmccoy: sure? <Wikihermit> kmccoy: although I try to refrain from eating stones <kmccoy> Wikihermit: Your voice is getting a bit gravelly, too. <Riana> lol <Riana> he's an earthy fellow, that Wikihermit <Riana> OK I shouldn't try <Wikihermit> :D <kmccoy> tee hee * Wikihermit is off to bed, night! <Riana> indeed <Riana> night Wikihermit <kmccoy> Wikihermit: You'll sleep like a rock!
Quote #785 * escape_goat goes outdoors where there is no ceiling so Ceiling_Cat couldn't follow him <escape_goat> to fap * The359 calls the cops for indecent exposure <Ceiling_Cat> escape_goat - Roof_cat has his eyes on you <Ceiling_Cat> and if not roof_cat, tree_cat <Ceiling_Cat> and if not tree_cat, sky_cat <escape_goat> well, then you leave me no coice but to FAP IN MY MIND <Ceiling_Cat> escape_goat - brain_cat is watching you FAP <escape_goat> jeez, it's worse than living in England
Quote #786 ( gmaxwell ) My real concern is that at some point it will be changed from the globe button which no one sees or clicks on.. to a big flashing "VIEW THE MAP" button on 100,000 enwp articles, and toolserver won't be able to handle the traffic. ;) ( flyingparchment ) nonsense, toolserver can handle all load. it has the power of greyskull.
Quote #787 (Vassyana) You never really do see RfAr's with comments like "My opponent is pushing a pro-anal sex POV" or "Editor X consistantly refuses removes references from peer-reviewed articles about the mechanics of strap-on dildos"
Quote #788 ( flyingparchment ) when official people are saying the same things as me trolling on irc, i think we might have operational issues
Quote #789 <IsAMadman> Why is our ComCom guy explaining bukkake to kids... <NotACow> IsAMadman: because kids are at about the same intellectual level as members of the press
Quote #790 <sean_black> kids today need to be more informed about tentacle sex, or they're going to be popping out evil demon rapist babies
Quote #791 * Physchim62 doesn't even want to imagine the ejaculation videos on wookiepedia
Quote #792
<gmaxwell> sync sync sync senora sync your source code fine.
scap scap scap senora scap it all the time.
Quote #793 <Daniel-Lurking> enwiki arbcom would eat bash :)
Quote #794 <Mike_H> Wikipedia:Civility is an official policy. If you don't keep it, you risk being banished. --Kjoonlee 14:45, 15 January 2007 (UTC) <Mike_H> rofl, "banished." Like this is the Middle Ages. <LaraLove>Didn't Romeo get banished? From Verona? <Mike_H> All I remember from 9th grade English class is that he died at the end. And so did she. <LaraLove> Tragic. <Mike_H> If the Montagues and the Capulets just followed WP:CIVIL, it wouldn't have even been an issue.
Quote #795 <SNORLAX> are you calling enumclaw a pokemon? <Ceiling_Cat> SNORLAX - go expandify [[Mr. Hands]] <Ceiling_Cat> Pixxxxxxxxxxxxx plz <SNORLAX> I think the horse expanded him enough <Ceiling_Cat> lulz
Quote #796 <domas> people are so pushy nowadays <domas> poor brion <domas> he doesn't have right to tell 'I don't care' <domas> ;( <domas> and everyone can annoy him :( <domas> brion: how's SUL?! :-)
Quote #797 *in the toolserver channel* ( siebrand ) twincest: any idea why I cannot 'svn up' on stable ts? ( twincest ) please, be more vague
Quote #798 <gwern> when your only tool is birth control, every problem looks like something you can safely have sex with
Quote #799 <domas> thats the profile of 'go' feature <domas> all it does in this case is a redirect <domas> I wonder, how it managed to actually parse something <domas> and of course, let's load all messages <domas> you never know which language is HTTP in <domas> Location: for some, Po?oz.enie for Poles. <domas> ??????: ?????
Quote #800 <slakr> o/~ I'm bringin' rollin'back <animum> Yeah!
Quote #801 <LuciferTiger> i actually Lolled at Viagra_Cat <Viagra_Cat> :) <gwern> what viagra spam would cats get? 'is ur d1ck not spiny enuff? does she only mewl and not yowl when you pull backwards? get premium V I A G R A now, meow!'
Quote #802 From the OTRS channel: <al_tally> who is that? <al_tally> o nvm <al_tally> Delphine's daughter, right? <cary> ya <schiste> cary what about creating an OTRS account for emma right now? <cary> I think you should suggest that to Guillaume <cary> She would need an email address first <jredmond> geez, she's how many days old and she doesn't have an e-mail address yet? <jredmond> her parents are such slackers.
Quote #803
* NotAYert has quit ("SPICE GIRLS CONCERT- FEBUARY 3RD<3333333")
<The359> ...Spice Girls?
<Krimpet> "febuary"?
<Gracenotes> hyphen instead of dash?
Quote #804 (on the toolserver channel) ( Aviator ) i wonder why the stable server is such an unstable server
Quote #805 <Wizardman> i think i need to shave down there. <al_tally> .... <Wizardman> and by down there i mean my beard